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“Wanna have sex?”
Kurt had expected the question. What surprised him, though, was how disingenuous it sounded. He raised an eyebrow. “Do you wanna have sex?”
Sebastian blinked. “No,” he admitted after a moment, devoid of emotion. Kurt found that he wasn’t surprised at the answer.
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Or, Kurt and Sebastian run into each other in New York. It goes very differently than Kurt expects.
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- Part 1 of Just Company Now
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17 Apr 2026
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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- Part 1 of Check the Menu
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03 Apr 2026
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Cruel Intentions by BlueberryAndBlacktooth for TinyCurmudgeon
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
20 May 2026
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When Maude is sent (read: sentenced) to spend her last year of high school with her uncle and cousin in dreary Forks, Washington, she goes without too much of a fight. Hiding behind carefully built walls of nihilism, bravado and film references, to her its just another way to escape the tedium of her usual life. But Forks is a lot more interesting than she imagined, and when she hears of "perfect but unattainable" Edward Cullen, her interest is peaked, and the ball starts rolling.
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07 Nov 2025
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The virtue of slaughter, Where mercy dies by Corvinavira
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Mar 2026
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“Your soul sings my songs, Seraphina,” He says. His hand, slender and cold, snakes up the column of her throat and settles.
“And your blood…” Seraphina begins, her breath faltering beneath this grip. “Whispers my name, Riddle”
Seraphina Potter. The chosen one. The saviour. She was destined to end a tyrant’s reign. The key to his destruction. However, fate had other plans. She makes a choice. A choice that changes everything. She disappears.
Seven years later, the Wizarding Isles of Great Britain have changed under the regime. Rebellion stirs within the pits.
It is then that Lord Voldemort discovers a secret that has been hidden from him. A dark, depraved secret. Seraphina Potter is his Horcrux. A piece he didn’t know was missing. So, now, he wants her back at his side. Where she belongs.
Forced into a marriage with the murderer of her parents, and the man who has haunted her dreams since she can remember, Seraphina has to confront the life she left behind. And the people.
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30 Aug 2025
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'cause baby i could build a castle (out of all the bricks they threw at me) by AthenaAreia for scarlet_sam, justprompts
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 May 2025
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Dumbledore never comes to Aurelia Potter's rescue at her Ministry hearing. So she gets expelled, gets her wand snapped, and moves into Number 12 Grimmauld Place permanently. This has far-reaching consequences.
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wholesome wolfstar parenting content, pining draco malfoy, bamf black sisters/daughters, duellist aurelia and horcrux hunting galore.- Language:
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01 Jun 2025