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25 May 2024
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The singer croons something about money and other women. Akira looks at Goro and thinks about cheesy pickup lines. Hey babe, those clothes look nice. They’d look even better on my floor.
(Seven years later, they're at a jazz lounge, and Akira's been waiting too long.)
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24 May 2024
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“If it helps…” Akira spoke up suddenly, his tone morbidly amused, “I forgive you, for shooting me in the face.”
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In the Third Semester Akechi tries to keep Akira at arm's length. Unfortunately Akira is stubborn and Akechi's too much of a hot mess to really keep it up.
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- Part 1 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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24 May 2024
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Akira turns down the charismatic, charming detective prince because he's already in love with the sharp-tongued, messy asshole he met online. Said detective prince/messy asshole has a small meltdown as a result. And then there is kissing.
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24 May 2024
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Rank 1: reluctant leader of the Phantom Thieves Akechi Goro meets a Very Annoying Celebrity and immediately resolves to destroy him.
Written for the ANTITHESIS fanzine.
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24 May 2024
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and indeed, there will be time by LaoraRyn
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast), The Magnus Protocol (Podcast)
29 Feb 2024
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“Oh, don’t start with this alternate universe stuff again. It’s time travel—”
“—I’m sorry I’m ’pedantically splitting hairs about the very nature of our existence in this universe,’ Martin, but if I—”
Sam blinks, hard, as something trips that sense of deja vu again. The way he said that, even more stuffy and academic than before, sounds incredibly familiar.
“Wait a second,” Alice says abruptly, her voice pitching up. The strangers pause their bickering, turning to frown at her as a huge grin spreads across her face. “Are you Chester?”
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Martin cuts the tether; two strangers appear out of nowhere in the OIAR break room.
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24 May 2024
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Chuuya gets hit by an ability, but Dazai is the one who gets affected, turning him into a baby. Until they can figure out how to undo the ability, Chuuya is left to take care of him.
This should be interesting…
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22 May 2024
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when the rules don't matter (but you do, more than anything) by fleurdeliser, frequentlybees, ThirtySixSaveFiles
Fandoms: Persona 5
22 Apr 2019
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Akira knows two things: that Akechi Goro is his soulmate, and that Akira is on the wrong. Side. Of. This. Fucking. Wall.
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21 May 2024
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Akechi’s eyes were wide in disbelief - then he laughed; a sharp, ugly noise.
“Oh!” he leaned back on his heels, his vicious expression softening into a mocking smile, “I forgot. This is new for you, isn’t it? Fighting alone?”
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Akira has a near-fatal encounter in Maruki's Palace. Akechi... barely takes it well.
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- Part 7 of Persona 5 Oneshots
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21 May 2024
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“Soooo,” Ryuji began, voice ominously beginning to increase in volume. “Is anyone going to tell me how the hell you two know each other?”
Seeking to prevent any eardrum damages, Akira answered quickly. “Goro and I went to college together.”
“That’s correct,” Goro said, enigmatic smile back on.
Akira waited to see if Goro would continue, but when it seemed no addition was forthcoming, he decided to drop the bomb himself. “In fact," he began carefully, "we used to, ah... date.”
“Wait,” Ryuji said. “WHAT?”
At an old friend's wedding in Venice, Akira Kurusu runs into the last person he expected to see, which would all be well and good– if he could just work out how he felt about it. And if the person in question wasn't his ex-boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of TNTA-verse
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20 May 2024
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He was completely unfazed by Ryuji’s doubt. “I can be very charming,” Akira assured him magnanimously. “I’ll have you know I’m a man of many talents. I’m sure any number of my skills will help me win him over.”
Ryuji raised a sardonic eyebrow at him. “‘Talents?’ What, you mean like breaking and entering, assault, and hostage negotiation?”
A blank, glasses-blocked stare. “You don’t think those will help?”
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20 May 2024
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Goro Akechi, youngest detective in Shibuya, model university student, and generally all-around beloved public figure, has been quietly nursing a spiteful grudge against the man who has meticulously controlled his image for his entire life. Now he has the opportunity to use his modest fame to hit his father where it hurts the most – his reputation – and roping a hapless barista into being his pretend lover is just the way to do it.
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20 May 2024
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Really, can the kids get any more obvious?
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Sojiro is grudgingly dragged into teenagers' drama when Akira brings his new friend to Leblanc. Between the kids pining madly after each other and all this Phantom Thieves' business, he's getting more gray hairs by the day.
God, he's too old for this shit...
(An AU where Akechi never set foot into the Metaverse.)
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20 May 2024
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“Ooh, it’s to your boyfriend right?” Ryuji says, laughing.
“Akira has a boyfriend?” Yusuke asks.
“Yep,” he replies, putting his sunglasses back down on his face and leaning back on the deckchair.
“He told me he’s dating Akechi. You had to be there, man,” Ryuji says, clapping Yusuke on the back who looks perplexed.
“I am dating him,” Akira adds, just because perhaps if he says it loudly and often enough maybe someone will start to take it seriously.
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A 'no one believes they're dating' AU.
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20 May 2024
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In an attempt to get rid of a long standing crush, Akira avoids his best friend for a month to no avail. Akechi Goro does not take to the idea very well and resorts to petty methods to force Akira to hang out with him -
like insisting he needs help on a boring case involving a string of thefts he never had any intention of looking into.
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20 May 2024
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When Ann realizes their math teacher has spotted Akira nodding off in the desk behind hers, she braces herself for what's about to follow. Sure enough, the chalk flies past her and hits Akira smack in the forehead, knocks him awake, and sends a flurry of horrible nightmare syllables tumbling out of his mouth from the sheer surprise.
The language of Shadows sounds sharp and strange in the mundane banality of the classroom. Ann schools her expression, and does her best to project an air of nope, nothing's wrong, nothing to see here, there's definitely no one speaking in horrible eldritch tongues, why would you even say that?
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-//-In which Shadows have a language of their own, and the power of the Wild Card lets Akira speak it too.
It's too bad it makes him sound like he's speaking in some kind of cursed, inhuman, monster tongue, but the rest of the Phantom Thieves get used to it.
Eventually.
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20 May 2024
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Ryuji isn't sure whether Haru's looking for a companion, a date, or a bodyguard, but whichever it is, no way he's turning her down.
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18 May 2024
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Futaba decides to take Comiket by storm or die trying. Yusuke just wants it in writing that he's going to be paid for this.
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18 May 2024
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Great. A wrong number. Just what he needed. A wrong number where the guy is using his sex voice to seduce his girlfriend at two in the afternoon on a Monday while Goro is stuck working at the sketchiest WcDonald’s in the whole country. Fuck that guy.
“Babe?” The guy tries again.
Goro goes for his coldest voice possible. “Call me that one more time.”
(In which Goro works in the food service industry and Akira is a regular university student who may be approaching rank 10 on too many of his social links.)
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17 May 2024
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blackmask: @Joker do you accept constructive criticism
Joker: Sure, go ahead.
blackmask: you suck at this game
Joker: That’s not constructive criticism.in which Akira is a variety streamer and Akechi is a competitive gamer and both of them are determined to hide that at all costs
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17 May 2024