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“Remember how I promised to keep you safe? To never let you leave again?”
Chuuya’s lips tremble as he continues to stare at something invisible, murmuring bites of words to himself.
“This is it,” Dazai says and, grasping hold of his chin, he firmly guides Chuuya’s face to look at him. “You are not allowed to leave me, so wherever you currently are, snap out of it and come back to me.”
— or: waking up in a disturbingly familiar cage leaves Chuuya in pieces. Dazai reflects on their past to see how they got here and how to bring Chuuya back. A retelling of Beast.
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- Part 15 of Prompts/Requests
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13 May 2024
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“Food’s ready,” Laios said, sliding the plate as close as he could to Kabru’s mountain of documents without messing anything up.
Kabru stared at the plate, long enough that Laios was afraid he’d still managed to mess up his papers anyway, before lifting his eyes again.
“You were making that for me?"
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Laios makes a meal.
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- Part 4 of dunmesh drabble jail
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12 May 2024
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I’d love to take a nibble of love (or devour it whole) by juurensha
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
23 Mar 2024
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Kabru makes the strangest face (and Kabru makes so many strange faces to things Laios says these days), before saying, “Not—well. Maybe a little bit. Not that I—just be careful of anyone who propositions you at the wedding, okay? They might want you just for your crown, not for you.”
“Why don’t they just say that, then,” Laios can’t help but mutter sulkily.
Kabru rolls his eyes. “Because that’s not how politics works.”
Laios sighs. “I really hate politics…”
“I know, that’s what you have me for,” Kabru replies, a small smile on his lips.
Or in the midst of helping plan his sister's wedding, Laios realizes that his feelings towards Kabru might be more complicated than he had thought.
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12 May 2024
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Vegetable Medley Quiche by frocean
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
02 Feb 2024
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She sniffs. “Low blow and unoriginal. That’s the twentieth time you’ve threatened that. Wow, you must really be losing it today.” She says this with no sympathy and flips a page in her book.
Kabru lets out what he thinks is a very deserved groan of misery.
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Kabru, and the agonies of having Marcille Donato as a coworker.
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12 May 2024
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the massive machinery of hope by Killbothtwins
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Jan 2022
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Obi-Wan Kenobi travels back in time to fix things. He also annoys a lot of people.
COMPLETE! (Probably)
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03 May 2024
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King Arthur sets out to keep his promise to the spirit of the Druid boy by repealing his father's ban on magic. Unfortunately, this is easier said than done, for reasons including but not limited to the following:
(1) He can't change the law until he understands magic better, but no sorcerer is willing to explain magic to him until he changes the law;
(2) The sorcerers all have some strange obsession with Merlin, which is awakening all sorts of feelings in Arthur that he really doesn't fancy examining too closely;
(3) He is starting to feel like the butt of some Druid-population-wide inside joke involving the mysterious phenomenon called Emrys; and
(4) Oh yeah, Morgana is still trying to kill him.
Thus he embarks on a journey of discovery, diplomacy, accountability, and self-improvement, and maybe even falls in love along the way.
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02 May 2024
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chat with you, baby (flirt a little, maybe) by desiccatedwithering (acornsofthemind)
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Oct 2022
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“Hey, shitheads!” Steve “the hair” Harrington barks, looming in the doorway like a monster from the Abyss. “What the fuck are you doing in here? Get your asses down to the gym right fucking now.”
Eddie gapes. First of all, the audacity— Second, he’s never been much for physical fights, but if this douchebag thinks he can bully any of Eddie’s kids, he’ll have to go through Eddie first.
“Let’s go! Move it!” Harrington snaps, making an impatient gesture down the hall.
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- Part 1 of your feelings are driving you wild
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02 May 2024
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Dreaming of Gardens in the Desert Sand by TGP
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Mar 2024
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Huan Hua Palace master Luo Binghe never thought there'd be any reason to worry about the master that threw him away all those years ago. Surely, he was safe and cared for by the martial siblings he'd so thoroughly enamored.
Luo Binghe was wrong.
(Or, the one where the Jinlan City event doesn't happen and Luo Binghe's plan to slowly show he can be a righteous cultivator actually goes as he expected, with consequences he did not)
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01 May 2024
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smoking guns (hot to the touch) by fivecenturiesverse
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Jul 2022
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Sure, they've saved the world, but the best part of that really is that it doesn't end there and in a town where everyone thinks he murdered a girl, he's at least got Steve Harrington and Robin Buckley. It's really not his fault he accidentally starts living at Steve's house, he was invited, after all. There's a mystery too, about Barbara Holland and Steve's pool.
“Your boner is digging into me,” says Robin, and Steve snorts a tired sort of laugh.
“I don’t have a —”
“You do, I can feel it. Gross.”
“Okay, but it’s only a little one,” he says in a small voice which sounds like he’s impersonating someone.
“Are you ever going to let that go? I peed a little bit when the Russians got the torture devices out, okay?” She sounds amused, though.
Eddie jolts. “Russian torture devices?”
Robin carries on like she didn’t hear him but Steve catches his eye and he’s grinning. “How do you even have a boner dude? You were definitely having a nightmare I know your twitching means a nightmare… Did you have a boner over Vecna?”
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01 May 2024
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prophets on hold by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 May 2023
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Luo Binghe led the charge in the trial against Shen Qingqiu in < Proud Immortal Demon Way >. By all rights, the concept of a trial shouldn’t even be a glimmer in anyone’s eye until Shen Qingqiu’s blackened lotus has crawled his way out of the hell Shen Qingqiu tossed him in.
So why is Shen Qingqiu wrapped in immortal binding cables and locked away in the Huan Hua Water Prison?!
[or: Luo Binghe is precisely one (1) year late getting out of the Abyss. This does not put a halt on anyone else's plans.]
