19 Works by captain_shitpost
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The Tyrant is dead, and Papyrus, the rightful heir to the throne, has taken his seat on it. Amongst the many, many problems that arise and wrongs he has to right, he is informed that the former King had a harem, one that is waiting for his decision on their futures. Papyrus feels he doesn't need a harem, but his life has, after all, always been surprise after surprise.
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There are entire worlds hidden in the dark corners of reality, hiding magic and monsters in plain sight. Until a year ago it was your purpose to preserve the balance of mundane and magic, of monsters and humans, all while hidden with the human's belief that magic wasn't real.
Then the monsters surfaced.
You now have to fulfill your task of protecting those that need protecting, but the world everyone has known has changed irreparably. You settle down in Ebott City to help the monsters that surfaced and those that have always been there to live harmoniously with humans. Along the way, you meet new people you may grow to love.
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Edge, a dom with years of experience under his belt, has been having second thoughts about his role recently. More and more the idea of being a sub calls to him, and despite his fears he is drawn to the role. But a sub needs a dom, and who better than the enthusiastic, kind dom he'd been talking to for months online, the one that makes his soul race every time they talk?
He didn't expect it to be Papyrus, though.
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Edge needed a place to stay ASAP, and Sans certainly doesn't mind a houseguest now that he's living alone. Edge is tired and cagey and is eating his weight in food every day, but Sans is there to help.
...He didn't quite expect an egg to come into the equation, though.
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Skelemonth 2022: Sanscest week (Red/Razz compilation) by captain_shitpost
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
06 Mar 2022
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A series of oneshots for Sanscest Week 2022.
Every chapter will explore a bit of Red/Razz's relationship via different prompts, which you may view on the official twitter (which has the prompts!)
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In a world where gods live just outside of the reach of mortals, a minor god named Stretch decided to travel, expand his previously small world and grow. But on his journey he meets an old god, forgotten a long time ago, and the two learn to enjoy each other's company.
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A collection of 12 oneshots of Papcest, featuring various ships, situations, and relationship dynamics.
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Papyrus has felt very alone after coming to the surface. It feels like his brother, his old friends, and all the other monsters have moved on and found happiness, while he's still lost. One day, he meets two versions of himself that make him feel accepted, and slowly learns to accept himself and his place in the world, and in their lives.
Aka the story of how Papyrus grew up and found happiness.
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"No matter how much he thought it over, it seems he couldn't get rid of the kid. It just felt like, no matter what, his only option was to raise the child, and do his best."
UF!Sans walked away from a one-night stand with a tiny soul floating in his newly-conjured belly. His magic is weakened, and in this world, it's "kill, or be killed". But he has decided to protect his unborn child, even if it means running to another universe. However, the other world is so different, from the life on the surface to the monsters themselves...It could prove to be a new home.
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- Part 1 of Bright New Days
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Sans had been acting off recently. You were sure he was hiding something, and you were determined to help him out!
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Don't Make my Feelings into Fish Sticks Please, I’m Pretty Sure That’s Cannibalism by captain_shitpost
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
21 Nov 2018
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Undyne survives after a robot is killed.
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A human fell into the underground and Papyrus found them. In order to save their soul Papyrus absorbed it, turning them into a human-monster hybrid. Now the two of them live in the middle of the Snowdin woods, far away from the prying eyes that could report them to King Asgore. Their only connection to the rest of the underground was Sans, until the day they save a quiet Fire monster from a vicious attack. From that day on, their lives changed for the better.
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Undyne has been the Royal Scientist for years now. That's plenty of time to make mistakes.
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The Great Papyrus : Ambassador Extraordinaire!!! by captain_shitpost
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
14 Jan 2018
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Ambassador Papyrus is a very busy monster. Every day, he must fight to help monsters navigate the surface and be the hero they need him to be. But he always makes sure to make time for his friends, no matter what.
The fic in which Papyrus fights the police with civil protests and helps throw a birthday party.
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- Part 1 of Ambassador Papyrus
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I Should Really Ask for a Raise by captain_shitpost for InsanelyADD
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
23 Dec 2017
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Underfell Papyrus has a perfectly average day as an Ambassador of Monsterkind.
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- Part 2 of Ambassador Papyrus
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Papyrus is a masochist. Sans likes giving him what he needs.
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Sans has given up. After his fight with the Anomaly, he knew it was only a matter of time before he dusted, and could you blame him for wanting to be with someone he knew in his last moments? But when he took a shortcut to Grillby's, something went wrong and flung him to a new world-one where it's kill, or be killed. His brother is alive but completely different, and a different version of him enjoys pissing him off.
For some reason, they both help him get better again. With their help he may just learn to live again, as long as he lets them in. After all, that's a lot easier said than done.
UPDATES VERY IRREGULARLY.
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Their children never really had a chance to know their father. To make up for it, Papyrus will be the best father he can be. He will cheer them up when they're sad, he will protect them when they're in danger, he will love them with all his soul. And he'll teach them all about Sans, and someday he'll move on.
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Fell knew he was attractive. He was sought after for his looks and power, and he himself immensely enjoyed watching himself when he...played alone. So when his infuriating lookalike Swaps makes a proposition, he of course agrees (not that he'd agree he had been attracted to him for a while, just his looks).
However, deciding who tops proves to be oddly difficult, so a deal is made. Whoever summons his genitals first has to bottom. And Fell is determined to be in control, no matter the position.