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Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/Brown_Eyed_Girl 👀
💬 101 🔁 4.1k ❤️ 2.2k↳ Hollanov Watcher @Hollanov_Watcher
As always with these old Reddit posts, take with a pinch of salt. Could always have been edited, might have nothing to do with Hollanov. Food for thought, though. 🤷Alternatively: a Reddit post from ten years ago sparks the beginning of the long-awaited timeline reveal.
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- Part 5 of it really is them damn phones
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19 Sep 2026
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Damsel in Distress by SomebodyUnimportant
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
06 Dec 2025
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At the end of seventh year, Simon Snow catches Baz in the woods with Agatha and can't stop himself from tackling him to the ground.
Unfortunately, the Humdrum chose that exact moment to pull Simon away from Watford and into a dead wood. Doubly unfortunately, the Humdrum decides its better to keep Simon in a tower where he can't cast any magic. And just to top off an amazingly shitty cake, Baz has been dragged along with him.
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21 Aug 2026
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“Would a more kinaesthetic approach suffice, then?”
“A-are you suggesting grabbing my arse?”
“I’m suggesting, that since this seems to be a topic of great interest to you, Snow, I can charitably offer you a lesson in the basics.”
Snow unleashes an agitated groan. Merlin, I don’t know how the boy can manage to keep up such a froth for so long. (Though I’ve somehow managed to keep up an erection for this long, so I’m not one to speak on the matter of indecorous stamina.)
“You’ve never offered to tutor me in anything before!” he yammers.
“Precisely.” I curl my lip at him. “So don’t expect me to ever be so generous with my offers of elucidation ever again.”
Baz gets caught with a dildo up his arse, which results in an awkward conversation about the benefits of anal stimulation.
Simon is admittedly curious, and, well, so long as it's something straight blokes can enjoy too, there's no reason not to let Baz show him the ropes...right?- Language:
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20 Aug 2026
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just trying to be. by anarchyat4am
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
20 Oct 2023
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“I didn’t tell him anything, I swear, but maybe he—”
“Oh, yeah, no,” I say quickly, “It’s okay. He already knew about the—” I clumsily wave a hand in the air instead of saying the words. “I actually told him a few days after me and you talked about it.”
Penny tilts her head at me in a way that lets me know that she has questions, but I don’t think I’ll have answers for any of them.
“I don’t want to talk about this,” I say. Especially not at breakfast. Jesus fuck. I keep eating mechanically and try to think about anything else. Unfortunately, all my brain can come up with is Baz. I find him across the hall and he turns around to sneer at me the second my eyes land on him. I almost sigh in relief.*
Simon, having recently started to recover from an eating disorder, decides to share this fact with his roommate Baz. Neither really expect much to change, but of course, they're both slightly ridiculous and very in love, so everything changes.
Set at an unspecified time in their eighth year, so they're approximately 18, but the events of Carry On didn't happen.
(ED and MH content is relatively mild and non-graphic. I've elaborated on ED stuff in notes.)
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19 Aug 2026
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This spell is exactly what I need for Baz to tell me what he’s up to. I just need to wait for him to get back from his evening rat hunting/plotting activities.
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18 Aug 2026
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Simon, Baz and Philippa all walk into detention together, but only Simon and Baz walk out alive. It turns out that Philippa’s death was no accident and Simon and Baz become the main suspects in the case.
Things get even stranger when the other students all suddenly lose their spellcasting abilities. Could these two seemingly separate events somehow be related?
Begrudgingly, Simon and Baz put aside their differences and work together in the interest of clearing their names, getting everyone's magic back, and serving justice for Philippa.
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18 Aug 2026
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Are you… stress baking? by anarchyat4am
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
30 Jun 2024
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Baz sighs and squeezes his eyes shut. “I was just trying to help.”
“But why?”
“Because I care about you,” he grits out, like he’s tired from holding the words back. He uncrosses his legs and lets his feet land on the floor with a dull thud. “I just… wanted to help.” He looks utterly defeated, but I still don’t understand why. What the hell is so terrible about… What? Caring about my grades?
I take a breath but he interrupts before I say another word.
“If you ask me why one more time, I’m going to set myself on fire.”
I scoff. “Surely that’s a bit dramatic.”
He laughs, but it sounds flat and a bit broken. “No, it’s really not.”When Baz is the first to figure out that Simon has trouble reading—in their eighth fucking year at Watford—he decides to do something about it.
Featuring: a new study regime; Baz being bad at feelings; Simon being only slightly less bad at feelings; Mordelia Grimm being a loveable little weirdo and also a badass; Baz's emotional support scones; Penny, Agatha, Dev and Niall being the worst (read: best) friends, and a perfectly imperfect—if unconventional—love confession.