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01 May 2024
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the pale morning sings of forgotten things by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2025
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Mu Qingfang offers him a small bronze mirror. Shen Qingqiu takes it—evidently there’s no more putting this off. He looks into the mirror.
A teenager, his hair and robes askew, his face streaked with blood, stares dully back at him.
Ah, he realizes.
Beneath the blood, half of it smeared across his face as though he had started to wipe it away at one point, he looks to be in his middling-to-late teens. Probably around seventeen or maybe eighteen—
Pain stabs deep in his chest. That’s how old Luo Binghe is.
Was.
or: at the edge of the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu has a qi deviation. When he wakes, he finds he has lost far more than he can bear--or than he realizes.
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- Part 2 of local author vs. the amnesia trope
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01 May 2024
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it's you I find like a ghost in my mind by nex_et_nox for exalloid
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2023
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Luo Binghe doesn’t mean to reach out to Shen Qingqiu. It’s a combination of instinct, the force of habit, and sheer agonized longing that causes him to do it anyway. His physical body is safely ensconced in his rooms at Huan Hua Palace, where he has recently been accepted as a visiting disciple, but his mind—
His mind is on Qing Jing Peak.
He doesn’t even realize it isn’t one of his own dreams at first.
or: while at Huan Hua, Luo Binghe keeps sharing dreams with his shizun, and it doesn't take long to notice that there is something very, very wrong with Shizun's dreamscape
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01 May 2024
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second-hand alibis by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Dec 2024
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“All right. I’m in Proud Immortal Demon Way," he says, once he's had a chance to compose himself again. He sits back up, tossing his stupidly long hair back over his shoulders where it belongs; he is totally calm and ready to grill the System for more information. "Who am I supposed to be?"
Please please please don't let it be someone who Bingge violently murders.
Though given the fact that he's a man in PIDW, his chances are already skewed, and not in his favor. Ugh.
[Bound Role: Shen Yuan, Rogue Cultivator. Weapon: the sword Heng Li. Starting B-points: 100.]
or: Shen Yuan transmigrates as a rogue cultivator, one completely unconnected to any canon characters or events. Right, System? Right?
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- Part 3 of local author vs. the amnesia trope
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01 May 2024
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Shen Yuan's Forced Shen Qingqiu Redemption Arc by SpicyReyes
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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The System's OOC function won't unlock all at once - instead, character traits have to be added individually, through quests.
This leads to Shen Qingqiu having to jump through endless hoops just to complete enough side quests to unlock the ability to be a decent person - all while avoiding the effects it has on those around him.
If only the cheapskate System wouldn't keep changing the cost of point values - he needs to know what the hell Yue Qingyuan told the others about him that makes them all look so sad when he does manage to be nice! He's breaking his back here, can't we just appreciate his work?!- Language:
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01 May 2024
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teenage nightmares commit atrocities by forever_wandering
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
29 Apr 2023
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“Tsushima Shuuji,” Chuuya reads out loud. “A bright, optimistic young man with a pep in his step and a zest for life. Hang on–is this referring to you?”
“Unfortunately,” Dazai laments, sighing dramatically. “You just got away with ‘science nerd’ and ‘soccer player,’ but I’m supposed to be an artist! I hate art! It’s useless!”
“Shut the fuck up. That’s not the problem here. You? A ‘zest for life?’ Looking forward to each new morning? Hah! Rimbaud would sooner come back to life.”
Dazai turns to Chuuya with the barest facsimile of a smile painted over his lips.
“I,” he says sweetly, “am going to gut you open like a fish.”
Dazai and Chuuya are seasoned mafiosos at the ripe old age of almost-seventeen. They’ve fought gang wars, interrogated prisoners, and done all manner of unspeakable things. Now, they face their greatest challenge yet: going (undercover) to a real high school. With regular teens (who may or may not be desperately trying to get them to kiss).
One thing’s for sure: this school is unprepared for the absolute calamity that is Double Black.Written for the SKK Big Bang 2022 feat. art by videogamelover99 & beta'ed by Airini.
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29 Apr 2024
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“A day off?” Chuuya echoes, blinking slowly.
“Yes,” Mori repeats with a chuckle, but it sounds like an order this time. “A day off. Do with it as you please.” And right as Chuuya is opening his mouth to ask why, Mori perks up and says, “Ah, I instructed Dazai-kun to take the day off as well.” He smiles serenely. “So you two may spend it together, if you’d like.”
Chuuya’s eye twitches.
In between carnival games and ice cream stands, Chuuya learns a thing or two at seventeen about normalcy, cotton candy, and hand-holding.
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28 Apr 2024
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Chuuya tucks orange-red fire behind his ear. Dazai wants to burn.
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28 Apr 2024
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into continents and cars by halfbloom (diphylleias)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Jun 2020
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Running from everyone and everything he's ever known with nothing but a duffel bag and the hat on his head, Chuuya hesitates when a stranger covered in bandages offers him a ride for free—all fake smiles, sharp edges, dark eyes. Maybe, he thinks, he isn't the only one trying to escape the ghosts of the past.
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28 Apr 2024
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"You'd fit in well there," Dazai murmurs suddenly.
Chuuya blinks. "Fit in well where?"
"The Agency."
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28 Apr 2024
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Akutagawa sighs. “You are being more difficult than usual, weretiger.” The exasperation coating his words is palpable, but it edges more into the soft folds of resignation than it does irritation—and the slight relaxation in the other’s brows as he looks out into the distance definitely isn’t an invitation, but it’s not rejection, either, and it’s more than enough to ignite childish hope in Atsushi’s veins.
“Well,” Atsushi tries. He swallows, turning away from the other to stare down at his hands instead. “I don’t think anything between us has ever not been difficult.”
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28 Apr 2024