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    The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed. 

    Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.

    Reentry is harder than expected.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    If there's one thing Ilya's sure of by now, it's that Shane is desperate to be guided, to be told what to do.
    Ilya can't resist. “Look at me.”
    And jesus fucking christ, Shane's eyes meet Ilya's almost instantly, heat pooling low in Ilya's stomach.
    He swallows hard, because Shane is wide-eyed and asking for more, probably without even realizing and it gives Ilya only a glimpse of what he might look like if Ilya kissed him, or knelt in front of him, or pinned him down while driving into him.
    He thinks he might die if he doesn't ever get to find out what Shane sounds like if he makes him moan.
    Something stirs inside Ilya, slowly coming to the surface. “I'd make you feel so good.”

    Shane Hollander has been in an unhealthy relationship for some time. On a particularly lonely Friday night, he's at the Kingfisher by himself. And so is Ilya Rozanov.

    OR Ilya "Mr Steal Your Girl" Rozanov offers everything Shane is missing in his relationship.

    (fic freely inspired by the song "Bad Man" by FIGHTMASTER)

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    04 Apr 2026

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    Shane Hollander is hockey’s closeted golden boy with everything to hide. Ilya Rozanov is a professional Dom with everything to lose and an expired visa.

    Through their arrangement at a discreet Montreal kink bar, where NDAs protect secrets and sessions are charged per hour, they discover the most dangerous thing isn’t being caught—it’s wanting more than those hours allow.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    When Ilya is injured mid-season, Shane is across the continent and barely holding it together.

    Shane’s parents step in while he does his best to rush to Ilya’s side. And Shane has to figure out how to protect his relationship amongst all the speculation.

    A canon divergence set during The Long Game / Role Model.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    Six months ago, Shane’s intimate conversation and break-up with Rose Landry was recorded and leaked. In those six months, his life had completely upended and everything had changed, for better or for worse. Except for Ilya. He still has Ilya, and he’s beginning to understand that he always will.

    It’s 2018. Shane Hollander has to figure out his new life, in a new city, on a new team, while being out to the world but not by his own choice. Ilya, along for the ride, also has to learn what it means to be connected to a place, to a person, and to his own inner truth.

    (Sequel to “something you can fix,” set post-Heated Rivalry, pre-The Long Game)

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    02 Apr 2026

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    Patrick and David's love story told mostly through sex (and a whole lot of tenderness)

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    09 Feb 2025

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    What if David and Patrick didn’t survive the Rachel reveal? What if David fell back into destructive behavior and a pattern of bad relationships? What if, to get out of a bad relationship, he calls on the one person who actually truly cared about him?

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    24 Jan 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 37

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    “Hello?” he answers, trying desperately to not sound like he was just in the middle of panicking.

     

     

    “David?” And that’s it—he can hear it in her voice. Like him, she’s trying to sound normal, but there’s something else behind it.

     

    “What happened?!” he yelps out, his attempt to act calm already ended before it began. Alexis has been in dangerous situations in the past, but nothing seems to rattle her. If she’s trying to hide her panic, something is definitely wrong.

     

    “It’s dad.”

     

    A family emergency causes David Rose to return to Schitt's Creek. The new owner of the general store, Patrick Brewer, helps out David's family and finds himself drawn to him.

    Big Eden AU in which David Rose left town at the end of S1.

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    22 Jan 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 64

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    They’re a filthy, sweaty mess. Patrick is on top of David, one hand fisted in his hair, the other moving between David's legs at an angle that is just not enough.

    "Look at you, taking me so beautifully," Patrick murmurs. David's breath hitches slightly at the heat of Patrick's chest against his back, the hot press of skin on skin amazing, followed by slow, sensual kisses across every inch of his shoulder, right up to his nape. He can’t hold back the whimper that escapes him. “You love this.“

    Or: David and Patrick only have Stevie's apartment for one night, and they make the most of it.

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    12 Jan 2024

  10. Public Bookmark 42

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    Patrick's never had a prostate orgasm, and David plans on giving him several. And it's going to happen tonight.

