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Welcome to the SVSSS Server! by Demonic0Angel
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Apr 2022
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It all started one day when the System chimed into Shen Qingqiu's perfect life without it disturbing him.
[New System Update: Chat Feature pack has been added in! Would User like to engage in the SVSSS server?]
Shen Qingqiu had no idea what an SVSSS was and what it meant but he was curious about the server and he mentally asked, 'Is Shang Qinghua getting the same thing?'
[Affirmative! Will User download the new Chat pack?]
Shen Qingqiu pressed the 'yes' button as an answer.
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(00:31) Do you think she gave me the wrong number on purpose?
(00:31) Or was it a genuine mistake?
(00:32) Like maybe she writes funny and I misread it?
(00:32) Some of the numbers do look a little dodgy...
(00:33) Cause, you know, her threes could very easily be poorly formed eights? And maybe she writes her sevens like her ones?
(00:45) What
(00:46) The
(00:46) Fuck???
(00:47) Oh good, you are awake!
where lance messages the wrong number and things kind of snowball from there -
i'm the one for your fire by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
29 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.
Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.
(A loose Cherry Magic AU.)
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11 Jan 2023
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“No archery competitions this year, then,” Mu Qing comments.
Because that’s what summer usually consists of, for Feng Xin: travelling, archery, and spending time with people who aren’t his prickly best friend. For Mu Qing, summers have always been considerably quieter and less interesting. He works shifts at his mother’s shop, occasionally messages Feng Xin to ask how his competitions are going, and spends the rest of his time reading or thinking about how much he resents summer.
This will be the first time since the two of them met that Feng Xin won’t be leaving as soon as summer begins. It really isn’t that big of a deal—at least, that’s what Mu Qing tells himself.
“I thought I’d make the most of this summer at home, instead,” Feng Xin says. He seems almost bashful as he says, “You know, with the people I actually care about.”
Or: Mu Qing has always hated summer, until now.
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lance's video diaries: DO NOT WATCH by jilliancares
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
13 Dec 2020
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Lance has run away from Voltron, but there might be something in his video diaries that alludes to where he's gone.
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03 Jun 2022
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i'm pulling my hair i love these dorks god help me
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A Christmassy fic wherein Keith and Lance often work the night shifts at The Grounds together. Lance can't stay awake, Keith can't work the espresso machine, and Allura can't stand Keith's pining any longer.
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18 May 2022
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Lance forces everyone to reel in their Christmas spirit by decorating with whatever items he can find that vaguely resemble Christmas decorations. This includes a not-mistletoe, something that he and Keith mysteriously find themselves stuck under.
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17 May 2022
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When Lance is thrown through time, he finds himself one year in the future, in place of the Lance that should be here.
He finds his team to be remarkably familiar, yet distinctly different. They have more scars, a better grip on the whole saving the universe thing, and over a year’s worth of teamwork to bind them together. But the weirdest part? Keith seems to be a lot more touchy with him. Not that he’s complaining… much.
The team must try and work out how to reverse the two Lance’s places and restore them to their original timelines. But despite the fact that they’re still his friends, Lance can’t help but feel a little out of place among a team that’s been through so much with a Lance that just isn’t him. And it doesn’t help that the team is on edge around him, refusing to tell him anything for fear of influencing and changing the past. Things get even more complicated when they have to rely on the team in the past to complete the switch, leaving Lance to little more than sit, wait, and attempt to fill in his future self’s shoes.
___________Mirror fic to "Ghost of the Future" by Zizzani
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27 Apr 2022
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this one holds a special place in my heart <3<3
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Lance is gone.
Lost in the plunging gaps between astral bodies, sewn into an invisible seam in spacetime. Missing, for two long years.
It’s impossible, to think of the time he's already lost with him. Time passes strangely in a war, and stranger still in space. Stars gasp their dying breaths and ripe dust clouds give birth to whole planetary systems. Some light reaches them with its centuries-old fingers and some can’t weather the journey. So many beings shiver and die. Lance would be twenty now. He tries not to think about it.Keith can't bring himself to grieve when he knows Lance is still out there. Instead, he follows versions of him down holographic rabbit holes, trying to pry closure out of his memories, and losing himself to an obsession with the simulated landscapes where Lance was never lost.
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After an incident at a banquet, Lance and Keith are forced to convince everyone that they're dating, including their own teammates. Apparently, the fate of their newly-formed and highly volatile alliance depends on it.
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Another daily update fic! This time, the chapter's prompts were submitted to me and randomly ordered :)
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- Part 4 of daily update fics!
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“Sorry, babe,” Keith says. He even smiles, no doubt proud of himself.
