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Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/Brown_Eyed_Girl 👀
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As always with these old Reddit posts, take with a pinch of salt. Could always have been edited, might have nothing to do with Hollanov. Food for thought, though. 🤷Alternatively: a Reddit post from ten years ago sparks the beginning of the long-awaited timeline reveal.
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Damsel in Distress by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Dec 2025
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At the end of seventh year, Simon Snow catches Baz in the woods with Agatha and can't stop himself from tackling him to the ground.
Unfortunately, the Humdrum chose that exact moment to pull Simon away from Watford and into a dead wood. Doubly unfortunately, the Humdrum decides its better to keep Simon in a tower where he can't cast any magic. And just to top off an amazingly shitty cake, Baz has been dragged along with him.
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21 Aug 2026
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“Would a more kinaesthetic approach suffice, then?”
“A-are you suggesting grabbing my arse?”
“I’m suggesting, that since this seems to be a topic of great interest to you, Snow, I can charitably offer you a lesson in the basics.”
Snow unleashes an agitated groan. Merlin, I don’t know how the boy can manage to keep up such a froth for so long. (Though I’ve somehow managed to keep up an erection for this long, so I’m not one to speak on the matter of indecorous stamina.)
“You’ve never offered to tutor me in anything before!” he yammers.
“Precisely.” I curl my lip at him. “So don’t expect me to ever be so generous with my offers of elucidation ever again.”
Baz gets caught with a dildo up his arse, which results in an awkward conversation about the benefits of anal stimulation.
Simon is admittedly curious, and, well, so long as it's something straight blokes can enjoy too, there's no reason not to let Baz show him the ropes...right?- Language:
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20 Aug 2026
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just trying to be. by anarchyat4am
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Oct 2023
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“I didn’t tell him anything, I swear, but maybe he—”
“Oh, yeah, no,” I say quickly, “It’s okay. He already knew about the—” I clumsily wave a hand in the air instead of saying the words. “I actually told him a few days after me and you talked about it.”
Penny tilts her head at me in a way that lets me know that she has questions, but I don’t think I’ll have answers for any of them.
“I don’t want to talk about this,” I say. Especially not at breakfast. Jesus fuck. I keep eating mechanically and try to think about anything else. Unfortunately, all my brain can come up with is Baz. I find him across the hall and he turns around to sneer at me the second my eyes land on him. I almost sigh in relief.*
Simon, having recently started to recover from an eating disorder, decides to share this fact with his roommate Baz. Neither really expect much to change, but of course, they're both slightly ridiculous and very in love, so everything changes.
Set at an unspecified time in their eighth year, so they're approximately 18, but the events of Carry On didn't happen.
(ED and MH content is relatively mild and non-graphic. I've elaborated on ED stuff in notes.)
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This spell is exactly what I need for Baz to tell me what he’s up to. I just need to wait for him to get back from his evening rat hunting/plotting activities.
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