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Nobody likes to talk about how Hanamaki and Matsukawa met, which is a shame, because they both think it's the funniest fucking thing to ever happen to either of them.
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- Part 1 of author's recommendations
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30 Jun 2024
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disarm me by hiuythn for aloera
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Oct 2020
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Bakugou’s hands are made for winning.
They’re made to reach for victory, to grab what they want and refuse to let go.
Bakugou’s hands are not made for holding. They’re not made to cradle, or to help. His hands are calloused and rough. They are not meant to cherish, to be gentle, to be safe.
When he’s not using them to blast his opponents to dust, he keeps them sheathed in his pockets like the weapons they are. A gesture of goodwill—a handshake, from him, would be deadly. His hands are deadly.
And that’s how he likes it.
That is, until Kirishima.
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- Part 6 of author's recommendations
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30 Jun 2024
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picking a flower that blooms on the heart for you by burgundytshirt
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
27 Jan 2023
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The question is obvious at this point.
To die, or to ask Dazai for help?
Chuuya is so choked by this question that his breakfast is lodged in his throat, unable to be swallowed.
(Or, Chuuya would much rather die than let Dazai find out he has hanahaki disease.)
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23 Jun 2024
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A Study in Geometric Shapes by threecrossings
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
14 Aug 2020
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"Let's start over," he said suddenly. "I'm Kim Dokja. You are?"
"Yoo Joonghyuk."
"Long time no see, Joonghyuk-ssi. How many years has it been? 17? It's good to see you didn't grow up ugly."
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- Part 1 of Heart Signal AU
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22 Jun 2024
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"Love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticule, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds."
In which Goro Akechi joins the team during Kaneshiro's palace arc instead of Makoto.
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15 Jun 2024
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Akechi Goro is alive – one of his biggest regrets is alive and standing in front of him looking like he’s ready for some highbrow sports photo shoot when what he really needs is five years intensive therapy and at least five more steps away from Akira.
No, no, no – the universe is not allowed to shove this on him so soon after it just flung him three fucking years into the past.
(Sometimes the only way to save someone is to let them save you first.)
(Huge canon divergence. Akira's past and future affect him big time.)Translation in Chinese now available on privatter and AO3 courtesy of coakira2!
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11 Jun 2024
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10 Jun 2024
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Mystery Work
Part of Hidden
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Jun 2024
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Public Bookmark 102
Mystery Work
Part of Hidden
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Jun 2024
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Public Bookmark 136
Mystery Work
Part of Hidden
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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09 Jun 2024
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knock, knock, it's housekeeping by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy
26 Aug 2023
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“Great, you’re in,” the Jedi says. “Welcome to the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Mrs. Lars. Your quarters and uniform will be assigned to you shortly. Padawan Skeft will be here to escort you, please wait on the other side of this door.”
Shmi stands and nearly tumbles over herself.
“That’s it?” She asks, straightening her dress and bag.
The Jedi sniffs.
“That’s it,” they says. “You can—“
“I thought it would be more difficult to persuade you,” Shmi says.
“Ma’am,” the Jedi sighs, “We are an equal opportunity employer. Through the door, please.”(Shmi Skywalker is assaulted by too-real visions of her grandson in pain in the future. She gets a job at the Jedi Temple in order to prevent that from happening and soon after finds herself on a warship.)
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28 May 2024
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you're gonna need two bullets (Jedi Maul AU) by deniigiq
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 Dec 2022
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28 May 2024
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noise complaint by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars: Clone Wars (2003) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
11 Aug 2022
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MC CC-2224 – Notification of Retaliation/Disciplinary Action – Victim KD
MC CC-2224 has, from 03.01.19 to 03.31.19, undermined all authority of HR Rep KD under the guise of asking about benefits which he is aware are not available to those in his classification. Further, MC CC-2224 has posted inappropriate questions in employee discussion forums as to whether insurance policies around senatorial animal companions may be extended to CT-officers in the GAR.
(Cody gets hurt and has to leave the field. Waxer and his fellow officers step in to pick up Cody's responsibilities only to find out that their commander has a special sort of relationship with the GAR's HR department.)
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27 May 2024
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a town called stagnation by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Oct 2022
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“When the cottage is done, if you want to go home, we will tell the Council that you want to,” Qui-Gon says at the inn's ceiling. “But you have to promise me that you will try some Stewjoni things. They will want to see that you’ve tried to participate in the culture, Obi-Wan.”
“I don’t want to," Obi-Wan snaps.
(As part of their mutual probation period after Melida/Daan, the council sends Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to the town of Coan-Connach on Stewjon, so that Obi-Wan can decide if he wants to continue with on the path to become a jedi or if he would like to return to his family. Coan-Connach, however, is a small town struggling to keep up its idyllic facade).
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27 May 2024
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a town called stagnation by deniigiq
Fandoms: Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Oct 2022
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“When the cottage is done, if you want to go home, we will tell the Council that you want to,” Qui-Gon says at the inn's ceiling. “But you have to promise me that you will try some Stewjoni things. They will want to see that you’ve tried to participate in the culture, Obi-Wan.”
“I don’t want to," Obi-Wan snaps.
(As part of their mutual probation period after Melida/Daan, the council sends Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan to the town of Coan-Connach on Stewjon, so that Obi-Wan can decide if he wants to continue with on the path to become a jedi or if he would like to return to his family. Coan-Connach, however, is a small town struggling to keep up its idyllic facade).
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27 May 2024
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“Good morning,” Kabru said with a sheepish smile. The intensity of Laios' gaze alarmed him somewhat. “It's really me,” he clarified, just in case. “Kabru.”
“No, I know.” Laios' gaze seemed fixed upon Kabru's lips. Was he wondering if it was fine to kiss him? Just when Kabru was about to assure him that it was perfectly fine, and in fact very much desired, Laios spoke up again: “There's just something...” and he brought his fingers up to his own upper lip.
When Kabru mimicked the gesture, he immediately understood. “Ah. It grew out again.”
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26 May 2024
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There's Akechi, bandaging his wounds in the dusty summer evenings with gentle hands; Akechi, reading the English aloud for his sake; Akechi, with undue viciousness, tearing at the shadow that had threatened them.
"Don't worry," he said. "I won't let them touch you." But oh, they're not the ones he's afraid of.
There's no Haru, this time. No Makoto or Yusuke or Ann or Ryuji or Morgana to tell him that he's making a mistake (again) and he'll regret this (eventually) and this won't end happily (or peacefully); no, it's just him and Akechi and a list of palaces to rip through in record time. What did they call it? Thick as thieves?
Akira tries to remember what he's here for.
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26 May 2024
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one drink goro is slightly more talkative than usual. two drink goro is very adamant that he’s not feeling tipsy at all. three drink goro is slutty. four drink goro is quiet. five drink goro is sad, and six drink goro is already asleep.
ren is there for all of them.
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26 May 2024
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If that barista with the glasses doesn’t stop aggressively flirting with the hot guy at the counter, Ann is going to have to say something.
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26 May 2024
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The gloved tip of a finger starts to caress the rim of the money jar, running in smooth circles. Not unlike how Akechi sometimes traces the cup of his coffee in Leblanc.
It takes all of Akira’s willpower to not follow the hypnotic movement.
“You seem to have gotten a lot of customers,” Akechi says, demonstratively knocking at the jar twice, never breaking eye contact.
or: Akira agrees to run a kissing booth for the culture festival because he thinks he'd get little to no customers anyway. Turns out he's wrong.
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Status Ailment/ Jealousy /Mythical Creature AU/Series
- Part 3 of soft joker love week │summer 2021
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25 May 2024