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The problem with Kara's attempt to recreate Kryptonian recipes - well, there are a few problems. For one, cooking had been a hobby on Krypton and a luxury on Argo. For two, Earth potatoes taste wrong.
Good thing there is a very experienced chef in the family.
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26 Dec 2023
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“I’m sorry, did you say eleven years old?” Ratthi asked, because humans can’t play back bits of conversations that they didn’t hear and are always asking each other to repeat things, much to the annoyance of any contracted SecUnits being forced to listen in and record everything they say to be sold for advertising data.
“Yes,” Gurathin confirmed, and then everyone was staring at me and looking all shocked and sad and whatever.
“Constructs don’t age the same way humans do,” I reminded them, before anyone could start thinking anything stupid like oh no, Murderbot is just a little kid and little kids shouldn’t be doing security and eleven year olds shouldn’t have guns in their arms. "Eleven is old for a SecUnit. Most of my inorganics are already past warranty.”
Except, because I’m an idiot, that didn’t make it better. It actually made it worse, because now even Dr. Mensah was making a concerned face at me.Bookmarked by blenderfullasarcasm
19 Dec 2023
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“With the combination of your kendo and class performance, plus your local fame,” she inclines her head towards him at this, “there are representatives from various institutions interested. And I’m confident that there are very good schools still running sign ups for entrance exams.”
She’s smiling at him as though expecting an outpouring of relief. Heiji’s a little sorry to disappoint her. Mostly, though, he’s kind of annoyed.
“I already reported that I won’t be taking any entrance exams,” he says briskly, and hesitates for a half-second before tacking on a quick, “ma’am.”
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15 Dec 2023
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“What’re you thinkin’, Hei-chan?” Otaki asks him, mouth set in an uncomfortable line.
“I’m thinkin,” Heiji starts. And pauses, mouth suddenly dry. There’s quiet murmuring coming from somewhere behind him, and he knows that if he turns he’ll see Kuronuma Fujiko on the couch wrapped in a shock blanket, eyes still drying. He knows that if he turns he’ll see the bruising, vivid and clear over her wrists, her cheekbone, her neck.
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15 Dec 2023
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Grunt Work by bowditch for ChimaeraKitten
Fandoms: The X-Files, Batman - All Media Types
29 May 2018
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Dana Scully returns from her vacation to find that Fox Mulder has acquired an intern.
The first problem is that he’s lying about who he is.
The second problem is that Mulder knows that and doesn’t seem to care.
Whatever his motive, young billionaires don’t just run around pretending to be interns for no reason, and that’s a case to solve in itself.
(Or, Bruce Wayne had to learn profiling from somebody— why not the best?)
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16 Dec 2023
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Richie Tozier is famous and loves his boyfriend, OK by kyaticlikestea
Fandom: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2020
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It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.
OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.
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10 Dec 2023
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who is to say there will not be such endings by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: IT (2019), IT - Stephen King
27 Sep 2019
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After returning to Derry for the first time in 27 years, getting his memories back, fighting a demon clown, losing a best friend and the unrequited love of his life - life has returned to normal for Richie Tozier.
He’s kind of pissed about it.
(Or, after months of an ongoing nervous breakdown, Richie gets a chance to go back and fix things.)
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- Part 1 of happily ever afters all the way around
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10 Dec 2023
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Eddie Kaspbrak, Office Uncle Extraordinaire by kyaticlikestea
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
14 Jul 2020
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Eddie has a surprising amount of muscle definition going on in the forearm region. Jamie has witnessed, on four separate occasions, someone do a double take at Eddie’s forearm. Karen from HR still bears the nickname ‘Mugbreaker’ after Eddie turned the corner near her office, coming face to face with her just as he rubbed a hand through the hair at the nape of his neck, exposing the wiry flex of muscle between wrist and elbow, and Karen famously dropped a cup of coffee all over the floor. Ergo, either Eddie goes to the gym, or he’s on steroids.
Eddie is the kind of man who keeps a makeshift itemised medicine cabinet in his third desk drawer, with a padlock on the handle, the key for which he keeps in the inside pocket of his suit jacket, and who administers a library style check-out system of medication whenever anyone asks for a Paracetamol.
Eddie is probably not on steroids.
