12 Works by cleverclogs

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    Ed and Stede had been close friends for ages. Ed had been head over heels in love with him for the same amount of time. Stede using a dating app could be a blessing or a curse, but Ed had to take that chance.

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    209
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    “Time seemed to slow for a moment as Stede's lips touched his hand, kissing it like the dorky gentleman he was.

    Ed was delighted and perplexed. Date! It's a date! a voice was cheering in his head.

    Stede's serene expression shifted however, his eyebrows furrowing in confusion.”

    Ed invites his fellow transmasculine friend Stede over to watch a movie for what he hopes is a date. All that gets derailed because Ed wisely decided to wank beforehand to calm his nerves.

    This is fluffy t4t pwp.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    Tattoo and flower shop AUs are so cute, right? Neighbours and in love?


    Well, what if they had a really messy break-up?


    A brief exploration of heartbreak.

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    3,296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,295
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    Summary

    Really wanted to write an alternate ending to my fanfiction I Wish I'd Been Born As Your Heart


    Please read the main fanfiction first, you can find it through that link or through the series.


    This is what would have happened eventually, if they'd never gone to the gala.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    636
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
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    115
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    792
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    Summary

    Ed was in love with his best friend Stede. The feeling was not mutual.

    Series
    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    288
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    2,886
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    His ex-wife becoming an art forger turned out to only be the beginning of Stede's troubles. Could this handsome burglar be the solution?


    An OFMD retelling of "How to Steal a Million" featuring Audrey Hepburn. (No prior viewing necessary.)

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    English
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    Comments:
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    230
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    29
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    2,024
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    A high school AU inspired by Teenage Dirtbag.


    But he doesn't know who I am
    And he doesn't give a damn about me


    'Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
    Yeah, I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby
    Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
    Oo-o-o-oo-o-oh

    Language:
    English
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    2,170
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    946
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    When Ed starts living the same miserable day over and over, his coping mechanisms range from unhealthy to even more unhealthy. Is falling in love going to be his biggest challenge yet?

    Language:
    English
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    17,376
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    68
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    2,324
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    Stede, freshly divorced, opens up a flower shop and is the happiest he's ever been. A pleasant, unfamiliar feeling blooms when a new customer gets his attention.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    58
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    592
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    3,341
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    Stede was glad Ed didn't have a head of smoke and a rather handsome face instead, which was likely not something a pirate wanted to hear, so he kept it to himself. There were some rumours about Blackbeard however, that turned out to be more truth than fiction.

    What if Ed was a vampire?

    Language:
    English
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    9,698
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    363
    Bookmarks:
    45
    Hits:
    3,231
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    On a few nights, Stede would read to Ed from his collection of favoured books. Stede would, without fail, became enraptured in his voice acting and Ed, though he would not admit it to anyone, became increasingly enraptured in... Stede.


    A poem recital.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    594
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    Ed laid down at the very edge of the bed, sharing a look with Stede that felt like forever and far too brief at the same time, drunk on brandy and something he couldn't name, before drifting to sleep. That first night, Stede had awoken from a loud thud. Not thunder, not storm, but Ed, who had remained so close to the edge that he had fallen onto the hard ground in his sleep.

     

     

    Or, co-captains share the bed and Ed has a wet dream.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    518
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    5,232

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