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Oh How You Glowed When We Were Young (and With Nothing on Our Minds) by cantgetitstraight
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Jan 2026
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Wei Wuxian wanders.
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Who Has To Know (If I Don't Keep Driving Home) by cantgetitstraight
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2023
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College was supposed to be it. He was in a law school, one that had been number seven on his top ten law schools he wanted to get to list. He was somewhere he had always wanted to go.
He was out of the cursed house.
Why wasn't he feeling elated? Why wasn't he finally, finally happy?
Or,
Sometimes, when you get out of a fucked up situation, you get stuck in a limbo with perpetual exhaustion and crippling loneliness.
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- Part 1 of Can you come through?
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Well, I'll Be Honest (I Don't Really Understand) by cantgetitstraight
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Jan 2023
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"Hey Tim?" Martin ventured.
"Marto Kart." Tim acknowledged without looking up from his computer."Do you," Martin paused. Tim finally looked up, curious. Martin tried again, "Do you know if Jon has something against Concept Albums or something?"
Jon doesn't want his co-workers to know he's a part of a punk rock band. Shenanigans occur.
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The first time Logan saw them, he thought he was hallucinating from blood-loss.
Logan Sanders, also known as Logic, is a superhero. He's quite happy with his job, honestly. He saves people, he gets paid, he goes home to his best friend and roomate. It's all good.
Until he gets shot and meets Deceit.
Also known as, The Slow and Steady Corruption of Logan Sanders.
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The Facts are the Facts by cantgetitstraight
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
02 Sep 2021
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Don't get him wrong, Jiang Cheng very much did not want to get married because his mother deemed it proper for him to, and called him in the middle of dinner to tell him so. He very much did not want to get married in general.
Here was the thing, though. Jiang Cheng wasn't going to get a better opportunity to disappoint his mother.
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- Part 1 of Can you come through?
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Can you come through? by cantgetitstraight
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
02 Sep 2021
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Can you come through? by cantgetitstraight
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2023
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In which Stiles didn't have time to get bullied: he had bigger things going on, thank you very much. So, really, it wasn't his fault he didn't notice until it was too late to bring up.
And as he looked at the rainbow of bruises that'd become his body, he quickly realized it was much, much too late to bring it up.
His pack disagrees.
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- Part 1 of Unrelated Teen Wolf Fics
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27 Jan 2026
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In which Stiles Stilinski and Jackson Whittemore have become something, and neither are willing to admit what.
(It's friends: they're friends).
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- Part 3 of Unrelated Teen Wolf Fics
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27 Jan 2026
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“You’re not supposed to be here,” Stiles blurts out. Which yeah, okay, that probably isn't the right thing to say when he’s actively trying to not seem like the enemy. To the eruption of growls, Stiles throws his hands in front of him. “I’m not a hunter! I’m from the future and Derek’s supposed to be at a basketball game. Calm down.”
“Calm down?!”
“Right, can we just ignore foot-in-mouth disease? And focus on what I'm doing—saving your lives.”
“Wait," one of the wolfed-out Hales slurs between their fangs, "aren’t you Hot Babysitter?”
Stiles focuses on breaking the mountain ash line. He can despair about his Beacon Hills nickname when he's not in a burning house with semi-feral werewolves.
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22 Jan 2026
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Oversharing is Caring by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Mar 2024
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"And that," Shen Qingqiu said, his voice steady as he concluded his argument, "is why Liu Qingge is only the third prettiest person on Cang Qiong, after Luo Binghe and presumably Liu Mingyuan, but before Yue Qingyuan. Sorry, Zhangmen-shixiong."
"That's alright," Yue Qingyuan said in a strangled voice.
"It comes down to his ass."
"Yes, you've already said as much, shidi. Several times." Yue Qingyuan looked like he wanted to die a little bit, which was unfair. He wasn't the one who'd been dosed with a wife-plot potion designed to lower inhibitions while also compelling the truth! If anyone here should be embarrassed, it was Shen Qingqiu!
He didn't feel embarrassed, though. That was probably due to the potion, now that he thought about it.
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15 Jan 2026
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good things don't learn from themselves by ZamalV
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jan 2026
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Shang Qinghua let out a long, shaky breath. “Right. Okay. Sure. No problem. I can work with that. That’s fine.” He shifted the baby in his arms, looking down at the tiny, squirming face, the damp lashes clinging together. “You hear that? As long as you make it to the sect, everything’s good. Easy quest conditions. No trauma required.”
Luo Binghe made a faint snuffling sound, unimpressed.
Shang Qinghua’s smile collapsed almost instantly. “Oh, gods, what am I saying?” He scrubbed a hand over his face, leaving another smear of drying blood. “I’m not qualified for this! I can barely keep myself alive half the time! You need—uh—you need a responsible, kindhearted woman from a humble background with good soup-making skills, not a chronically overworked peak lord-slash-spy!”
The baby responded by making a small, gurgling noise that sounded alarmingly like agreement.
“Don’t sass me,” Shang Qinghua muttered. “You’re, like, twelve minutes old.”
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Just another fic where Shang Qinghua ruins canon and gains a son.
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12 Jan 2026