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Clark looked down at himself, as if just noticing that he was glowing, and smiled sheepishly, "Oh gee, sorry, I was hoping I could sneak in without waking you up,"
Lois took him in fully, which was hard given that the light emanating from his body obscured his face, "I don't think that would've been possible, I sleep too light,"
His smile widened, and Lois could've sworn he got brighter. She shook her head, "Please tell me what happened to you—do you have a Kryptonian head cold or something?"
"Oh, no I'm not sick, just got a little too much sun,"
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Five time Lois was reminded Clark is an alien (and one time Clark fell in love with her all over again)
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Get Yours Now! by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
20 Sep 2025
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It was an impressive collection, one that put into scope just how much merch had been created around Superman in the three years since his debut. The merchandise ranged from run of the mill action figures and plushies to novelty items like alarm clocks and table lamps. Wherever it existed, official or not, Lex had it.
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Lex collects every piece of Superman merch possible, but still wants more.
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- Part 1 of Clex Fics
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I can see it, I think by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
03 Sep 2025
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The Polybolts try and fail to hide their new relationship, while reflecting on what life was like before.
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- Part 6 of Thunderbolts Fics
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The 'Interview' by cautious_soup
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Superman (Movie 2025), DCU
22 Jul 2025
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Clark Kent is due to interview Bruce Wayne. Bruce plays along, with the intent of getting Clark in a bed as soon as possible.
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The one where they get turned into animals by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
04 Jul 2025
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At a meet and greet, an overexcited kid turns most of the Thunderbolts team into animals. Val sees this as a great opportunity for PR, and Bucky grumbles through the whole ordeal.
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- Part 5 of Thunderbolts Fics
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All Together Now by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
06 Jun 2025
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No. 1: Ava pushes herself too far and launches herself into an episode of pain. Luckily, she has three people who really wanna eat her out.
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- Part 4 of Thunderbolts Fics
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John saw this coming a mile away and walked right into it by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Jun 2025
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John just wanted to make dinner, but his resolve slowly unravels.
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- Part 3 of Thunderbolts Fics
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If Two's a Crowd by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
03 Jun 2025
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Various vignettes from Yelena, Bob, Ava and John's relationship. Just fluff, that's it.
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- Part 2 of Thunderbolts Fics
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You live a comfortable life as the daughter of parents who own a successful company. The man to whom that success is owed has dark intentions for you.
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- Part 4 of JJK Unhinged
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What was he cooking? by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
19 May 2025
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What starts as Bob giving Yelena a sandwich to go becomes a silent rivalry between him and John on who gets to cook for the team. This escalates more than anyone was expecting.
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- Part 1 of Thunderbolts Fics
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I used to think I didn't have room for anything else in my heart but Nasha. Well, it wasn't really me thinkin' that just...other me's.
But now? I got room for one more, just a little. But not cause I'm in love with him or anything, or even cause I like him, cause I don't—never have.
At first, just seein' his face twist up into that pathetic looking grimace whenever Nasha and I fucked was enough; it should've stayed that way.
But I'm a greedy bastard I guess.
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Five times 17 and 18 fuck around and one time they figure it out.
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SEQUEL TO 'YOU CAN'T MAKE ME' READ THAT FIRST
The continuation of your relationship with Satoru after the events of the first story. More context in Author's Note.
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- Part 3 of JJK Unhinged
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After a prank goes wrong, Satoru loses his scholarship, and blames you.
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- Part 2 of JJK Unhinged
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Suguru Geto finds himself unwillingly fixated on you. Infuriated by being preoccupied with such a weakling, he sets out to make you suffer.
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- Part 1 of JJK Unhinged
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Bruce fucks the shit out of his stalker by cautious_soup
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022)
08 Feb 2025
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Bruce grit his teeth, pulling the other man from the wall and throwing him to the ground. His heart felt like it was about to explode.
The Riddler coughed, groping the wall and trying to stand, but Bruce was picking him back up.
“What do you want?” He hissed.
Laughter.
Bruce growled and asked again, “What do you want?”
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Frankie and Art are best friends.
Frankie is straight, and Art is gay.
They do not talk about this, until they do.
The obvious happens.
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- Part 7 of IVU
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Katsuki hates Shouto, who likes Izuku, who likes Katsuki by cautious_soup
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
18 Jan 2025
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Katsuki hates his job at his mother's fading fashion company, and he hates her stupid right hand man Todoroki more. When a nerdy intern catches Todoroki's eye, Katsuki plans to use him as a way to get under Todoroki's skin.
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Sunflower Oil gets Cybertronians high, who knew? by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
13 Nov 2024
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“Hooh,” Noah swallowed a breath, “Just—what if the fuckin uh, the” he snapped his fingers, “The sunflower oil, what if that was like, THC for you bots or somethin’, that’d be hilarious,” Noah said, collapsing into another fit of laughter.
Mirage held the ball of giggles in his arms, but looked over to the jug of sunflower oil on the work bench.
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- Part 3 of MiraNoah Fics
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Mirage really doesn't like being 2 million years old by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
07 Nov 2024
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“Hmm, one-fifty?” Noah tried.
Mirage’s optics began to wander, “No uh, higher,”
Noah pursed his lips, “Five hundred?”
Mirage shook his helm, “Higher still babe,”
“Damn uh, a thousand?”
He was nodding for some reason, “Yeah, no, more like...two,”
Noah shrugged, “Ok yeah that was clo-“
“Million.”
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“…”
“TWO MILLION!?”
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- Part 2 of MiraNoah Fics
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Sometimes Mirage's dreams come out as projections by cautious_soup
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
30 Oct 2024
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Mirage hummed, “It was, but you interrupted me,” he chuckled, bringing his servos up to cage Noah between himself and the workbench, “I thought I was still asleep for a second. You sound exactly how I dreamed you would. So needy,”
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- Part 1 of MiraNoah Fics