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    Fuck, it's a self-insert. You know the drill.

    If there was an entry in DER about me, or a webnovel detailing this screwed up beginning, it would probably sound something like…

    ‘Got dropped into the Sekwang disaster, gotta get sacrificed in an endless time loop and become forgotten indefinitely unless I’m incredibly lucky!’

    No, that sounded way too long. Fuck, just let me get out of this safe and sound, please and thank you.

    (or, Ireum-nimIreumIREUM-NIM I R E U M NIM Ireum-nim is everlasting. What world would not embrace their God?)

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    The small puffs of his breaths were ticklish against his skin. And it was hot. His forehead was hotter, like a heat pack against his jaw.

    "U-Um," Saheon's voice was a high warble, but he couldn't even bring himself to feel embarrassed over it. "Supervisor?"

    For him, this was akin to a near death experience. Soleum's face was way too close to his vulnerables. And he wouldn't put it above him to tear Saheon's throat out with his bare teeth!

    But Soleum did something far worse for Saheon's brain. He hummed and nosed into his neck. "Smell nice."

    What! The! Fuck!

    (self-explanatory LOL very minor part 1 spoilers; post-hell fare taxi curse, two gay idiots overthink for 6k+ words)

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    I had been rereading the first few chapters of This Bites! when an idea had hit me. 'What if...'
    I then shook my head, Self-Inserts and OCs weren't my cup of Tea. And generally, they weren't anyone's. This Bites! was just an exception.

    'Well,' I had thought, clicking the 'New Work' button and donning a challenging grin on my face. 'I was always a Tea enthusiast. All flavours are all welcome. Self-Insert into Self-Insert, here I come!'


    ("How are you feeling now-yoi?"

    And oh bloody hell. Enter the eccentric verbal tics. One Piece or This Bites! verse it is. 

    "Just peachy." I croaked before clearing my throat. "As amazing as I definitely do not look. And I would feel even better if you tell me I'm not in the Grand Line or, for the love of Tea, the New World."

    "The latter-yoi. You somehow managed to get into the waters of the New World and not drown." Fuck.)

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    He didn’t know how well he could school his expression in front of Dokja, who gazed at him with such attention and adoration that he seemed to be able to pick apart his thoughts from every twitch of his muscle.

    “I’m sorry, Hyung. I won’t do it again.”

    If Dokja looked at him now, perhaps he would see his helplessness.

    (or, Kim Dokja has very bad habits. Very bad, no good habits. And Secretive Plotter believes he’s a terrible failure of a caretaker/mentor/father/older brother/whatever the hell would make him happy.)

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    "What kind of sick habit do you have? Is it a joke?"

    "No-" Soleum started.

    Saheon made a dismissive gesture and cut him off, "Whatever-"

    "No." Soleum grabbed at his wrist. "Baek Saheon, I'm sorry."

    Saheon had to admit to himself that he'd fantasised moments like this. Soleum apologising. The terrifying, powerful, admittedly awe-inspiring Kim Soleum lowering his head to him. He had imagined making him grovel and beg for forgiveness, and Saheon would tower above him as he bowed and ducked his head in submission. He imagined the gratitude and happiness as he would forgive him, but not fully forgive him, for he would make sure to wring out every bit of use he could out of him.

    But of course, nothing about this was satisfying.

    (or, in part 3, Soleum insists on talking it out.)

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    [ 取るな ]
    toru na
    Luna had always lived by two straightforward tenets to validate her existence: 'be grateful' and 'be useful'.

    Born with a naturally 'weak' constitution, at the age of a handful of days, Tolluna Zoldyck deemed herself a 'failure' since birth. (She even failed to die.) Before she hits the double digits, she hopes to take that back at any cost.

    (or, the Zoldyck Family doesn't know what to think of their only daughter and her strange precocity, but her relentless determination to prove herself is definitely something admirable. If only she herself could see it.)

    SI/OC as the sixth child and youngest daughter of the infamous Zoldyck Family.
    SI/OC who bullshits the hell out of the Nen system.

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    “No.” Yoo Joonghyuk is the first to speak, but it doesn’t sound like Yoo Joonghyuk because the word is quiet and disbelieving. It’s a weak, desperate sound.

    The skies are silent.

    “This is bullshit.” Han Sooyoung finally burst out, her face contorted with rage. “If you show us all that- display it like it’s some sort of sick TV show- at least let us help before-” Her voice cracked.

    Their incorporeal shadows couldn’t even shift the dirt Kim Dokja’s blood was quickly oozing onto.

    “Before this stupid moron jumps!”

    [Hidden Scenario – Read It Again
    Category: Hidden
    Difficulty: ???
    Clear condition: Kim Dokja is trapped in his own memories. Enter the Domain of Memories when the time is right and soothe his trauma, rescuing him from irreversible despair.
    Time limit: ???
    Compensation: Kim Dokja’s return and trust.
    Failure: -- ]

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    “…The Prison Realm holds only one target.” Gojo Satoru mused to himself, unable to keep the tone of surprise from his voice. “Just who- no, what are you?”

