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The Tyrant is dead, and Papyrus, the rightful heir to the throne, has taken his seat on it. Amongst the many, many problems that arise and wrongs he has to right, he is informed that the former King had a harem, one that is waiting for his decision on their futures. Papyrus feels he doesn't need a harem, but his life has, after all, always been surprise after surprise.
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There are entire worlds hidden in the dark corners of reality, hiding magic and monsters in plain sight. Until a year ago it was your purpose to preserve the balance of mundane and magic, of monsters and humans, all while hidden with the human's belief that magic wasn't real.
Then the monsters surfaced.
You now have to fulfill your task of protecting those that need protecting, but the world everyone has known has changed irreparably. You settle down in Ebott City to help the monsters that surfaced and those that have always been there to live harmoniously with humans. Along the way, you meet new people you may grow to love.
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Edge, a dom with years of experience under his belt, has been having second thoughts about his role recently. More and more the idea of being a sub calls to him, and despite his fears he is drawn to the role. But a sub needs a dom, and who better than the enthusiastic, kind dom he'd been talking to for months online, the one that makes his soul race every time they talk?
He didn't expect it to be Papyrus, though.
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Edge needed a place to stay ASAP, and Sans certainly doesn't mind a houseguest now that he's living alone. Edge is tired and cagey and is eating his weight in food every day, but Sans is there to help.
...He didn't quite expect an egg to come into the equation, though.
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Skelemonth 2022: Sanscest week (Red/Razz compilation) by captain_shitpost
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
06 Mar 2022
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A series of oneshots for Sanscest Week 2022.
Every chapter will explore a bit of Red/Razz's relationship via different prompts, which you may view on the official twitter (which has the prompts!)
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On his twenty-third birthday, Prince Edge is given a gift: a courtier to begin his royal harem, hand-selected by his father.
Trouble is, Edge never really wanted a harem.
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- Part 2 of One More Love
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13 Mar 2025
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In an alternate universe where soulmates can feel each other's pain, young Vi and Cait slowly, inescapably gravitate toward one another, one mystery bruise at a time.
Inspired by @somewillwin on Twitter
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- Part 1 of The Unseen
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16 Jan 2025
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It's weird when Fell becomes the safer world to be in, but Edge will do what it takes to keep his friends safe.
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- Part 20 of SpicyHoney
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22 Jan 2024
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Edge wanted to travel space when he grew up--he just never thought it would be as Head Concierge of a famous space cruise line. Well, at least he can see the stars...
Until the day a wild, free-spirited repairman named Rus enters his orbit, and he realizes there's so much more out there than the inside of a cruise cabin.Series
- Part 21 of SpicyHoney
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20 Nov 2023
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Ankhita has had enough. The last few cycles have been pure hell for her. Moored on this shitty station, robbed of her shipmind, and abandoned by her crew. While desperately deliberating what she could do, the haunting thought of selling her ship, the Ambergris, continued to float to the back of her mind. She was out of options, with Havenage's mooring fees she was nearly out of chits, the only thing she could do was scrap the old girl.
Then, she saw them.
(Major spoilers for Ankhita's entire story, as well as Bliss and Moritz's stories and ending)
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19 Nov 2023