8 Bookmarks by blissfulvortex

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    Even worse than that; somehow, the ten-second long clip got edited into a ten-minute long compilation video of various content creators suffering from the same game's many jump scares.

    And even worse than that; the compilation was sent as a watch recommendation in Uzumaki Naruto's chat.

    Sasuke has been obsessed with a certain streamer for months, though he would never admit that to anyone beyond his friend group. So what? It's not his fault that the guy's a fucking dream. And he'd been comfortable in the discomfort of the situation, glad to just carry that secret with him until this fixation either died or moved onto someone else.

    That was, of course, until said guy discovered his existence.

    From then on, Sasuke was just fucked.

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    31 Jul 2026

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    addictive. smut is fire and there's literally so much love and happiness in this. loved it. sns hall of fame!

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    Hi Ilya,

    My name is Shane! I don’t speak Russian, I hope that’s okay. I’m also 25 years old and I love hockey too! So we have some things in common.

    I’ve never written an inmate before. I don’t really know why I’m doing this. I guess I’m lonely. I’m not very good at making friends or dating. I think maybe I can be a bit awkward in person, but I’m good at writing. So I hope that’s okay.

    or Shane Hollander finds Ilya Rozanov on WriteAPrisoner.com and sends him an email.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    I dare say this is almost as iconic as the show itself

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    "Thirty-two looks good on you, Sasuke,” Naruto says casually, like it’s an appropriate thing to say to a patron, like Sasuke isn’t sternly willing his blood not to crawl up his neck and bleed into his face.

    Still, Sasuke doesn’t let it be known that he’s flustered. He smirks. “You’re not too bad yourself, idiot. We should catch up. It’s been a while."

    Sasuke hasn’t seen his childhood best friend—and the only person he’s ever truly been in love with—since they were eighteen; fourteen whole years ago. He has a wife and a successful career; he moved on, accepting he’d never see Naruto again. Until he finds himself in Naruto’s restaurant, confronted by his own devastating passivity.

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    08 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so amazing, romantic and beautifully written. sns hall of fame.

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    “Stop looking like that,” Naruto grumbled.
    “Like what?” Sasuke said.
    “Like you’ve got something prickly stuck up your ass. It’s not a good look on me.”
    “I’ll stop when you stop abusing my face with all your expressions.”

    OR

    The time when Naruto and Sasuke ended up swapping bodies

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    08 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    amazing. so fun and hot, sns hall of fame for sure

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    Luca hadn’t been sure he would go through with the plan. He’d talked himself into it and out of it about fifty times.

    But he's made it this far. He's sitting with Shane Hollander, just the two of them. Now all he needs to do it open his mouth and—

    “Look,” Shane is saying, “if you wanted to talk through coming out, I th—”

    “I can’t figure out anal sex,” Luca blurts.

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    22 Apr 2026

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    #1 hottest fic in HR fandom in my heart. this made all my fantasies come true. cannot recommend this enough.

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    “...Naruto, Pluto hasn’t been a planet for 15 years.”

    “Hey! Viva la Pluto, fuck you! Tell him, chat!” Naruto blows a raspberry into the mic that cuts off after the first half-second anyways, which Sasuke’s ears appreciate very much.

    “That is an abomination of English,” Sasuke counters dourly, headshotting a few enemy Fanatics. “It should be el Pluto. Pluto is a masculine noun. Also, do the raid mechanics.”

    Sasuke Uchiha (somehow) makes a career out of streaming games online and crosses (virtual) paths with Naruto Uzumaki, who happens to do the same thing. They fall in love over late night voice calls and nerd humor.

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    12 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    had a lot of fun reading this. sns hall of fame for sure

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    Sasuke can't get enough of the heat that pulses on Naruto's stomach, right where the nine-tails seal sits etched into his skin. So, like any sane person would do, he rubs his pussy all over it.

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    05 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    hot hot hot hot hot

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    Naruto wanted to impress the board and maybe get that corner office. Instead, he got Uchiha Sasuke.

    They're supposed to co-lead a major campaign.

    Instead, they keep ending up in supply closets, empty meeting rooms, and one particularly ill-advised hotel room in Hokkaido.

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    "Do you ever shut up?" Sasuke growled.

    "Do you ever get over yourself?" Naruto snapped.

    Sasuke pulled him closer.

    "I could have you fired."

    "Yeah, right. If that would make you feel better, you're welcome to call Daddy and—"

    The words were swallowed by Sasuke's lips.

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    09 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the ultimate sns masterpiece. this fic is legendary, if you haven't read it yet just know that you're in for a ride.

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