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The Detective rummaged through the drawer, eyes not straying from the window. He found his cigars by feel alone, his fingers knowing their shape as well as they knew the worn handle of the pistol at his belt, hidden beneath his trench coat. He bit one end of the cigar, wedging it between his teeth, and scrounged around for the packet of matches that he knew was in there somewhere among the wrappers and detritus coating the bottom of the drawer.
That was when the Dame walked into the office.
or: Genta gets to live out his (faux) noir detective dreams
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- Part 20 of dcmk oneshots
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funny how the tables turn by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
10 Dec 2022
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“I want a divorce,” Ran announces plainly.
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- Part 19 of dcmk oneshots
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[podfic] Being Ghosted by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
15 Nov 2022
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(Continuation of Next Conan Hint chapter 46)
“Kudou. I am staging an intervention.”
“… Because?”
“Because it has come to my attention.” Hattori took a slow, steadying breath. “That you are dead.”
[podfic version]
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- Part 2 of podfics
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remind me why i gave you guys my number again? by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Young Justice (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
12 Nov 2022
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You have been invited to:
Chat Title: we need a better nameSuperboy: seriously, anything is better than justice league junior
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stuck on rewind by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Teen Titans (Comics), 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
28 Oct 2022
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Tim was, in fact, aware that he probably shouldn’t be patrolling so soon after Red Hood attacked him in Titans Tower. But, in his defense, he was going stir-crazy, and it wasn’t like he’d planned on happening across that drug deal.
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never could accept defeat by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Aug 2022
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Izuku wakes up in a hospital bed, which isn't all that unusual. What is unusual, however, is the way that his friends won't look him in the eye when he asks what happened to Todoroki.
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‘til the end of the night (i’m holding out for a hero) by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
17 Jul 2022
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In which Tim does his best to bring Mr. Pennyworth, Batman, and Nightwing back together after Jason’s death, despite not actually being visible to any of them.
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- Part 1 of ghostwriter au
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no cops at pride only robin with a sword by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
09 Jun 2022
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"Damian, you - you weren't serious about using smoke bombs on the parade, right?"
Damian looks at Jon like he’s the stupidest person alive.
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what a mess I'm making by blenderfullasarcasm for Thrushsong_kVaris
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
15 May 2022
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i wanna see your face and know i’ve made it home by blenderfullasarcasm for kuroko99
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
09 May 2022
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Sonoko has been swallowing down bloody petals for nearly five years now.
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- Part 18 of dcmk oneshots
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oh, well imagine by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
26 Mar 2022
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A union.
For goons.
A goon union.
A…goonion?
…Eh, beats customer service.Series
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the code by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: Original Work, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
01 Feb 2022
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the code used in too many questions in my head: explained
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- Part 2 of hits when i’m asleep right through
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poison rationality by blenderfullasarcasm for deadfishmarinate
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
23 Jan 2022
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Conan will do anything to get out of his math homework, including riding the subway at rush hour with an enhanced sense of smell in order to help Hattori find the sender of a mysterious letter, apparently.
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- Part 17 of dcmk oneshots
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Don’t Wanna Be An Amestrian Idiot by blenderfullasarcasm for teacuplet
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2022
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The emperor of Xing has forty-three officially recognized children.
Logically, this should mean that Ling’s chances of ascending to the throne are one in forty-three.
Practically, however — that’s another matter entirely. -
meant to be over now by blenderfullasarcasm for kuroko99
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
04 Jan 2022
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and someday soon someone will notice me by blenderfullasarcasm for Fanfic_CJ
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
02 Sep 2021
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"Haibara Ai," Sonoko announced grandly, spreading her arms wide, "how would you like to go shopping?"
"...I'm sorry?" Ai inquired politely.Series
- Part 16 of dcmk oneshots
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Some Things Sonoko Knows by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed, Magic Kaito
26 Aug 2021
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Deduction Queen Sonoko examines the web formed by coincidences and barely plausible explanations (lies) and comes to a conclusion because she is not actually an idiot.
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- Part 15 of dcmk oneshots
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i know the future looks blurry by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: Magic Kaito, 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
29 Jul 2021
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The apocalypse is starting in less than five minutes and all Conan can think about is teeth.
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- Part 15 of Misc Oneshots
- Part 1 of ORV AU
- Part 14 of dcmk oneshots
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[podfic] heavy sarcasm, holding hands, a kitchen filled with the scent of cookies by blenderfullasarcasm
Fandoms: 名探偵コナン | Detective Conan | Case Closed
29 Jan 2021
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Baking cookies had to be less dangerous than a case, right?
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- Part 1 of podfics
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r/leverage by blenderfullasarcasm for Thia
Fandoms: Leverage, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jan 2021
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Reddit poster ‘rjlupe’ or, as his employment paperwork referred to him, Remus Lupin, was a very strange person, and Hardison was actually kind of intrigued.
aka:
"Let's go steal a child."
"Isn't that kidnapping technically?"
"Eh, don't worry about it."Series
- Part 14 of Misc Oneshots