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In 2006, Boyd had taken a very spontaneous trip to the state of Florida, because the weather and beaches were said to be lovely, tickets were surprisingly cheap, and he could neatly avoid some unpleasantness back home in sweet Kentucky. While there he had discovered the unexpected delights of two things: pico de gallo, and fisting Raylan Givens.
There did not appear to be a bowl of chips anywhere in the nearby vicinity, tonight.
Working his way through all the emotional bullshit generated by realizing that the first and only sexual intimacy he was to have with Raylan Givens since that surreal time years ago was to be extracting a fruit from his ass, was a task that Boyd knew would take him a long time and much effort. So he shoved all those feelings into a box to deal with later.
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“Boyd has the soul of a poet,” he remembers hearing his mother say.
A podfic of the lovely “The legend of their youth”, by norgbelulah
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"I didn't know you kept tabs on Crowder," Raylan says. "Something you want to tell me?"
Tim scoffs, flicking some penciling ash into the wind. It blows back on him and breaks against his jacket. "You wish. I saw him in the parking lot. You know he's trouble, right?"
Raylan appreciates the sentiment of Tim looking out for him, really, he does. Guys like Tim are a rare find these days. Still, Raylan doesn't need to be told that Boyd is trouble. It glows like a burning red neon sign over his head everywhere he goes. It follows Raylan around like a permanent ghost, just hovering over his shoulder.
"They're all trouble, Gutterson,” Raylan says, because it's true. “Or else they'd be married instead of running around sleeping with us."
A podfic of Blue Jean Baby, by forthebridge
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He should have turned around as soon as he saw those muddy green eyes glinting back at him from within the darkness of the trees.
“Raylan.”
The softness of the voice, crushed like leaves rotting away on the dim ground, drew him closer.
In the woods stood a monster.
“Why did you come find me, Raylan?”
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“Yeah, so, um, I’m a vampire. Actually.”
Ilya widened his eyes and smacked Shane’s arm with the back of his hand. Kinda hard, honestly.
“What the hell, Hollander? How could you not be telling me this?”
He sounded a lot more… indignant? than Shane had expected. Angry but the wrong sort of angry. Also, ow.
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Holiday Justified fics that can be read as occurring in the same ‘verse, or can be taken separately if you choose. Sort of different takes on togetherness and belonging, as Raylan and Boyd’s relationship moves through time.
Will be three if I finish as planned <3
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A never-ending parade of tropey/dopey/angsty/wanksty one-shots inspired by various songs. Will be >90% C137cest.
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House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.
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23 Oct 2025
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don't tell me we've grown (for having loved) by SummerFrost
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
03 Jul 2020
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According to Jaskier, they've lived this day almost a hundred times. Geralt doesn't remember any of them.
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20 Oct 2025
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Dennis experiences the same day over and over. A peculier, yet totally unoriginal day. When it becomes apparent he isn't having Final Destination style visions, he must figure out how to break the curse.
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20 Oct 2025
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‘You’re what?’ Dennis asks blankly.
‘I’m moving out,’ Mac explains. The same three words he said a second ago, and they don’t make any more sense in that order than they did the first time. ‘I was just – I was thinking about what you said, about wanting – uh. Wanting me to move out. And it kind of made sense, so. I guess I’m doing it.’
‘How did it make sense?’ Dennis asks.
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After the events of Season 13, Mac moves out. Dennis handles it really well, obviously.
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09 Oct 2025
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You Don't Have To (Say Yes) by luminousbeings
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
03 Apr 2016
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The abridged sexual history of James Tiberius Kirk.
Or, Jim’s varyingly unhealthy idea of what sex is supposed to be (a it-gets-worse-before-it-gets-better story)
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- Part 1 of You Don't Have To 'Verse
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02 Aug 2025