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running with scissors by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Dec 2021
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Commander Ponds whirls around at the sound of Mace’s step and bolts up to his feet. He begs Mace not to take Boba back to Kamino. He says that he’ll look after him. He’ll take responsibility.
With hands pressed together, he pleads for mercy for his brother. Mace tells him not to be ridiculous. Of course he isn’t taking Boba back to Kamino. He’s waiting, that’s all.
It is only fair to give everyone a second chance. Even Jango Fett.
(An AU where Mace Windu acquires and shares custody over a six-year-old Boba with Jango.)
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07 Jan 2024
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pockets full of rye by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
28 Aug 2022
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“What’re you making?”
Master Dooku is gesturing at Qui asking why the remains of some long-perished vermin is parked in the middle of the caf table, but Qui cannot explain through gestures alone that this is a creative hobby, not a red flag.
“A windchime,” Xana says tightly.
Obi-Wan peers at the table for a long time.
“Out of those?” he asks, pointing at the bones.
(Xanatos comes home and Qui-Gon ends up with two padawans at the same time at wildly different stages of life. The lineage comes together to try to help both get settled, and of course it can't be straightforward.)
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07 Jan 2024
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still got it by qigiined
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
13 Oct 2022
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Bly points out that it’s a good thing that Boba has found a connection with someone who is so orderly and collected. Opposites attract, he says.
“Mando only remembers he exists twice a day,” Fives deadpans.
“When he speaks,” Cody corrects.
“Guys, you don’t know that,” Bly says. “He could be just as smitten. Rex, you dated a Mandalorian once. Tell them.”
All eyes land on Rex. He begins to sink into his chair.(Rex dated the Armorer back in the day and finds her again when he meets the guy who Boba is trying to court.)
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06 Jan 2024
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Our Guard (a docu-holo sponsored by the Coruscant Communications Bureau) by FortinbrasFTW
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Oct 2021
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Nonstop civilian protest duty for over a month, the senate's latest hobby seems to be getting abducted for kicks, and now he had to deal with a camdroid shaped pain-in-the-ass following his every move. The powers that be seemed to think that putting him and the rest of the Guard in some holo was the best way to work up some civilian sympathy. Well, at least there was no way his day could get any worse...
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- 9/9
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06 Jan 2024
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The Way of Conquest by pagination
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jun 2025
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All Din wanted to do was find the Child a sorcerer teacher, pick up a job or two, and follow his Creed.
Three out of three is good, right? Right?
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- Part 1 of The Way of Conquest
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06 Jan 2024
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Metagaming by esama
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2022
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[Self-Saving System Activated! You will be now returned to your original starting position.]
Shen Qingqiu dies and gets a second chance and decides to try a different approach.
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- Part 1 of Master of Dual Cultivation
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04 Jan 2024
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The Many Trials and Tribulations of Ming Fan by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Oct 2021
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Ming Fan just wants to get through ONE supervised night hunt without this happening.
Or: the one where Shen Qingqiu continues to be attractive to people who aren’t Luo Binghe and Liu Qingge. It's a problem.
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“Da-shixiong.” Ning-shimei’s groan was barely audible to anyone who didn’t have a cultivator’s enhanced senses. To him and the rest of their assembled siblings, though, it rang out like a bell. The only one who didn’t notice was Shizun. He was up ahead and deep in conversation with the Lord who’d summoned them to investigate a series of local disappearances.
“I saw,” Ming Fan sighed. “Eyes front. Everyone knows their roles.”
Frankly, he’d been braced for this moment since he’d asked around about the family hosting them for the duration of this investigation. He’d discovered that they had two marriage-aged daughters in the household, neither of whom were engaged.
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03 Jan 2024
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A World of Water and Crystal by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2022
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The long transition from Bing-ge to Bing-mei as observed by one very confused transmigrator turned reluctant courtesan.
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- Chapters:
- 9/10
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03 Jan 2024
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Overhead by The Feels Whale (miscellea) for ataratah
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2023
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Once, not so long ago, there was a little house on a little hill in a little town nestled quietly in a not-so-little wilderness. The little house had stood there for quite some time, but the front had recently been renovated into a shop.
Inside the house, past the shop, and in the rear kitchen sat a young boy poring over a large ledger that lay open on the big kitchen table. A luminous being hovered by his shoulder, looking on as the boy wrote down careful numbers in each of the columns.
Or: that one where Shen Yuan gets transmigrated into the NPC Fairy Helper (and con artist), Shen Qingqiu, in an indie Item Shop sim and has to engineer a new ending that doesn’t end with him getting his wings ripped off. Meanwhile, young Luo Binghe -budding shopkeep, unwitting scam victim, and the titular character of ‘Luo Binghe’s Little Shoppe of Curiosities’- has a new best friend and he can’t WAIT to see what mysterious adventures await them!
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03 Jan 2024
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Tongfang by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Oct 2021
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Shen Yuan is reincarnated as a cannon fodder character and eventual murder victim in one of the whodunnit arcs in Proud Immortal Demon Way. Things escalate quickly.
