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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    “He looks so happy,” Jackie said, joining him at the railing. She rested her head against his shoulder, wrapped an arm around his waist. “It’s really nice to see.”

    “Yeah, it really is,” Hayden said. He sighed heavily. “Fuck. I’m gonna have to start liking Ilya Rozanov, aren’t I?”

    Jackie giggled, rubbing his back in a placating manner. “I’m afraid so, babe.”

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    5 times Hayden started understanding Shane and Ilya's relationship, and the 1 time he finally told Shane he did.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    "Twenty years ago, this was all I ever wanted." He says, struggling to keep his voice steady.
    Mary turns away from him to face the window again.
    "'If I didn't have music, I'd die.'" She says, firmly.

    (or— franklin shepard, inc. figures it out.)

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    It’s 2010 when Mikey realizes he’s in love with Pete, and he’s five years too late.

    It doesn’t happen all at once, god no. Mikey could deal with it if that were the case. It’s gradual, like the sun setting over the horizon.

    Or, five years after the summer of 2005, Mikey is really not okay.

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    29 Nov 2025