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  1. Rec *

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    Vesemir and Jaskier conspire to take care of their mates in the most primal way possible.


    This is entirely porn. It starts at 100 and just keeps going.

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    21 Jun 2023

  2. Rec *

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    “Now, come, Witcher, I really must insist.”

    “Of course,” he finally conceded, inclining his head in place of a bow. “I thank you again for your generosity, Your Majesty.”

    The Queen’s smile widened, the expression much more genuine now that she’d gotten her way, and she clapped. “Wonderful! Then it’s decided. You’ll stay the week in the castle, and my lovely Dandelion will be your personal servant for your time here.”

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    09 Jun 2023

  3. Rec *

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    Geralt knows almost immediately that he’s made a mistake when he sends Jaskier away on that godforsaken mountain. He just doesn’t wholly understand why, and by the time he does it’s too late to change things. Instead, he goes and finds Ciri, and together they find Yennefer, and only then does he realise he needs to find Jaskier, too.

    He hadn’t counted on Nilfgaard finding him first.

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    08 Jun 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    When bored nobleman Julian, Viscount Pankratz, tries to break into a deserted Mansion to find a mysterious relic, he knows very little about the imposing Earl of Morhen and his brothers. Destiny wants him to find out soon enough. In the most interesting - and horizontal - ways.

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    08 Feb 2023

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    When Yennefer is thrown in a cell to await execution, the last thing she wants is a cellmate. She gets one anyway: one who is loud, annoying, and convinced that he will be rescued by a witcher. She expects his company to make her miserable. She does not expect it to slowly become bearable, to grow fond of him, or to want to help him — and the last thing she anticipates is that the rescue might actually happen.

    Or: Yennefer and Jaskier meet in a dungeon. It goes, all things considered, surprisingly well.

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    04 Feb 2023

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    There was a flicker of movement at his side and he felt something slam into his unprotected flank.  Magic blew past him, ruffling his hair but leaving him unharmed. Surprised by the sudden attack, Geralt stumbled and whirled to face whoever had hit him.  

     

    Only instead of a beast, he saw a bard.

     

    Jaskier clutched at his chest where a dark stain seemed to spread over his heart.  His bright eyes stared at Geralt helplessly, mouth opening and closing without sound.  Geralt stared back at him in shock until Jaskier dropped heavily to his knees, collapsing like a puppet with his strings cut.
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    In the midst of a battle, Jaskier is hit with an unknown curse. All at once Geralt finds himself locked in battle with the only man he wants to protect.

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    03 Feb 2023

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    At this worst possible moment, a breathless, nervous giggle burst from him, but the line about at least buying him dinner first died on his lips as the witcher snarled and Jaskier felt a teeny, unusual twinge of genuine fear.

    "Get in the way one more time-" Geralt ground out each syllable in turn, pinning him to the bark with his glare as much as his fist "-and I will leave you at the next inn for good."

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    Desperate not to be left behind, Jaskier keeps a dangerous secret.

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    24 Jan 2023

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    “You killed them?”

    “What was I supposed to do, give them all names?”

    “You killed eight nekkers?”

    “It was a little hard to tell from the mangled bodies, but yes, I believe so.” Jaskier awkwardly clears his throat. His pulse races. “Geralt, you’re staring at me like you want to bite my head off.”

    The witcher doesn’t blink. “I’ve never even seen you kill a fly.”

    “Well, why would I kill a fly,” Jaskier is beginning to sound a little exasperated.

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    23 Jan 2023

  9. Public Bookmark *

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    When Jaskier tried to go on a date with a man named Rience, he did not expect to nearly be killed. He certainly did not expect to discover a beautiful valley while running away from him. He very definitely did not expect to find out that the valley was haunted — by an absurdly beautiful man.

    Or: In which Geralt is cursed to be a ghost and Jaskier is the first person in decades to talk to him.

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    21 Jan 2023

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    The start of Jaskier's winter position at court is celebrated with a grand ball dedicated the artists brought in for the winter. But not all goes as planned when another guest recognizes him. Backed against the wall and faced with the threat of marriage, he spits out the first lie to comes to his mind and claims he is already married - to Geralt, of all people. To his immense surprise, Geralt goes along with it. In doing so, he commits to spending the winter by Jaskier's side and playing the doting husband. It's fortunate he does, because court seems more dangerous than Jaskier remembered. Monsters lurk in the corners and danger lurks behind every door. Without Geralt there, he might have been frightened. With Geralt, he's more concerned by his own growing feelings for the witcher. Can he get through the winter without Geralt catching on?

    Updates once a fortnight.

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    20 Jan 2023

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    Despite Jaskier's hard work, there are still plenty of people who hate witchers. They think they're monstrous, inhuman, only held back from violence by a thin veneer of control. One mage has a plan to spread his views by capturing a witcher and bewitching them to remove their control. When the Butcher of Blaviken walks into his hideout, he's convinced he's found the perfect candidate - and a convenient way to get rid of the pesky bard that's been singing his praises.

