11 Bookmarks by cherryboomb
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When Blitz reunited with M&M after Loona’s appointment for her hellbies shot, he was told Stolas lost his eyes. But there’s no way, right?
Until Blitz meets with Stolas on their next Full Moon, and all illusions shatter.- Language:
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Bookmarked by cherryboomb
16 Feb 2025
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This series is a collection of fics showing Stolas's life after joining I.M.P. as their official secretary. Follow along as Stolas and Blitzø grow closer together while learning about themselves and each other in the process. While the stories are not necessarily a continuation, they will be loosely connected as they all contribute in some way to a larger plot.
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04 Feb 2025
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Teaching Stolas how to adjust is…interesting to say the least. Last week, Stolas was absolutely enamored with the idea of going grocery shopping for some reason that is unknown to Blitz; going grocery shopping isn’t actually fun, people can be total fucking animals in that place for some reason. They ended up being in that store for five fucking hours. Stolas was in complete awe of everything that was in there, constantly stopping to admire different items in different aisle. Blitz ended up having to hold onto his hand to keep him moving around the store after he caught Stolas admiring a can of soup. Who the hell admires soup?
or Stolas has his entire life upended and the only person he can turn to is Blitz. They're just friends. They both want more.
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- Part 1 of burnt soup universe
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- English
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- 21,687
- Chapters:
- 7/7
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03 Jul 2024
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Blitz’s mouth goes completely dry. “Yeah…great. Hey, speaking of spreadsheets, we could go into my office and I could spread your cheeks and do that thing were I-”
“We are at work,” Stolas says, cutting him off, “And we agreed to keep things professional. Flirting with your bookkeeper is not professional.”
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27 Jun 2024
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More Riches Than You Can Shake A Stick At by JaneSane
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Sep 2022
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Blackbeard has more riches than you can shake a fucken stick at - but where are they?
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“It’s aw… awe-inspiring. Gory - gorgeous.”
“When I’m dead, all of this is yours.”
“Gosh. What are you expecting to die of - tetanus?” Stede looked around the cavern at the piles of rusting swords, blasted figureheads and general seafaring detritus. “So, these are your riches?”
Ed laughed and the sound echoed around the semi-cavern, semi-room. “Nah, this is a pile of shit. Meant to discourage anyone who gets this far and distract them from the real shit further in. Pretty fucken piratey though.”
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02 Jan 2024
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A Scientifick Treatise on the Optimal Husbandry of Pyrates by JaneSane
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
17 Aug 2022
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My exciting life at sea has granted me the gift of much time in the company of deadly and thrilling Pyrates, including an intimate acquaintance with the infamous (but misunderstood) Blackbeard. Having developed many insights into Pyrate temperament, their habits and preferences I wished to share this knowledge with the layperson who has the good fortune to befriend, and perhaps be loved by, a Pyrate.
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31 Dec 2023
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Not to discover weakness, is the Artifice of strength by No_Illusions
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
29 Dec 2023
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Two men stood by the rails, knives against Alma’s and Louis’ necks. Between them was – well, Mary was sure he had to be the captain, dressed in a rich red and gold coat, gun and sword in hand and menacing grin on face.
“Give us Blackbeard, and we don’t slit their throats.”
Which was – which was going to be a problem, Mary thought hysterically, because what the actual fuck. Where did this madman think they were going to find Blackbeard aboard Stede’s ship?
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belated whumptober 2023 fill: prompt #28: sacrifice; alt prompt #7: examination; prompt #26: “you look awful.”Series
- Part 12 of Whumptober 2023
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30 Dec 2023
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a motorcycle au 🏍️💐// Part 1 of 3 (?)
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Stede Bonnet is a divorced dad who works as a master gardener for a sunny seaside town's parks department. Edward “Blackbeard” Teach is a notorious ex-bounty hunter and motorcycle club leader who hangs out at Jackie's Bar every weekend.
They're both in desperate need of a change.
They find each other.
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The inane adventures of two strangers to friends to lovers as they learn about life, the open road, emotional vulnerability, and each other. Featuring lots of knowing smiles, relationship building, sunny beaches, emotional fist fights, and fun summer barbeques.
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- Part 1 of Can I Believe You?
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- English
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- 279,404
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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18 Dec 2023
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It's the first night in their new home, and Ed can't stop crying.
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Because change is terrifying, but it doesn't mean it's for the worse. A glimpse at a heart rebuilding.Bookmarked by cherryboomb
27 Oct 2023
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It’s so unfair, is the thing. So horribly cruel. So downright fucking tragic that this—this, of all bloody things—is the way he’d go.
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Ed faces a terrible foe. Stede comes to his rescue. (Set sometime after S2; very, very mild spoilers for a few lines of dialogue from S2E4.)
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13 Oct 2023
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Ed loves Stede's kids. Their kids. But he also really loved that they lived full time with Mary and Doug, so he and his husband could basically do whatever the fuck they wanted whenever the fuck they wanted. Which normally meant fucking whenever the fuck they wanted. But Mary has received an incredible art opportunity in Paris for the next year, and she's taking Doug with her. So Alma and Louis, now 16 and 12, will be moving in with Ed and Stede. What could go wrong?!
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08 Oct 2023