contritecactite
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Pick Up (where you left off) by contritecactite for daisydiversions
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
30 Apr 2026
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A friend of a friend of a friend turns out to be an old friend of Rose’s. She plans to make sure they stay in touch this time.
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[Podfic] Malice Aforethought by Aether (writerproblem193), Anderazu, contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, edible_chemistry, Nymphie_Wolf, Ravin, sisi_rambles, voiced by (kbirb), xia pods (xianvar)
Fandoms: Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
28 Apr 2026
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"Gentlebeings of the jury, have you reached a verdict?" Kira on trial.
Podfic of Malice Aforethought by raven (singlecrow).
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Get This Voiceteam Started by chaisicle-podfics (chaisicle), farken collabs (farkenshnoffingottom), J0305 Collabs (J0305), read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite), theArcherPods (TheArcher), twtd_pod (twtd), with (wilfriede0815), with irrationalpie (irrationalpie)
Fandoms: Voiceteam - Fandom
27 Apr 2026
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We're logging on so you better get this Voiceteam started!
Welcome to Voiceteam 2026!!!
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[Podfic] Take Daily for a Racing Heart by Makomoogle7, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024)
11 Apr 2026
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Podfic of Take Daily for a Racing Heart by Makomoogle7. Author's summary:
21-year-old Lieutenant Cloud Strife of Midgar’s 7th Infantry is a seemingly straight-laced perfectionist who is hiding a potentially career-ending heart condition (and a penchant for illegal underground motorcycle racing). Especially after surviving a brush with death five years ago, Cloud has come to pride himself on being a cool-headed officer who is fully in control of himself and his life, despite his hidden flaws.
But when Cloud finds himself in need of a fake boyfriend to attend his upcoming promotion ceremony, he reluctantly recruits 25-year-old Captain Alphreid Roche for the job—and starts to lose control of his own heart. How does a supposed master of self-restraint like Cloud handle falling in love? Badly, that’s how.
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[Podfic] ZombieSheep: A Wiegraf/Zalbag Shipping Manifesto by read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandoms: Final Fantasy Tactics
06 Apr 2026
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Podfic of ZombieSheep: A Wiegraf/Zalbag Shipping Manifesto by CorpseBrigadier. Author's summary:
An extended discussion as to why two blobby pixel men from a 20+ year old JRPG should hook up despite never explicitly meeting one another.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 41
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Hits:
- 21
Recent series
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Party Line Track 2 by contritecactite, DevilWithABirdDress, elrohir, farkenshnoffingottom, Freekyflob, irrationalpie, multivoice by (elrohir), nonplussed filks (nonplussed), nonplussed podfics (nonplussed), secretsofluftnarp
Fandom Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023), Hades (Supergiant Games Video Games), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
09 Jan 2026
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Filks created for the Voiceteam Mystery Box challenge "Tea for Two" thanks to horchata organizing a "Party Line" where pairs of people who had never collaborated closely before wrote and performed filks together, then passed their lyrics on to the next group to write a filk inspired by that one. It was a lot of fun! ❤
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- 615
- Works:
- 3
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Group 2 (Non-narrative) ~ Filk Broken Telephone 2025 by avril_o, ChaosKiro, contritecactite, CrackleKiro (ChaosKiro), Elle_dubs (avril_o), esbielle, MimiHylea, Wereflamingo
Fandom Check Please! (Webcomic), Fandom - Fandom, Hamilton - Miranda, No Fandom, Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Sep 2025
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- 1,509
- Works:
- 5
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[Podfic] Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, read_by_contritecactite (contritecactite)
Fandom Good Omens (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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- 324
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Angel Indulgence Wheel by contritecactite, QuothTheMaiden
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Feb 2024
- Words:
- 3,812
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 1
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SOSH GTA by contritecactite
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Star Trek
09 Aug 2024
- Words:
- 5,025
- Works:
- 11
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Denial & Deception by Bohemienne
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Sep 2020
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When the Black Eagles Strike Force's top mole in the Leicester Alliance is discovered, Byleth proposes a drastic plan to gather the necessary intelligence for an invasion. Hubert and Ferdinand will have to fake a clandestine relationship, feud with Edelgard, flee the Empire, and take refuge in the Alliance to begin gathering the information the emperor needs . . . assuming they don't kill each other in the process.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 85,310
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Comments:
- 797
- Kudos:
- 2,934
- Bookmarks:
- 626
- Hits:
- 53,734
Bookmarked by contritecactite
13 Apr 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
pointy and gratifying undercover as a couple. check perms - to pod?
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gladly beyond by mediest
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
23 Mar 2020
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Nowadays Felix slept on his left side. He didn’t know if this was his body’s natural inclination, or if it had learned to adjust yet again. He’d traded in tents and hillsides for the large brute of a man lying behind him, petting his hair.
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A collection of Felix, Sylvain, and the living that comes after all the dying.
Bookmarked by contritecactite
29 Mar 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
note to self: this is the one with the funeral in ch2 that hit just hard enough at the right time and let you cry
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Steve dreams, and he wakes up.
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One moment Carlos is fighting a fire; the next he's in bed with two strangers. He doesn't know what SHIFTing is, but it's dropped him into something very weird.
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“I guess, I’ve got some letters to write,” Varric excuses himself. Being the bearer of bad news is never easy, receiving it is even harder.
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- Part 4 of Of various storms & saints
Bookmarked by contritecactite
01 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Excellent ensemble grief/mourning for Hawke left in the Fade