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    Clark looked down at himself, as if just noticing that he was glowing, and smiled sheepishly, "Oh gee, sorry, I was hoping I could sneak in without waking you up,"

    Lois took him in fully, which was hard given that the light emanating from his body obscured his face, "I don't think that would've been possible, I sleep too light,"

    His smile widened, and Lois could've sworn he got brighter. She shook her head, "Please tell me what happened to you—do you have a Kryptonian head cold or something?"

    "Oh, no I'm not sick, just got a little too much sun,"

    OR

    Five time Lois was reminded Clark is an alien (and one time Clark fell in love with her all over again)

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    935
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    It was an impressive collection, one that put into scope just how much merch had been created around Superman in the three years since his debut. The merchandise ranged from run of the mill action figures and plushies to novelty items like alarm clocks and table lamps. Wherever it existed, official or not, Lex had it.

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    Lex collects every piece of Superman merch possible, but still wants more.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,358
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,849
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    The Polybolts try and fail to hide their new relationship, while reflecting on what life was like before.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,841
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    262
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    Clark Kent is due to interview Bruce Wayne. Bruce plays along, with the intent of getting Clark in a bed as soon as possible.

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    English
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    3,068
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    1,108
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    11,064
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    At a meet and greet, an overexcited kid turns most of the Thunderbolts team into animals. Val sees this as a great opportunity for PR, and Bucky grumbles through the whole ordeal.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    494
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    No. 1: Ava pushes herself too far and launches herself into an episode of pain. Luckily, she has three people who really wanna eat her out.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,892
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2,393
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    John just wanted to make dinner, but his resolve slowly unravels.

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    English
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    2,949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    161
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2,297
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    Various vignettes from Yelena, Bob, Ava and John's relationship. Just fluff, that's it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,486
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    746
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    You live a comfortable life as the daughter of parents who own a successful company. The man to whom that success is owed has dark intentions for you.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,267
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2,020
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    What starts as Bob giving Yelena a sandwich to go becomes a silent rivalry between him and John on who gets to cook for the team. This escalates more than anyone was expecting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,054
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1,018
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    I used to think I didn't have room for anything else in my heart but Nasha. Well, it wasn't really me thinkin' that just...other me's.

    But now? I got room for one more, just a little. But not cause I'm in love with him or anything, or even cause I like him, cause I don't—never have.

    At first, just seein' his face twist up into that pathetic looking grimace whenever Nasha and I fucked was enough; it should've stayed that way.

    But I'm a greedy bastard I guess.

    OR

    Five times 17 and 18 fuck around and one time they figure it out.

    Language:
    English
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    4,746
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    168
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    1,288
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    SEQUEL TO 'YOU CAN'T MAKE ME' READ THAT FIRST

    The continuation of your relationship with Satoru after the events of the first story. More context in Author's Note.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,530
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    979
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    After a prank goes wrong, Satoru loses his scholarship, and blames you.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,341
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    245
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    6,808
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    Suguru Geto finds himself unwillingly fixated on you. Infuriated by being preoccupied with such a weakling, he sets out to make you suffer.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,538
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    3,434
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    Bruce grit his teeth, pulling the other man from the wall and throwing him to the ground. His heart felt like it was about to explode.

    The Riddler coughed, groping the wall and trying to stand, but Bruce was picking him back up.

    “What do you want?” He hissed.

    Laughter.

    Bruce growled and asked again, “What do you want?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,985
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    216
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,485
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    Summary

    Frankie and Art are best friends.

    Frankie is straight, and Art is gay.

    They do not talk about this, until they do.

    The obvious happens.

    Series
    • Part 7 of IVU
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,625
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    655
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    Katsuki hates his job at his mother's fading fashion company, and he hates her stupid right hand man Todoroki more. When a nerdy intern catches Todoroki's eye, Katsuki plans to use him as a way to get under Todoroki's skin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,441
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    178
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    “Hooh,” Noah swallowed a breath, “Just—what if the fuckin uh, the” he snapped his fingers, “The sunflower oil, what if that was like, THC for you bots or somethin’, that’d be hilarious,” Noah said, collapsing into another fit of laughter.

    Mirage held the ball of giggles in his arms, but looked over to the jug of sunflower oil on the work bench.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,938
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    342
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    3,862
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    “Hmm, one-fifty?” Noah tried.

    Mirage’s optics began to wander, “No uh, higher,”

    Noah pursed his lips, “Five hundred?”

    Mirage shook his helm, “Higher still babe,”

    “Damn uh, a thousand?”

    He was nodding for some reason, “Yeah, no, more like...two,”

    Noah shrugged, “Ok yeah that was clo-“

    “Million.”

    “…”

    “…”

    “TWO MILLION!?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    414
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    3,057
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    Mirage hummed, “It was, but you interrupted me,” he chuckled, bringing his servos up to cage Noah between himself and the workbench, “I thought I was still asleep for a second. You sound exactly how I dreamed you would. So needy,”

    Or: Title

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,977
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    280
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,317

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