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An Ace Up Your Sleeve, Ace in the Hole, Hold All the Aces, and Other Fitting Asexual Puns by cukrkandl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2024
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After having his last relationship end because of his asexuality, Evan is ready to declare a war on anybody who makes him feel like shit about it. Enter Barty Crouch who, in a misguided effort to understand his own identity, comes across as the worst acephobic asshole of all time. With the support of his chaotic, all-asexual friend group, Evan decides to try for the last time: either he can fix Barty and regain a sense of hope for the world, or he’ll turn to a life of crime and make a career out of killing acephobes. After all, you can’t spell decapitate without ace.
or: the “everybody’s asexual” au nobody but me asked for
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- Part 1 of the a-verse
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Barty and Regulus were in a boat with a greasy haired boy who was (quite obviously) trying to impress a redheaded girl next to him, and a blond boy who looked unimpressed by the castle. As if he'd seen better things.
"Hey, Rosier, did you know that the houses were named after the four founders of Hogwarts?" The greasy haired boy turned to the blond one. The latter just "hm"ed in response. The greasy one frowned and turned back to the redhead.
Barty couldn't wait until he could be rid of the greasy one. He smelled horrid. As if he hadn't showered since the '60s.
Regulus and Barty exchanged disgusted looks and rolled their eyes.
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Anyone Else But You by buggywuggy (bugsareprettycool)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jan 2025
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Barty is so fucked
If he knew the self control he needed when in a confined space with his best friend, he would’ve never agreed to drive him to visit Pandora.
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Barty is running on two hours of sleep and wants to strangle Evan.
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first they're dancing with each other again. then evan sleeps over again and they share cigarettes in the middle of the night. everything would be a little better if he wasn't so awfully in love with barty. but what does it matter when he still gets to fall asleep cuddled up in his arms?
or: rosekiller fluff. that's it.
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it had hurt. yes, evan is dramatic. what barty said shouldn't be bugging him this much, but it's not his fault he's a little sensitive about things like that. so here he is, sitting in front of dorcas' parents' house, out in the cold, smoking his (barty's) awful cigarettes, listening to his depressing indie playlist, while waiting for barty to come after him.
or: evan is sulking. barty tries his best to make it up to him.
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- Part 1 of rosekiller fics to mend your heart ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