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Leave it to stew by chiridotalaevis for ahappyphil
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
09 Jan 2021
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They weren’t, you know, hiding that Dan was here, but perhaps Kath didn’t need to see slightly slobbery faces (don’t judge, Phil is just a very enthusiastic kisser), Dan’s bright red cheeks and Phil’s slightly untucked pants. They just were not exactly Kath presentable at this moment.
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I like you in my clothes by chiridotalaevis for calvinahobbes
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Dec 2020
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“No, Phil, you’re serious? You’re turned on by emojis? We might need a divorce.”
Despite his indignation, Dan moved over onto his knees and scooted along the couch to climb onto Phil’s lap.
“I just like how they look on you” Phil wrapped his arms around Dan’s back and was nestling into Dan’s neck, leaving soft kisses at his nape.
“They look awful! They are way too short on me, babe!”
“Exactly.”
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Dog Intuition by chiridotalaevis for Lizzyboo
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
17 Sep 2020
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Dan likes dogs. He really does. They are cute and fluffy and loyal and fun, all the good things that can fill the void in his dark and gloomy soul. And he really does love his parents’ dog Colin. He’s just not exactly thrilled by said dog suddenly being his responsibility and on such short notice.
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Sunshine and daisies by chiridotalaevis for vvelna
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
03 Jun 2020
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Phil goes for a walk.
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Even though both Dan and Phil spent most of their time indoors, being forced to stay inside during self isolation has started getting to them both.
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"And you, Bonnet," Izzy shouted, "you have the fucking gall to tolerate their disobedience as if this ship will just magically run itself! And you have the godforsaken nerve to tell me off for keeping us all afloat, you fucker, you bastard, you goddamn–"
Izzy deflated, like a balloon which had run out of air. His eyes flickered to Ed, something like panic flashing across his face, before he turned back to Stede. Surprisingly, the panic did not lessen.
Stede, arms folded, simply raised an eyebrow. In his best stern voice, the one he'd used whenever Alma was being particularly stubborn, he addressed Izzy.
"Are you done?"
In which Stede accidentally soft-doms Izzy; Edward solves his identity crisis; Izzy gets valued and panics about it; Stede invents aftercare; Ed learns to talk about things and Izzy experiences A Positive EmotionTM.
Meanwhile, the crew only cares about workshops.
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18 Oct 2025
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Stede spreads his hands in front of him, and Louis and Alma both grin up at him. “Do you remember the stories I used to tell you about those fearsome pirates who lived out at sea? And, remember how I told you I went on adventures with Blackbeard? Well—”
“Mom already told us you married Blackbeard,” Alma cuts him off, taking— Well, taking the wind right out of his sails, as it were.
“Alma,” Mary hisses at her. “Don’t interrupt y—”
“No, no, that’s fine, it’s— It’s fine, really,” Stede says. “I was— I was, admittedly, a little excited to tell you, but— That’s fine, honestly, we—”
“No, no, do it anyway,” Mary encourages him.
or: louis, alma, mary, and doug spend four days and three nights aboard the revenge, stede's families become one, and his entire heart combusts in the process.Series
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04 Aug 2022
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Harry has a ferret and a whole lot of tattoos. Unfortunately, it's only one of these things Draco approves of.
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02 Jan 2021
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Sleepy mornings caught while the sun rises are reserved for silly word games and soft touches and feelings.
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25 Dec 2020
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Fist and Foremost by makemadej (santamonicayachtclub)
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
12 Aug 2019
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Becoming boyfriends is surprisingly simple, but learning to communicate like boyfriends is kind of a struggle. Also, Ryan really wants Shane’s fist in him and is determined not to mention it.
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30 Aug 2020