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09 Aug 2026
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The Nightmare Before Kissmas 2: No Nightmare, No Kissmas (Maybe One Nightmare) (Maybe One Kissmas? 👀) by something_dog for lifeasafail
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Jan 2025
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Baz Pitch has been missing for. So long. (Simon hasn't even kept track.) (Yes he has.) (It's been 29 days.) Anyways. Baz is clearly up to something. And Simon's got to put a stop to it. Even if that means ditching school and finding Baz himself.
Turns out, finding Baz isn't the hard part. Turns out, the hard part is everything that comes after.
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09 Aug 2026
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Pull Yourself Together by Blackberry_Summer for RimesWithPurple
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Jun 2025
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Simon is working on housekeeping magic for his eighth year spell, and things predictably go awry. He accidentally combines his bed and Baz’s into one, and they can’t ask for an extra bed for Reasons. Alas, no one wants to sleep on the floor, so it seems as though they have no option but to bunk up.
That’s when they discover Simon’s spell doesn't only affect the furniture :P
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03 Aug 2026
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What's in a name? by Porcelainduck
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Aug 2025
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When homework is set that asks students to cast a spell that makes objects smell romantically pleasing, Simon (unbeknownst to himself) finds that the spell smells an awful lot like Baz.
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03 Aug 2026
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When Simon accidentally casts "I'm rubber, you're glue," both he and Baz lose the ability to interact with the world in any kind of effective way. Until they find a reversal, the only option is for the two halves of the spell to cancel out, which only works when they're touching.
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- Part 26 of Musically's COC 2025
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02 Aug 2026
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You Don’t Have to Read My Mind by Soferet_Autistit
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Apr 2026
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What if Baz was rescued from the numpties and got back to Watford after 4 weeks instead of 8? What if Natasha and Lucy Visited Baz and Simon together? What if Baz figured out that the Mage is Simon's father? What if Baz figured out that Simon is AuDHD?
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- Part 8 of Neurodivergent Moments
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02 Aug 2026
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Oh, Have You Seen the Fairies Dance? by Aristocratic_Otter, KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
28 May 2022
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Simon's got a message to pass on to Baz, but Baz won't listen. So Simon follows Baz into the woods, where they accidentally run into a faerie fertility rite in progress and get more involved than they wanted to....
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31 Jul 2026
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In which Baz finds he rather likes having Simon walk in on him 'taking care of himself' and starts redirecting his plotting towards making it happen again.
(Formerly: 5 Times Simon Walked In On Baz Wanking and 1 Time He Told Him To, literally nothing else has changed, this is the exact same fic. It just needed a title that wasn't shite. Also it ended up only vaguely a 5+1 so...)
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30 Jul 2026
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The truth about love by shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandoms: Simon Snow & Related Fandoms, Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Aug 2020
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Snow is about to go off, his magic is leaking out of him and I start to wonder if this was a mistake. I just wanted to tease him; I didn’t think he was going to get so mad over this. What the hell happened with Wellbelove?
“Snow, calm down or you’re going to go off.”
“Don’t fucking tell me to calm down!” he shouts, “I want to know if you’re in love with her.”Simon goes off and accidentally binds them together - 8th year Watford canon divergence.
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- Part 1 of The truth about love
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29 Jul 2026
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The truth about love by shushu_yaoi_lj
Fandom Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
30 Aug 2020
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29 Jul 2026
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Fuck the Wavering Wood by aralias for SHARKMARTINI, KrisRix
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Aug 2020
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The Humdrum never sends the same thing twice. This time, he sends sex pollen.
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28 Jul 2026
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“Truth spell,” Merlin said. “The sorcerer from earlier, the one in the woods. The dust he threw over us.”
“You should go tell the others,” Arthur said.
“I can’t.”
“Why not?”
“I’m under the spell too.”
Arthur raised an eyebrow. “And you’re in the habit of lying?”
“Yes,” Merlin said helplessly.
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06 Jul 2026
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Goin’ to the Chapel by FlameHazel18
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 May 2026
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ILYA:
No one is allowed to question the bride on her wedding day!! You just do what I say!!TROY:
How is that different from literally every other day?Or: it's Hollanov wedding day!
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- Part 4 of the sum of its parts
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18 May 2026
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“You are baby.” He said matter of factly.
“I’m, what?” Hollander seemed offended and surprised all at once.
“I catch you touching yourself and now you can’t even look at me. Baby.” Ilya teased, not moving his eyes away from Hollander’s.
He watched a blush creep under Hollander’s freckles and thought about kissing them. He nearly broke eye contact just from that. He needed to stay focused.
“I’ve just been busy!” Hollander defended himself. He took a step back from Ilya. Ilya took a step forward. He stared at Hollander, making the doubt on his face clear.
Hollander’s whole body was fidgeting. Ilya loved how nervous he was making him. He could tell Hollander was close to breaking.
“Admit it. You are baby.”
“I’m not!”
“Then prove it,” Ilya growled, walking forward until Hollander’s back was up against the wall.
Or; The classic trope: Ilya accidentally walks in on Shane while they dorm together.
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17 May 2026