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“Cut it out,” Chuuya grits between his teeth. “Stop trying to fucking—read me, or whatever. I know that face.”
Dazai blinks, and a sparkle of amusement replaces the blank, calculating stare in a manner of seconds. Chuuya vaguely feels like throwing up. “Don’t flatter yourself,” he replies cheerfully. “As if anyone wants to read you.”
Chuuya gnaws on the inside of his cheek for a while. Thinking. “Stop fucking lying,” he settles on finally, because he’s too tired to come up with anything better.
“I never lie,” Dazai says immediately. His eyes are dark. “That’s more your thing.”
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28 Apr 2024
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Rumor has it that when you join Yokohama's infamous Port Mafia, it's tradition to destroy your soulmate string. Not by cutting it—but by burning it.
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28 Apr 2024
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Dazai always knows too much, and too fast, whether it be for the better or for the worse. But for Chuuya, the realization comes slower, gradually, clumsily over the years.
Russian translation and Vietnamese translation available!
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28 Apr 2024
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in which Akutagawa is overly attached to his cat, and Atsushi is just trying to get by.
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28 Apr 2024
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a streamer’s guide to gaining the favour of the gacha gods by erisky
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
16 Jan 2023
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Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint is an adventure game with an infamous gacha function. Streamer Yoo Joonghyuk is awake at 4 am because the new character he has been waiting for is about to drop…
In other words: Yoo Joonghyuk simps for Kim Dokja, and the gacha gods are very wicked.
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23 Apr 2024
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I'll Work On Believing It by spotlightonmringenue
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
23 Jan 2025
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It’s the end, the chills whisper, sweeping around his ears. So close now.
Will helplessly lifts his hand to his neck, wishing he could press the reflex out of existence. It feels like he’s seen a pencil rolling off a table, moving too fast to catch as it teeters on the precipice. He can only watch the weight tip over the edge, tumbling down, down, down—
(A post Season 4 continuation of the first crossover fic in this series!)
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- Part 2 of Belonging to Your Dreams
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21 Apr 2024
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SecUnit Enrichment [Podfic] by blackglass, fifteen, Jet_pods (Jetainia), read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress), with (Tipsy_Kitty), with (wilfriede0815) for blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells, Scooby Doo - All Media Types, Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated (Cartoon 2010), What's New Scooby-Doo? (Cartoon)
16 Apr 2024
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A podfic of SecUnit Enrichment by blenderfullasarcasm.
"The fauna was talking to me."
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20 Apr 2024
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‘Adrien wants me to take the high road?’ she thinks to herself, as she connects the dots to her plan, and a cunning smile forms on her lips. ‘I’ll force them all onto the damn high road until they’re sick of it.’
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07 Apr 2024
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Everybody had expected Monarch's defeat to be a moment of triumph. Nobody had expected Gabriel Agreste, unmasked and mind frayed from continual abuse of the miraculous, crying out to all who would listen and making Paris certain of one thing:
His son, Adrien Agreste, is one of his sentimonsters.
And now he's missing.
Nobody can find him— not even the superheroes, and not even his closest friends. But Marinette, Nino, and Alya aren't ones to give up so easily. They'll find him, no matter what it takes.
(But, geez, would it kill Chat Noir to lend a hand?)
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07 Apr 2024
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In which Lila lies, Marinette plans ahead, and Adrien uses his skills as a teen celebrity to be petty fucking cash.
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07 Apr 2024
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Complicated Creation by Elemental
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
09 Sep 2020
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Midoriya Izuku is medically quirkless, not technically homeless, perpetually exhausted and doing his damned best despite it all. He also sees spirits, which might be cool if not for the fact that a) no one else does, b) they really don't like him very much, and c) he's pretty sure the heroes now think he's a villain working for the League.
Aizawa Shota just wants to take down Overhaul, rescue Eri, keep his students alive, get some rest, and find out how this Deku kid knows things he absolutely should not know about his personal life and the Shie Hassaikai case.
Unless Nighteye's right, and the kid really is a villain.
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- Part 1 of sum of all (and by them driven)
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25 Mar 2024
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"I’m only two minutes late!” Izuku protested. Had he missed the start of an important test? None of the national, standardized tests were supposed to happen this month and even being two minutes late to one of those wouldn’t elicit this sort of reaction. They were discussing their career interest forms today, but that was it. Nothing time-critical was supposed to be happening.
“Midoriya, you were reported missing a week ago. No one has seen you for eight days. The police have been combing the city for you.”
"I’m sorry. What?”
Midoriya Izuku went missing for a week and turned up in a back alleyway with skills he's never even heard of and no memory of how he came by them. He resigns himself to never learning the truth of what happened to him, but he shouldn't waste this chance should he? He could become a hero with reflexes like these.
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- Part 1 of Switchblade
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17 Mar 2024
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What Is Seen by CaveteDracones
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2023
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…is not [always] the real truth.
Truth-compelling artifacts in the hands of an enemy to one side, SYSTEM-mandated silence on the other, and Shen Qingqiu caught between the two. Is it too late to go back to the Water Prison?
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09 Mar 2024
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I Was Screaming Your Name Through The Radio by ElectricSplatter
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Dec 2020
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“Four months from now will be the seven year anniversary of when you and Osamu Dazai released your hugely successful first and only album Double Black and its diamond single Corruption. After performing with Dazai earlier this year, are you planning anything special to celebrate?”
“Corruption is insanely overrated, and I would prefer to never hear Dazai’s voice for the rest of my fucking life.”
gorgeous art by @Letnia919 and liz
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16 Feb 2024
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ruminants, ruminators by Aphelocoma_californica for blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
01 Feb 2024
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SecUnit and Dr. Bharadwaj visit an animal sanctuary and have a conversation.
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01 Feb 2024
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The last thing Chuuya expects while overseeing a routine shipment is for his sixteen year old self to appear out of thin air.
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29 Jan 2024
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Dazai shows up to Chuuya's apartment uninvited to deal with the fallout of using Coruption after the events of Dead Apple. They end up taking care of each other more than anything else.
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- Part 1 of Recovering
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28 Jan 2024
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“Chuuya,” Dazai’s voice tugs Chuuya out of his thoughts, “I’m leaving the Port Mafia as soon as I can after tonight. I want you to come with me.”
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- Part 24 of Prompt Fills
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28 Jan 2024
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"Miyuki-senpai," Sawamura says. "I like you."
Kazuya stares at his bent head, the dark hair tufted in weird places from sleep. There's an odd ringing noise in his ears.
"… As a friend?"
Sawamura looks up, his bright eyes gleaming. "No!" he yells. "In a romance way! Please go out with me, Miyuki Kazuya!
miyuki accepts everyone who confesses to him him out of convenience, not romance. he never expected sawamura.Series
- Part 1 of ofri 'verse
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21 Jan 2024
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Atsushi doesn't have much to offer; uncomplicated smiles, microwavable meals, and piggyback rides back home.
Akutagawa finds that it's enough.
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13 Jan 2024