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    04 Jan 2024

  11. Public Bookmark 16

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    Patrick is living his new life in Elmdale with Derek. He has a new job, new friends, a new apartment, and a new life partner. Still, he goes to Schitt's Creek once a month to shop at Rose Apothecary. And, to be honest, to see David. Even though Patrick broke up with David after the week of hell he experienced when David ignored him after the Rachel fiasco, Patrick still wants David in his life. Even if it's only every second Tuesday. Yes, David broke his heart, and he broke David's right back, but David is still important to him. Derek doesn't understand why even though Patrick has explained it to him again and again. Patrick knows that deep down David is a good person. Not always a nice person, but definitely a good person. And he's important to Patrick, even if only as a friend who he sees once a month.

    On his way to Schitt's Creek for his monthly visit, Patrick has a car accident that changes the trajectory of his life.

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    04 Jan 2024

  12. Public Bookmark 56

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    “It’s just. I know that’s kind of a...loaded term. And I would never,” Patrick adds urgently, “use that to refer to someone. Well, other than myself, I guess?” He huffs out a little chuckle. “But…”
     

    “But you want to be a slut for me. And I want to give you what you want. Turn over, honey, that’s it. Let me take care of you.”

     
    Patrick learns that being called a slut isn't necessarily a bad thing.

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    20 Oct 2023

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    A story of falling in love and David and Patrick trying to find their way to each other told through a series of drabbles inspired by song lyrics.

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    10 Sep 2023

  14. Public Bookmark 51

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    A BLVGARI leather wallet slid out from the inside breast pocket of the tuxedo and fingers adorned with rings flipped it open. “I’ll pay for your drinks.”

     

    Patrick couldn’t help the smirk that tipped his lips up. “Uh, it’s an open bar, so I am pretty sure they’re free.”

     

    “The tip then,” the man said airily, waving a ten dollar bill and depositing it in the jar. Patrick did enjoy how he refused to be cowed by any holes in his chivalry being revealed.
     
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    Patrick is attempting to get drinks at the bar during his niece's wedding, and a tall, dark handsome man with arresting eyebrows tries to pick him up.

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    12 Dec 2022

  15. Public Bookmark 20

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    Patrick wants more.

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    08 Dec 2022

  16. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Patrick Brewer?” the woman on the other end asks when he picks up.

    “This is he.”

    “Hi Mr. Brewer, it’s Stacy from Elmdale Hospital. You’re listed as the emergency contact for a patient who was just brought in?”

    “Who is it?” Patrick asks, wracking his brain to try to remember who locally would list him as an emergency contact. There’s no one he’s that close to anymore. The only person here he’s ever been an emergency contact for is—

    “David Rose.”

    His ex-boyfriend. Right.

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    08 Dec 2022

  17. Public Bookmark 28

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    The first thing the internet told Patrick was to go to hospital. He knew he should go. But he also knew he couldn't drive himself, not with something lodged in his ass. And there's no way he's going to involve Ray in this mess. He briefly thought of Stevie, but they'd only met the day before and texting someone you barely know to come help you dislodge something out of your ass isn't exactly a great first impression. Which left... David.

    "I can't." Patrick said to the empty room. "David can't know about this."

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    Patrick got something stuck in his ass one night. He calls on the only person he knows in Schitt's Creek, who happens to also be his new business partner and the man he wants more than anything, David.

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    04 Dec 2022

  18. Public Bookmark 91

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    David knew, and loved profoundly, that Patrick needed to talk about things. Patrick needed to understand what David was feeling, needed to share his own thoughts and concerns and needs with David in return. No matter what the situation, Patrick needed to talk things through.

    And dear god, was it a gift.

    *** another update for a chapter 3!

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    30 Nov 2022

  19. Public Bookmark 68

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    When Patrick accepted Stevie's offer to use her place for privacy, David expected a night of PG kissing, maybe even a bit PG-13, but not this. He didn't realize how right he was about the man when they first met: Patrick really was either very impatient or very sure of himself.

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    08 Nov 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 19

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    When Patrick offered to let David spend the night at his place, to avoid the lice, David refused and spent the night with Stevie instead. But what if Stevie had refused to let him stay with her? What if David had spent the night with Patrick?

    Also, what if David had piercings and Patrick really liked that fact?

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    07 Nov 2022

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