    Spoiler alert: it’s a kid.

    Spoiler alert: it’s Satoru’s kid.

    (Nonsensical, short fix-it. ...But I'm always good at bullshitting logic into it.)

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    And they told her she was just a whisper close to being marred by that evil name- 'Lilith', as if the ichor they claim to run through their veins were not the very definition of sin.

    Young Saintess Donquixote Cassandra Meredith thinks: 'That name would've suited me.'

    What seemed like absolute power rested at the tips of her fingers.
    To concede to temptation is to sin. Yet resisting temptation begets insanity and self-loathing.

    But years later, her unlovable husband, father of a villain, accuses- "You're a monster. You're just like everything you preach against."

    And she wondered- why was it temptation in the first place?

    [SI into a Celestial Dragon because it should be done more- specifically, Doflamingo's mother refuses her fate.]

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    ---

    The weak will die. Die, and make way for others. - Akutagawa

    ---

    Memories slip like water through my fingers. But I know the story, and I know I don't belong.

    I was at the bottom of the ladder and the top seemed so far away. 'Stronger' I tell myself everyday (every hour-minute-second) for a reason I don't know. Dreams, fleeting ones, visit me as soon as I relax, sterile gloves and searing pains reminding me what complacency would mean: death. 

    'Dahlia', They decide to call me, 'For it was only when I saw that flower when I looked like a 'human' for once.'

     

    (SI/OC insert as ---. No pairings as. Mature rating.)

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    "In the first place, I'm not even meant to exist." She whispered frailly as a serpentine curse chitters around her neck.

    "What do you mean?" Suguru asked like a plea, confused, desperate. "C'mon Rei, please? Talk to me, hm?"

    She talks, but again, it's nothing he wanted to hear.

    "In the end, you're going to kill me too." Her voice wavered, but it held a fatalistic conviction. "I know it, Nii-san."

    And it's like a condemnation.

    -

    Geto Suguru has no idea what to do with his younger sister, who can see Curses but isn't a sorcerer.

    From another lens, Geto Reina is a reborn soul, who wasn't meant to be here.

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    (A/N: semi-si; little romance; stsg isn't explicit; gojo/oc is only in an alternate ending; fix-it or fuck it up)

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    Dokja stares at him like he’d torn his beating heart out from his chest, like he’d suffered harsh winters all his life and only just felt the warmth of sunlight.

    It was a rather dramatically ruined expression for something that Joonghyuk thought was common sense.

    “Why…?” Dokja croaked as tears continue to bead and fall.

    It’s okay though: Joonghyuk would spend lifetimes wiping them away.

    (or, Kim Dokja doesn't know why Yoo Joonghyuk cares. Yoo Joonghyuk thinks Kim Dokja is the biggest fool alive.)

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    "No, nononono, Sasuke," Naruto desperately grasps at Sasuke's shirt, now fully died a rusty brown copper. He can already feel the elaborate seal tugging. "Seals are my thing, you son of a bitch!"

    "Dobe," Sasuke smirks but it's more of an endearment now. Naruto just wants to see his face one more time but these goddamned tears-

    "Y-you have to come after me, yeah?" Naruto blabbers. "Promise me, teme. Promise me, Sasuke."
    Sasuke... doesn't answer.

    "I love you." It was a phrase unspoken and Naruto had wished that Sasuke would've said it for the first time after this five-going-six year war. He can feel the pull of the seal and I don't know what to do- helpmeSasuke.

    He opens his mouth and Naruto wants to scream at him, yell and demand why? but he-

    "I-"

    The seal fully activates, the runes shimmering across his limbs, weaving throughout his body and latching onto his soul, his chakra. No. Nonono. Naruto gets pulled fifteen years into the past.

    I love you too

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    "You're a strange one. You aren't a Subject of Ymir, are you?"

    "She's not a Marleyan either. How curious."

    "The Founder took interest in her perhaps."

    I smiled, but I had no face. "Perhaps."

    Reincarnation. How? My world had no abnormalities, so it'd have to be something in this world that got me in this shit and I didn't want to stick my hands in some voodoo experiment project or black magic galore.

    "Praise the walls!" A voice warbled. "The Gods had blesse-"

    Somehow everything clicked as my clarity returned like a metaphorical truck, memories dope-slapping me to the next era. I noticed the looming walls in the distance and the chattering of white people and the drunken hollers of soldiers. Garrison soldiers.

    'Well fuck me,' I realised with sinking horror, 'This time, it's Attack on Titan.'

    ---

    Hashtag woke up as a kid in the alleyway of Wall Maria; Ackerman genes are keeping me going... (ft. my Box of Absolutely Nothing, my Horrible Humour, main character trio but small, future tree hugger, and- well, The Levi Ackerman.)

    All. ADOPTED.

    (SI/OC into AOT. No current pairings. Rated M.)

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    "Nii-chan can't become a Hero." I agreed, "But he will be."
    And 'will' was a thousand times stronger than 'can'.

