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  1. Summary

    Agent 3 is a mysterious, reserved Inkling who really bit off more than she could chew when she followed that old man into the sewer. She'd hoped to start a new, free life when she moved to Inkopolis, but instead, she became a soldier and experienced horrors no one else her age could comprehend. Well... almost no one else.

    Agent 4 is a much more extroverted squid, and while his trials with the Octarians played perfectly off his training from ink battles, he may have gotten more than he bargained for following that pretty lady through the grate. He may think keeping a secret is exciting, but the novelty will wear off eventually, and he fears for the slightly younger members of the splatoon--even if one of them is his technical superior.

    Agent 8 is a very exciteable Octoling, eager to explore the world she fought so hard to get to. They don't quite understand the concern directed at them from their new friends, but that's alright! They're determined to learn, and befriend even more people along the way. The surface is full of wonder and they don't regret a single scar they gained on their way up.

    The members of the New Squidbeak Splatoon are an odd crew, with equally odd friends. But, they're family.

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    A collection of character studies, revolving around Rewind and sometimes his husbands.

    Oh, yeah, and Brainstorm's here too.

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  1. Public Bookmark 8

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    06 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Heatwave becomes Tarn instead of Damus.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    (Inspired by this tumblr post)

    Kravitz takes all seven bounties, because a group appearing all at once means they're a package deal. He expects it to be easy to find that many outlaws huddled up in one place. But instead, he only finds one, and that one happens to be the most elusive, awful, nefarious(?) lich he's ever encountered.

    Alternate title: Krav E. Coyote and the Red Robe Runner

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    09 Sep 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    Teddy Spankoffski was five when he came up with Tinky.

    It didn’t take much longer for him to decide there was something seriously wrong with his mind.

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    17 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 15

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    Grace finds herself alone as Max chases her, Steph, and Pete out of the gym. Hiding in the hallways of the school, she has some time to think. And to realize... they never banished those strange, colorful demons.

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    15 May 2025