Or: that one where young Luo Binghe’s career goal is ‘Bride’.
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Shen Yuan shut his eyes as a young man waiting to die in a hospital and opened them again as a wrinkly infant covered in substances best left unimagined.
[Welcome to the System! The System is based on the concept ‘YOU CAN YOU UP. NO CAN NO BB.’ We hope to provide you with a rewarding experience. It is our sincere hope that during the course of your adventure, you can achieve your desire to transform a ‘Stupid Novel’ into a high-end and impressive classic. We pray for your happiness,] a mechanical and inflectionless voice announced over the general hubbub of the group of women handling him. Then it added, somewhat more worryingly, [Error.]
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03 Jan 2024
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castles out of couches by halfbloom (diphylleias)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
24 May 2020
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“Chuuya," Dazai starts solemnly. He pitches his voice intentionally low as he pulls on a severe expression. A dramatic sigh leaves his mouth. "I think it’s time we break up."
"Fucking finally," Chuuya snorts. "Now stop whining and do the damn dishes."
Vietnamese translation available!
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01 Jan 2024
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After eleven long years, Chuuya finally realizes that he’s been married to Dazai since they’re 15.
Featuring: wedding fairs, faked marriage registries, angry calls to newspaper agencies for unsolvable crosswords, fake leather couches, love epiphanies and falling in love, not necessarily in that order.
[NOW COMPLETE as of Jun 30, 2021]
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- Part 1 of partners in life
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01 Jan 2024
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"Dazai..." Chuuya's voice comes out too tight and small, unlikely to ever reach Dazai. His hand lifts shakily, in some dazed attempt to stop him. There is panic wild and fast in his chest, the beginnings of hyperventilation, his breaths shallow and quick.
Something's wrong, something's wrong—
This hurts too much, it's not supposed to be like this—
His vision is blurring, and his head is taut and aching with the stress and anxiety and so much anguish that he can barely comprehend it.
The last of Dazai's hazy form disappears, far in the distance.
_______Forced into a difficult situation, Dazai has to leave Chuuya behind post-Corruption without his usual thorough check-up. Only, he has no idea just what state Chuuya was in as he was walking away from him that night.
Grief is a good teacher on how to value those you love. When he gets Chuuya back, Dazai uses his lessons well.
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01 Jan 2024
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i want you (bless my soul) by secondwind (mizore)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
06 Jan 2020
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"You propose double-suicide to every woman you meet,” Ranpo lists on a righteous finger. “You abandon him in dangerous places when he specifically tells you not to, and ultimately,” the detective pauses, pulling two digits into a solemn fist—
“You left him first.”
Call the cops, Atsushi thinks, there’s just been a murder.
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01 Jan 2024
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Dazai should be lying low for two years, as he waits for his records to be wiped. But he’s bored and he’s itching to try new flavors of snacks, so he sneakily goes grocery shopping. And ends up seeing an unexpected sight.
(it's chuuya. he bumps into chuuya.)
[in Chinese!]
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- Part 1 of full tacit understanding
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01 Jan 2024
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tie our hearts together by setosdarkness for Tay98
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Mar 2019
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A powerful Ability compels Yokohama’s citizens to stick close to the person or object they want to protect the most.
Dazai lets out a whine, “Why is nobody trying to get into my personal space?!”
“I’m sorry Dazai-san, I guess everyone here thinks you can handle things on your own?”
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01 Jan 2024
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Carved in bone, heart engraved by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Sep 2021
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“Anything come back to you yet?” Feng Xin asks, steering his shoulder to the side to nudge Mu Qing’s arm.
Mu Qing doesn’t answer right away, his eyes following a ripple over the water as the breeze blows across its surface. “It’s not accurate to say we’re friends, is it?”
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While investigating some unusual occurrences in a town, Mu Qing loses his memories. Feng Xin takes care of him.
For #FengQingWeek2021 Day 6: Under the lantern light.
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30 Dec 2023
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In which Feng Xin visits a Xuan Zhen temple and finds it occupied, and Mu Qing doesn't try very hard to throw him out, despite what he says.
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30 Dec 2023
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Ask No Questions, Hear No Lies by Tyelperintal
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Oct 2022
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It’s this routine again—Feng Xin has been at his side long enough to recognize it by now. Mu Qing gets himself into trouble and then seals up like an oyster, and somehow has the audacity to act like everyone else is at fault for inconveniencing him.
“Did you get cursed by the temple demon?” Feng Xin’s hand crumples the paper from the sesame cake.
Mu Qing nods again.
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In which Mu Qing is afflicted with a silencing curse (probably).
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30 Dec 2023
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and all the things unsaid, come sweetly to your lips by citruspromenade for procrastinator9433
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2020
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The silence expands, crushing with its volume, broken only by Feng Xin’s quiet hiccups ‒ he’s crying, Mu Qing realizes. He’s actually crying, great tears dripping from his chin, out of place upon those noble features ‒ he’s crying.
“Feng Xin,” he starts, before realizing that he doesn’t know what to say.
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or: the Xian Le Trio reconciliation, through the (metaphorical) seasons.
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30 Dec 2023