    (SI/OC as Izuku's unimpressed twin. It goes horrendously.)

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    "When you begin to notice a wound, that's when it begins to heal. If a patient can feel pain, you'll understand that it means they're on the path to recovery."

    "So this pain..." Naruto absently grabbed at his chest. "Will go?"

    "Maybe." Tsunade shrugged. "Maybe it'll leave an aching scar. It's impossible to save everyone, but I can teach you how to try. Today, I'm going to teach you Iryo Ninjutsu. I'm going to teach you how-"

    The corners of her mouth quirked up, but it looked more grim than anything else.

    "-To heal a wound."

     

    -"I believe that Tsunade-hime had fixed a wound that no Bijuu or Med-Nin ever could."-

     

    Medic!Naruto Byakugo!Naruto Finally-someone-teaches-him-right!Naruto

    (Or, Tsunade is forced back into Konoha and told to take an apprentice after a... let's call it a 'meeting' with the Elders. Hyuuga Hinata, Haruno Sakura, Yamanaka Ino... those are the suitable candidates. But Tsunade won't go for 'suitable', she's going for a challenge- someone who will be exceptional. She absolutely does not know how her presence and her words would affect the Konoha Rookie 9.)

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    紫あじさい
    murasaki ajisai
    purple hydrangea

    White hydrangeas symbolize vanity and grace.
    Blue hydrangeas symbolize gratitude and apology.
    Pink hydrangeas symbolize sincerity and heartfelt emotion.
    Purple hydrangeas symbolize a desire to deeply understand someone.

     

    I'd rather be born as a cat. Or even the non-descript background character. But no, I got reborn as Yamanaka Ino's replacement, in the epicentre of incoming chaos. Oh right, but my name wasn't Ino because apparently existing differently in the womb caused even that to change. Also I have purple eyes, maybe that's why.

    Cue abusing the Yamanaka heiress status. Cue acting as a therapist. Cue dominating the world with the power of common sense. Cue seizing the chance for a better life because Ino was one of the most disappointingly executed character Kishi had ever written.

    (SI as Ino's replacement. No current pairings. Rated M.)

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    (They couldn't blame him for this.)

    He runs, and it's an undignified, clumsy thing. The Gentle Fist is an elegant dance of graceful fatality. There was no blood on his hands, yet it felt like there were.

    (It isn't guilt; it's fear. It's physical evidence. Evidence that will lead to his death.)

    Hinata's blood. Hinata-sama's blood.

    (Strong as he was, he still didn't feel right after killing one of his prison guards. The devil that shackled his life- and more than his life: his will, a part of his will that begged him to return to the cage and accept his death.)

    He didn't care- of course Neji wouldn't care. He wouldn't move an inch for a despicable Main House scum even if they killed themselves over his father's grave.

    And yet-

     

    (or, those Jonin were a few split seconds too late, and Hinata does not wake up again. Not moments after her death, Neji joins her.)

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    Hatake Kakashi never believed in second chances.

    That kind, cruel concept had always evaded him, like water slipping through his fingers- escaping his reach no matter how hard he tries to hold them close. They mock him, memories playing over and over in his head in a sick, but deserved reminder that he will always fail.

    So faced with the reflection of his eight year old self in the mirror, he could only laugh at himself for being able to conjure up such a realistic nightmare.

    To stay in this nightmare, or to return to his own hell... He was caught between a rock and a hard place.

    And he hated rocks.

    -

    ("Kakashi..." Minato whispered in horror, eyes snapping to look at the child's eyes. The boy blinked down at the dagger coated in red, then to the arm he'd carved up and the puddle of blood on the floor.

    Kakashi turned to look at Minato and smiled in a way that tore his heart into shreds before he plunged the blade back into himself without a flinch. After a few seconds later, with the sound of dripping blood, he spoke.

    "The moon... is pretty, isn't it?")

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    (They call him the Lost Angel, wandering with no indication- nor any care- for destination.

    From odd jobs, to full on massacres, he grants any wish for you, if he doesn't kill you first.)

    Hours- yes, actually hours of memory projections, screaming, Kakashi finding seppuku extremely enticing, Mikoto throwing tantrums, Itachi having a crisis, Hiruzen wanting to die, Inoichi wanting to puke and actually puking, Shikaku wishing that his impending death would come earlier, and other miscellaneous and equally extreme hours later, the Lost Angel- also going by the name of Otsutsuki Asura, Senju Hashirama, and Uzumaki Naruto- yawned again.

    The teen hummed, breaking the stifling silence with almost ignorant ease. "Okay, there. Step one to befriending a 'fantastical creature'. So how exactly would you call me? After all, I have many names, yet none at all."

    (or, a mysterious, omniscient blonde is dropped a year before the Uchiha mess and he most certainly proves that with enough power, you can get what you want. ...But then there is the mess of his life memories times one billion, and politics which is another enemy he's unwilling to tackle; of course, that can be the others' jobs.)

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