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It's been a year since I posted anything to this account, and I thought y'all could use a proper goodbye as I move on. I'm thriving but I will miss you!
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Summer Break Crisis by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Jul 2022
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College hasn't been hard, and even after all of it, seeing his home back in Pocatela is a breath of relief. Maybe in its familiarity, in its predictability, Nick finds comfort in seeing where he grew up.
And now, sitting next to Clay in this old shitty parking lot, looking at the stars, bottles of beer in their hands, Nick feels lost.
OR: nine months apart makes sexual tension bloom
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- Part 11 of Birb's Smutshots
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Love and War at Sea by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Jun 2022
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"You've got Red Blade and the map? You're joking."
"He's not," Techno says sarcastically. "I'm easy to kidnap, you know, and I'm going to give up the map so quickly to this fearsome pirate captain."
Dream scowls at him.
Good.
OR: Techno (pirate captain) is kidnapped by Dream (also a pirate captain).
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And The Universe Said "I Love You" by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 May 2022
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"Hey, Techno," Dream says with a bare smile. "Good sleep?"
"I was trying to wait out my inevitable heat death, so maybe not the best one I've ever had." Techno returns the smile.
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Our Game Together by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 May 2022
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Upon seeing each other at Wilbur and Quackity's wedding in Las Nevadas, Dream and Techno dig through feelings that might be better left unsaid.
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A Porcupine Named Alfie by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Apr 2022
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Sapnap comes home to find Dream, Dream's nephew, and a rescue dog in the house.
Cue a porcupine obsession, zoo visits, and good times with people you love
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orange smoke skies by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Mar 2022
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"You used to hate smoke inside."
"Have you seen the state of the world?" Wilbur asks, and as George looks out the window at the orange, hazy city, their conversation ends and Wilbur's point is proven.
OR: Wilbur grapples with his feelings as the world burns outside
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tell me what you want by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Mar 2022
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After George paints the guest room orange, they almost kiss on stream, and they hold hands, Sapnap is sure that he's not going to make it through the rest of his UK stay.
Did I mention he's horny and George is hot?
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- Part 10 of Birb's Smutshots
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one date a year by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Feb 2022
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"We're still gonna do our yearly date, right?"
Sapnap raises an eyebrow. "You still want to?"
A blush immediately speckles Dream's cheeks. "I mean, it's kind of a tradition, and you know I feel about breaking those-"
"Of course, we can go."
OR: Dream and Sapnap have their yearly Valentine's date.
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- Part 9 of Birb's Smutshots
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One Less Bone to Pick by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Feb 2022
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Techno has 205 bones, scars that he hates, and a Florida man sugar daddy.
What could go wrong?
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After the prison breakout, Techno is coping, Dream is an asshole, and Phil wants his life to go back to normal.
Featuring potato soup, the Hound Army, dead rabbits, and snow.
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A Very Merry Dreamnoblade Christmas 2: The Squeakquel by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Dec 2021
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Did someone say "Christmas Oneshots 2"?
Fun and funky little advent calendar with Dreamnoblade, Georgebur, and enough mutual pining and Christmas cheer to get you through December <3
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It's a quiet life in Kinoko Kingdom, and Sapnap is alone.
Until George wakes up again.
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i like you and i shouldn't by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Nov 2021
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"Get high with me tonight."
Or, Dream, wracked with guilt for his late-night thoughts, lets his barriers down in the form of a dab pen and his best friend.
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fall asleep in my arms by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Nov 2021
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Dream needs to cry but he can only do it around Techno.
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Techno and Dream end up sharing a hotel room after a scuffle at a warehouse (for their jobs... whatever those jobs are) and learn about the inherent homoeroticism of tending to each other's wounds.
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Hey, it's... well, you know who it is. by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Oct 2021
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Wilbur leaves George a voicemail confessing his feelings, doesn't get an answer, then has to hang out with George the next day. Things are... certainly interesting, that's for sure.
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first week, new friend by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Sep 2021
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They've only known each other two days and Techno... Techno might want to know Dream for the rest of their lives.
OR: a College AU because I'm now in college :)
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Couldn't Hate You, Even If I Tried by birdsofmalcontent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Sep 2021
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Techno's anxious, Dream's in love, they're both oblivious.
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"So, Sap, you gonna go get railed again?"
"I'm not, actually, we're not like that."
"Didn't you say you two showered together?"
"And it wasn't like that."
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Or: Sapnap misses Karl and makes the drive up to North Carolina.