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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Before he could fully process the interaction, or even ask what the hell was that about, large, warm hands wrapped around his middle. Ah. He almost forgot his husband was with him in the shock and confusion.

    Robert grunted as Phen tucked his face into the side of his neck and fisted his palms in the plush dark blue sweater under them, suddenly very clingy.

    “What’s with all these people today?” Robert reached up behind him and ran his fingers through the curls on Phen’s nape.

    “You’re just too beautiful, my husband.”

    “Beautiful?” His face heated up, feeling all too aware of their PDA.

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    Married Phenomamech vacay to Urgot-52dc to visit the in-laws. Hijinks ensue. Mostly just appreciating Robert’s beauty…. If that was not obvious 😭

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    08 Nov 2025

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    alternately, the transmigration of one angry Jiang Cheng into an unnecessary fusion of two AUs.

    When Jiang Cheng agreed to translate for a writer friend's book, he did not expect to slip on ice, die, and get transmigrated into the very book as the most loathed--more loathed than the actual main villains--secondary villain, Jiang Wanyin, who is maybe the author's favorite plot device.

    Need a main voice for the main character's opposition party? Get Jiang Wanyin!
    Need a punching bag to make the male lead look cool? There's Jiang Wanyin!
    Need a third party to a love triangle? Use Jiang Wanyin!

    Jiang Wanyin, this. Jiang Wanyin, that.

    "Get my dog. I'm leaving."

    But let it be known that in the usual transmigration fashion, the transmigrated person can't and will never escape being the actual main character to his own story.

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    [notes: chapters 1-3 are combined into one chapter, hence the change in the number of chapters. edits have been made, too, and there are some minor detail changes.]

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    04 Nov 2025

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    Dennis couldn't remember the last time he had been present in a space that wasn't cleaned of him. It might have had something to do with a more conservative upbringing, or the plethora of children inhabiting a house built for Christian magazines. White walls, white counters, white tile. If he'd stayed, he'd be wearing his white shirts, an outward manifestation of the clean body underneath.

    Otherwise known as Dennis's religious trauma, leading to him living as a Beta. He becomes obsessed with Robby and Jack because their scents can get through his thoroughly abused nose and set his hormones ablaze. Of course, he knows both men are probably already mated and pupped up, so he tries to ignore it. Unless.

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    30 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 40

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    Robby and Dennis have been dating for six months now, but lately Dennis has been hiding something.

    When Dennis got a call that his parents were sick, he didn't know how to react. Hell, he was disowned years ago. Only Santos knows that his parents are sick but then they die and Dennis has to tell Robby.

    Basically, were going to Nebraska and have to deal with dennis' homophobic, religious family who hate dennis and his whole being! Robby is emotional support and dennis has trauma he has never explained! Theres a love confession folks.

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    30 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 14

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    Turns out High General and Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi is just like clone trooper CC-2224.
    It almost feels like treason to make such a comparison, but it appears to be the truth. Cody has always struggled with privacy and intimacy in a way most of his brothers didn’t, constantly stopped in his tracks by the nagging thought that he’s crossing some invisible line.

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    “As I was saying before,” Cody continues, jaw clenched and molars grinding against one another, “the General seems uneasy with too much familiarity, and if he prefers to keep his distance, we should all try to respect his wishes. It’s the least we can offer him after all he has done — and is doing — for us.”

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    In which Cody and Obi-Wan are both sad idiots in love with each other.

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    27 Oct 2025