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    Smutember is a multi-fandom event that will secure my place in hell 😚

    Please don't show this to my mum, lmao 🙃

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Bet you’re glad you knocked on this door.”
    “I am, actually.” Smiles should not be this disarming. It’s disconcerting.
    It’s like they’re in a movie, where all the lines are pre-written, and the smiles and the looks all mean something. The couple are scripted to catch eyes, and fall in love with each other the second their lips touch. But that’s fucking ridiculous. Henry sits there like some kind of James-Bond-Jude-Law heartthrob, and Alex’s life is not a movie. This is not how real life plays out.

    Or: The Holiday au but it's just that one scene where Cameron Diaz meets Jude Law

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    24 Dec 2023

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    Sakusa Kiyoomi bought a vibrator, which was all well and good, but he probably shouldn’t have tried it while the team was on a bus ride back to Osaka. They were all asleep anyway — or so he thought.

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    25 Oct 2022

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    “Can you—” Tooru starts, grimacing when his voice cracks from underuse. “Can you tell me where we’re going now?”

    Hajime purses his lips, obviously contemplating whether or not to spoil the surprise, before eventually nudging his head in the direction of a sign they’re approaching.

    An absolutely horrid sense of dread settles over Tooru as he reads the large block letters and then reads them again for good measure.

    CAMPGROUNDS 20 KILOMETERS


    “Iwa-chan, no,” he immediately moans, turning to grab his boyfriend’s shoulder and shake it. “No. Turn the car around.”

    “I think—” Hajime starts, only to grin in amusement when Tooru slides his hand down to grab his wrist in a death grip.

    “No thinking. Turn this car back around right now,” Tooru replies, voice trailing off into a whine. He wails despondently when Hajime presses down on the accelerator and the car shoots forward even faster. “Iwa-chan, I don’t want to sleep on the ground!”

    Tooru absolutely does not want to go camping. Thankfully, Hajime has something else in mind.

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    21 Oct 2022

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    SakuAtsu BDSM AU featuring Experienced Dom Sakusa and Kink Newbie Atsumu. Post-time skip & loosely canon compliant.

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    15 Oct 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 30

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    It was a stupid bet. There was no way he’d lose, but still, Oikawa knew he should say no, for the sake of camaraderie if nothing else. But somewhere between philanthropy and feline smiles he’d gotten reckless. He tipped forward and felt the corners of his mouth curl, an imitation of the Cheshire grin reflected back at him from the other side of the table.

    “Come on then, Tetsu-chan. Give us a line that doesn’t make us all want to plug our ears.”

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    Oikawa thinks dirty talk is tacky. Kuroo proves him wrong.

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    09 Oct 2022