Eddie's coworker finally convinces him to bring his elusive spouse to an office party. It goes about as well as you might expect, which is to say spectacularly.
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10 Dec 2023
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End Racism in the OTW | Richie Tozier: The Manchild Tour by hellotailor
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Oct 2019
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The Manchild Grows Up: An interview with comedian Richie Tozier, November 2019.
“Everyone in this industry either has a pill habit, or they can’t hold a relationship together for more than two months," Tozier explains. "Or they spend 16 hours a day arguing with people on Twitter. Best case scenario is you find a way to be reasonably well-adjusted about your desperate need for strangers to laugh at you.”
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10 Dec 2023
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keep talking. i’ll keep walking toward the sound of your voice. by theappleppielifestyle
Fandoms: IT (2019)
04 Oct 2019
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Eddie makes another noise, not quite a scream but not anything else either.
Stan drops his hand.
“Hey, Eddie,” he says. “Welcome to the peanut gallery. I wrote you a letter, but I guess you won’t get it now.”
(Or, Eddie and Stan stick around as ghosts after they die. Unable to make themselves known to the other Losers, they have to find other ways to communicate.)
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10 Dec 2023
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Duty Bound by acuteneurosis
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Nov 2024
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What goes up must come down. And rise and fall and rise and fall, again and again. Leia's not sure if she's up yet or still in the middle of a down, but it's terrifying to realize how far she has left to fall. And who she'll bring with her.
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- Part 3 of Don't Look Back
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29 Nov 2023
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The bliss of being inhuman, defining your own self, and understanding your own mutual administrative assistanceship.
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28 Nov 2023
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Like Fire in Our Bones by acuteneurosis
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
01 Jun 2020
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With all of the most important things in the galaxy literally exploding around her, Leia is given the chance to go back and help keep a promise she never personally made.
But then, for Skywalkers, saving the galaxy was always a family matter.
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- Part 1 of Don't Look Back
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27 Nov 2023
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Unexpected Awakening (The Rewrite) by Rhiw
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
09 Sep 2023
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The life of General Kenobi is cut short at the hands of his Padawan, but the sight that greets his eyes upon awakening is not that of blinding light of the Force, but the Jedi Temple he knew when he was still a youth. As he struggles to understand the path laid out before him, Obi-Wan unwittingly captures the attention of a singularly unusual Temple Guard, and that of a reluctant Qui-Gon Jinn.
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- Part 2 of Unexpected Awakening AU
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26 Nov 2023
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innocence died screaming (honey ask me, i should know) by itsthechocopuff
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Naruto
28 Jul 2022
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When Darth Vader died, his eyes were blue.
When Anakin Skywalker opened them again, and again, and again, they were black, then they were red, then they were bleeding.
(alt: one act of kindness doesn't erase half a lifetime of violence, but anakin is not certain he wants it to. not when the violence of his past that still lurks just barely beneath his skin lets him see impressions of people he had once known in those around him, lets him see echoes of the mistakes he had once made, lets him know to steer clear of friendly overtures by manipulative politicians. more than anything else, being born into a Clan, a family with a certain reputation lets him realise that moral greyness offers much more wiggle room than he'd ever expected.)
[alt. alt: anakin v palpatine, only make it anakin-as-itachi v danzo, and all the hell that will bring]
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24 Nov 2023
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ART sent, Three's base code is different from yours.
We're from different companies, I told it.
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- Part 16 of misc unconnected FEELINGS (gross) fics
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24 Nov 2023
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"I need your help. With my current project." ART says.
"How?"
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- Part 12 of misc unconnected FEELINGS (gross) fics
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24 Nov 2023
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SecUnits don’t have wings. I’ve never heard of one of us with them. We can’t grow them.
Except apparently we can.
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- Part 7 of misc unconnected FEELINGS (gross) fics
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24 Nov 2023
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"We are friends."
The sudden intensity behind ART’s feed message startled me.
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- Part 6 of misc unconnected FEELINGS (gross) fics
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24 Nov 2023
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I didn’t know that the Governor Module was the thing in my head that kept me from zoning out when I became overwhelmed. I mean, even if I did, I still would have hacked it.
the sentinel/guide AU no one asked for
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- Part 5 of misc unconnected FEELINGS (gross) fics
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24 Nov 2023