And Lance knows it’s his fault. He started it, after all, but at least the biting term of endearment made sense when he was the one doing it. Keith had been talking to him like they were some old married couple. The kind who’ve been married too long and don’t love each other anymore and gripe over meaningless shit, only managing to piss each other off even further.
That’s why Lance called him dear. Because it made sense in the situation. It was a calculated insult. A strategic jab.
Keith, on the other hand, is weaponizing the term of endearment without any rhyme or reason, simply to get back at Lance.
Or: Keith and Lance have gotten into the habit of using pet names as condescending insults. They're not really terms of endearment.
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18 Apr 2022
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5 times Keith and Lance accidentally ended up in (increasingly) awkward positions, plus 1 time it wasn't an accident.
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17 Apr 2022
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(bi)tter: allura i love you marry me right now
lesbean: you know if i wasn't so gay
(bi)tter: [white girl voice] all the hot ones are gay
edgelord™: why thank you lance
(bi)tter: shut up, my chemical romance(OR, once upon a time lance created a group chat and things didn't exactly go as planned)
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15 Apr 2022
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gotta go back to this masterpiece from time to time <3
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Halvik slapped his knee. “Good! Lucky for you, men are not rare. Easy to replicate.”
Laurent’s eyes narrowed. “If you are suggesting that I fuck another man –”
She waved a hand. “No, no man needed. Just the cock.” Halvik grinned. “You have them here, no? Wood, stone, glass – fake cocks. Until your Akielon king returns.”
Laurent opened his mouth, then closed it, his mind suddenly filled with very, very explicit visuals. “Glass? Is that…safe?”
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14 Apr 2022
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If Only Things Were as Easy as the Soul-Shifting Spell by hualian_maple
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Webcomic)
29 Dec 2021
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“Good evening,” Xie Lian smiled. He reached up to his chest to clutch at the diamond ring nestled there. “Please give me back my San Lang.”
The man looked down at Xie Lian and grinned. “Wow! I didn’t realize how much I missed being tall until now. Mo Xuanyu is shorter than Lan Zhan, you see.”
Xie Lian squinted up at the person who had stolen Hua Cheng’s body and tugged at his own ears to hear better. He cleared his throat and responded, “Hello, I’m Xie Lian. Welcome to San Lang's and my humble abode, Puqi Shrine.”
“Hello to you too, Daozhang!” The man chirped in Hua Cheng’s deep, rumbling voice. “I’m Wei Wuxian, husband to Lan Zhan and father to Lan Sizhui.”
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After Wei Wuxian infiltrates Ghost City, he accidentally swaps bodies with the Ghost King, Hua Cheng. Needless to say, their respective husbands freak out and Wangxian and Hualian journey together to Mount Tonglu to find a cure to Wei Wuxian and Hua Cheng's ailment. Of course, with Xie Lian's poor luck, they get more than what they bargained for and chaos ensues. Somehow, it's all Qi Rong's fault.
MDZS x TGCF Crossover
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07 Mar 2022
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a mighty ocean or a gentle kiss by merthurlin
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2020
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It is a weird thing to wake up and realise that for the first time in 800 years, you are no longer in love. Hua Cheng felt it even before he opened his eyes, could taste it in the back of his throat. Even the air around him felt different: stale, and with a strange odour to it. With his eyes still closed, he took stock of his other mental facilities, and it all came back in order, except—
Except that for the first time in 800 years, he thinks of Xie Lian and feels nothing.
(in which Hua Cheng's devotion gets stolen, and no one is happy about it.)
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“What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.
“Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”
“What is it?” Yoongi asks.
Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”
Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3
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26 Nov 2021
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Keith is Altea High’s star athlete. And Lance, a wily reporter for the school newspaper, is crushing hard. The only problem? They’ve never actually met before. So when Lance decides to broadcast his long-hidden feelings in an explicitly romantic exposé, he ends up accidentally sparking a school-wide epidemic. Suddenly the entire student body is in on the drama, but are words truly enough to win over the school’s enigmatic heartthrob?
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- Part 1 of the "Read All About It" series
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15 Sep 2021
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Lance and Keith are rival cosplayers, who only know each other by their online usernames. They are fiercely competitive, but are also desperately attracted to each other. You'd think they would just get together already, but there's a couple of problems:
1. Keith crossplays, so Lance has absolutely no idea that Keith is a boy.
2. Both of them are idiots, and can't seem to figure out that that hot cosplayer they like, is also that hot guy that they drool over every day at school.- Language:
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15 Sep 2021
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neck deep with no way out by ericacea, orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Mar 2021
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There's a hickey on Lan Zhan's neck, and Wei Ying didn't put it there. Wei Ying's Plan For Gaining Lan Zhan's Affections™️ had not accounted for this. He sets out to discover who exactly has had their mouth on his friend's neck—and figure out how to get his plan back on track.
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20 Mar 2021