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Goyle's taken it upon himself to act as Malfoy's personal, one-man guard and Harry can't help but feel like it's only making the bullying worse.
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03 Mar 2026
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I’ve read this before just never marked it!!!! Goyle is protective of Draco and playing as his bodyguard. When things get complicated, Harry steps in as the savior (ofc) LOVED!!! 03-02-26
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Draco gets back at Harry for his late nights as an Auror by flirting with the new Arithmancy professor. Harry's not usually the jealous type, but he has his moments.
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03 Mar 2026
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Draco makes Harry jealous by harmlessly flirting with his hogwarts coworker LMAO fun read 02-28-26
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Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance by birdsofshore for PukingPastilles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2018
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"Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable."
Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.
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03 Mar 2026
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Drarry gets stuck under a mistletoe. An elf intervenes. They eventually find each other (right place right time) lol 02-28-26
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"The prospect of my boss thinking I sent him a random porn link is only slightly better than him thinking I send him my porn," he practically whines, his own words exposing the reality of the situation, "Jesus Christ, I sent Dr. Robby my porn."
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An e-mail mishap leads to Dennis accidently providing his attending with great jerk off material.- Language:
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17 Feb 2026
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Dennis sends robby his OF link in accident. Do not perceive me lmao 02-17-26
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When Frank Langdon walks back into the Pitt on a Fourth of July weekend ten months after he left, he doesn’t tell anyone he’s gotten divorced.
It doesn’t work out for him. Well, until it does.
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17 Feb 2026
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Langdon doesn’t tell anyone he’s divorced. Mel has a British bf. Homewrecking time! DNF 02-17-26