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  1. Rec 72

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    “We need to get you laid,” Jude decides out loud, and then corrects himself: “We need to get both of us laid.”

    “You know,” Haaland says, slowly, “You’re starting to sound like you want me to fuck you.”

    Or: Jude finds out Erling is a virgin and decides to rectify that.

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    15 Aug 2026

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    “Jude,” he murmurs, “Can I touch you?”

    Jude snorts softly. “What do you think you’re doing right now?”

    Erling squeezes his knee again, definitely warning now. “Jude.”

    “Yeah,” Jude blurts out. “Yeah, you can do whatever you want.”

    Erling’s hand inches from Jude’s knee up his thigh, and Jude’s legs subconsciously spread a little further in response, his own hand stilled in anticipation. Erling’s eyes flick downward, land on the place where Jude’s fingers are still buried in himself.

    “Fuck, Jude,” he says, watching as Jude removes his hand from his cock to give him a better view. “You probably shouldn’t say that.”

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    AUGHFEHDJKSKD IMCRAZY IM CRAZY IM. SELF RESTRAINT AND CONSENT IS SO HOTTT.

  2. Rec 56

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    Sounding more suggestive than he had planned, Jude asked, “You want me to be your consolation prize?”

    “Would make losing suck less,” Erling breathed, still confident as always, “knowing I could do anything I want to you in return.”

    Jude wanted it. The thought of Erling manhandling him after England left the match victoriously only seemed like another reward. Jude needed it. Even if the match turned out the other way, he‘d have Erling fuck him so hard he’d forget about his loss and—

    “You‘re too easy to read, Jude. You‘ve always been,” Erling teased.

     

    Or: Jude becomes Erling‘s consolation prize after Norway loses against England in the quarterfinals.

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    01 Aug 2026

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    THIS LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING I ORDERED🙏🙏🙏🙏

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    Jobe might have been the youngest of the Bellingham brothers, the footballer of the family, and the chronically overprotective sibling, but nothing could have prepared him for the day his brother announced he was going to be a father. Or for finding out who the baby's other parent was.

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    A footballer walks into a pub and falls in love. What kind of disasters could possibly follow when life seems determined to make Jobe Bellingham lose his mind?

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  4. Rec 57

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    For the first time in his life, Jude Bellingham isn’t fighting to prove his worth to stand on the pitch. He’s fighting for the right to love.

    Or Jude makes an appearance to watch Erling's match.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    AUGHF THIS IS SO SWEET

  5. Rec 72

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    Four messages greeted him on the screen. Jude read them twice. No jokes. No insults. Not even a smug remark about the state Erling had left him in. Erling had never worried about waking him before, particularly when he wanted another round in the middle of the night. Apparently, saying goodbye was where consideration of Jude’s sleep schedule became important.

    Or regret was.

    Fine. Jude regretted it too.

    Not Erling. The timing. The bruises. The fact that now, in three days’ time they were supposed to stand on opposite sides of a World Cup quarter-final and pretend neither of them knew what the other sounded like with his face pressed into a hotel pillow. When had understanding Erling become this difficult? At Dortmund, Erling had filled every available space, and Jude had never needed to search for hidden meaning in anything he said or did.

    Now, Jude had four messages and no idea what any of them meant.

    At least they had no punctuation. That felt reassuringly normal.

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    Erling sneaks into Jude's hotel and they have extremely competitive sex, leaving Jude unable to run three days before the World Cup quarter final. Everybody handles this badly, not least Thomas Tuchel.

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    04 Aug 2026

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    this is so fucking good. bordering realistic. the depiction of complex emotions OHH IM EATING IT UPPP