    Jaskier is forced to agree witchers are not human, but that doesn't mean they're dangerous. In fact, he's astounded by how many of Geralt's uncontrolled impulses involve touching.

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    19 Jan 2023

  12. Public Bookmark *

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    "Let's go to Kaer Morhen for the winter," Jaskier mocks breathlessly. "It won't be as exciting as last year. We'll rest and recuperate, you said. A moment of peace, you said." Passed out against Jaskier's shoulder, Geralt does not answer. "We could have portaled in. Yennefer and Ciri are portaling to Kaer Morhen in a few weeks time but no. Geralt, oh Geralt hates portals! So we're going to walk up the fucking mountain during a fucking snowstorm."

    Jaskier drags an unconscious Geralt up the mountain towards Kaer Morhen, cursing all the while. It takes a few days, some stitches and a fever (and stealing some of Lambert's ale) but eventually they do get a few moments of peace.

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    19 Jan 2023

  13. Rec *

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    “Seriously, brother,” Teodora says, “you’re wanted for treason, what in Melitele’s name did you do?”

    “Nothing,” Jaskier tells her. “It’s just that my soulmate’s the warlord of the north.”

    She stares at him, open-mouthed. And then she begins to giggle. “Only you, Julek,” she says when she finally has some control back. “You did always like to be dramatic.”

    The four lives of Julian Alfred Pankratz: noble, sex slave, soulmate, bard.

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    16 Jan 2023

  14. Rec *

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    "My name was Julian Alfred Pankratz. I was the Viscount's youngest son."

    Like he hoped, the Warlord hones in on one thing. "Was."

    "Pretty sure getting arrested for treason against Emhyr var Emeris, the mighty White Flame is enough to get me officially disinherited. Especially considering my parents turned me in themselves."

    Jaskier saves the Warlord's daughter. Despite his family ties, he's allowed to stay in Kaer Morhen while he recovers from his injuries. Eventually, it becomes home.

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    16 Jan 2023

  15. Public Bookmark *

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    While the Witchers wintered at Kaer Mohren, Kaedwen rotted below them. One casualty of that rot was the voice of a bard, taken by a sorceress in the court of a monstrous king and suddenly the Wolves can no longer justify holding themselves apart from politics. Can they break the curse, and if they do, what else might they gain along the way?

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    13 Jan 2023

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    “Your laughter feels like sunlight,” Geralt tells him, and Jaskier blinks. Geralt tilts his head. “Did you not know?”

    It seems unfathomable that the bard wouldn’t know how much light he brings to Geralt’s life.

    “You saved me,” Geralt tells him. “When everything was dark and angry and lonely. You showed up like a sunrise to show me the way out. I couldn’t have done it without you.”

    (drugged lips launch ships) (Geralt is under the influence of venom that gives him NO filter) (you won't believe what happens next)

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    10 Jan 2023

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    After the turmoil of war robbed him of his birthright, Jaskier endures life as a simple Bard in the court of Kerack, under the protection of his cruel, ambitious cousin. Until the night that Jaskier catches the attention of the Geralt of Rivia, Lord of the Clan of the Wolf, and is terrified to be gifted to the barbarian mercenary as a bed-warmer.

    However, Jaskier soon learns that the White Wolf is not the man his dark reputation makes him out to be. He might, in fact, be Jaskier's only hope of escaping his harsh circumstances. If only Jaskier can convince Geralt to allow him to remain at his side ... if only Jaskier can avoid losing his own heart in the process ...

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    04 Jan 2023

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    The thing is, Eskel honestly hadn’t meant for the flower to mean anything special.

    It’s just... the half-elf had looked so miserable. And Eskel had wanted to do something to make him look a little less miserable. In the week they’d been traveling together, Eskel had managed a single sentence in broken Elder... and had learned that the only word his new companion seemed to know in Common was ‘no.’ The first time he’d said it, and Eskel had stopped whatever it was that he’d been doing, he’d looked so confused—like he’d expected to be ignored. Eskel had wanted to comfort him, to reassure him, but he hadn’t known how. He had remarkably little experience with comforting—but even if he did, nothing could’ve prepared him for this.

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    03 Jan 2023

  19. Public Bookmark *

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    'I let you hurt me every day,' Jaskier thinks, but doesn’t say. That’s his fault, not Geralt’s. A wiser man would run away from this kind of heartache, but Jaskier’s never exactly had great self-preservation instincts. Besides, if Jaskier gets to have this – sitting naked in a forest with his fingers in Geralt’s hair – then wisdom can absolutely and categorically just fuck off.

    Or, Geralt and Jaskier try to fuck their way through Geralt's intimacy issues. It doesn't exactly go as planned.

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    19 Oct 2022

  20. Public Bookmark 63

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    04 Jan 2021

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