candycanemockery
Fandoms
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (15)
- House M.D. (4)
- The Thick of It (TV) (1)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (1)
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A Cauldron Full of Hot, Strong Humbug by candycanemockery
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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The annual staff Christmas party is under way, much to the chagrin of Severus Snape.
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so much for the smell of the black powder smoke by candycanemockery
Fandoms: The Thick of It (TV)
20 Sep 2024
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Malcolm Tucker tries deal with the fallout of the inquiry. Life gets in the way.
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The Colours at the End of Time by candycanemockery
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2024
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The red of his blood, the blue of his memories, the grey of the stone were all eclipsed by the green of his eyes. Her eyes.
Some of Severus Snape's final thoughts
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- Part 2 of as i lay dying
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Wilson stepped out of his office, paperwork finally complete and car keys in hand, setting out for the parking lot in hopes of making it home in time for the first pitch of the Phillies-Mets game.
In which Wilson's evening plans are interrupted.
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The Ministry had been infiltrated, and truth along with it.
Some of Rufus Scrimgeour's final thoughts.
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- Part 3 of QLFC Season 11
- Part 1 of as i lay dying
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Short House MD oneshots
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Collection of my responses for season 9 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition on ffn
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Collection of my responses for season 11 of the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition on ffn
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The final moments of assorted characters
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“I can’t bloody believe this,” Control eventually said. “What kind of ridiculous situation is this? Of everyone on earth, you happened to get stuck in a four-by-six section of the planet with fucking Karla.”
Or, an unfortunate coincidence leads to George Smiley and his sworn enemy Karla not only being in the same country and city, but also in the same elevator when it gets stuck. Later, their respective bosses are forced to call them in for the strangest debriefing in Cold War history.
Bookmarked by candycanemockery
07 Feb 2026
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Five kisses Jackson and Catherine don't have, and one they do.
Bookmarked by candycanemockery
06 Feb 2026
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“I didn’t think you went in for this sort of thing,” remarked Catherine Standish, appearing at his table like a officious waiter—sans drink, Jackson Lamb noted, with a scowl of disgust.
“I don’t,” he grunted, with customary lack of grace. “But getting paralytic on Lady Di’s tab, not likely to pass that up, am I?"
Bookmarked by candycanemockery
25 Jan 2026
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Lamb and River are on the run in the woods, which would be a lot easier if Lamb didn't have a concussion and River didn't have a bullet hole in his leg.
Chapter 1 for Day 29 of Whumptober 2024 - "who said you could rest?"
Chapter 6 for Day 17 of Whumptober 2025 - comaSeries
- Part 24 of Whumptober 2024
- Part 2 of bad things happen bingo
- Part 18 of Whumptober 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by candycanemockery
22 Jan 2026
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Three years after a coup by a faction within the Government, Britain is under the thumb of the brutal Regime. When a prominent advisor to the dictatorship defects with the location of a missing political prisoner, the Opposition—now the Resistance—finds itself in possession of a few unlikely allies and hurtling towards a war that could tear the country apart.