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  1. Summary

    Agent 3 is a mysterious, reserved Inkling who really bit off more than she could chew when she followed that old man into the sewer. She'd hoped to start a new, free life when she moved to Inkopolis, but instead, she became a soldier and experienced horrors no one else her age could comprehend. Well... almost no one else.

    Agent 4 is a much more extroverted squid, and while his trials with the Octarians played perfectly off his training from ink battles, he may have gotten more than he bargained for following that pretty lady through the grate. He may think keeping a secret is exciting, but the novelty will wear off eventually, and he fears for the slightly younger members of the splatoon--even if one of them is his technical superior.

    Agent 8 is a very exciteable Octoling, eager to explore the world she fought so hard to get to. They don't quite understand the concern directed at them from their new friends, but that's alright! They're determined to learn, and befriend even more people along the way. The surface is full of wonder and they don't regret a single scar they gained on their way up.

    The members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon are an odd crew, with equally odd friends. But, they're family.

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    A collection of character studies, revolving around Rewind and sometimes his husbands.

    Oh, yeah, and Brainstorm's here too.

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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    loosely connected phighting fics!! all of these are gonna be boombox centric because he's my fav! also note that pretty much ever interaction is platonic* please oh please don't interpret any of these as romantic thankksss :3

    *except for swocket maybe lol

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    30 Nov 2025

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    You give, and give, and give, and give, and you never get anything in return.

    So why would today be any different? It's never different. It always stings. It burns, it tugs at your skin and writhes in your still-beating heart. Every second that passes, the needles in your skin digs deeper and deeper. So why should you waste your breath thinking about it? You don't. You don't, you decide, and finally give to yourself.

    You give to yourself more and more, more and more, relapsing in your selfish hole dwelling until the years blur together and now you're trapped in some kind of sickening tradition.

    And someone's gotta break the cycle.

    . . .

    It's Boombox's birthday. Slingshot and Skateboard come to his apartment to surprise him, but finds him drunk out of his mind. They learn a few things about each other.

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    15 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    06 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 7

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    Heatwave becomes Tarn instead of Damus.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    (Inspired by this tumblr post)

    Kravitz takes all seven bounties, because a group appearing all at once means they're a package deal. He expects it to be easy to find that many outlaws huddled up in one place. But instead, he only finds one, and that one happens to be the most elusive, awful, nefarious(?) lich he's ever encountered.

    Alternate title: Krav E. Coyote and the Red Robe Runner

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    09 Sep 2025