cr0wteeth
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“I never get tired of hot chocolate. I could drink a million of these.”
“Like I said, as many as you want,” Ed reiterated, a grin splitting his face. “Shall we?”
They began making their way throughout the park, and boy, when Ed said “as many as you want,” he meant it. As they checked out each section and display, they continuously looped back to the vendors for cup after cup of hot chocolate. The sweet, steamy liquid helped cut through the bitter cold and let them focus on the lights. By the fourth refill or so, Ed had had enough, but he indulged Stede’s sweet tooth endlessly, returning to the stand over and over.
After about an hour and at least ten cocoas, Stede found himself jiggling his leg at each stop they made. The two of them were standing on the bridge, looking over the rippling reflections of lights in the water, when it occurred to Stede that he needed to pee.
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Stede Bonnet loves Christmas. Every year, he and Ed go walk through the light show at the Tulsa Botanical Garden. This year, Stede has a few too many hot chocolates.
OR: the fluffiest watersports fic ever, ft. lots of christmas cheer! merry pissmas, ya filthy animals
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Ed's life as a vampire is getting monotonous. Really, it's been monotonous for a couple centuries, but there's not much to be done about it— that is, until someone new moves to his small town. He's gorgeous, interesting, and Ed is pretty sure he has something to hide. Will this mysterious stranger be the adventure Ed is looking for, or has he bitten off more than he can chew?
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Will is overworked, overcaffeinated, and frankly, over it. He's working two jobs to pay for business classes he doesn't even want to go to, just to please his father. In reality, all he wants to do is make art.
Veratiel is a 3000 year old angel. He's been exiled to Earth for most of that time. Angels outside of heaven can't sleep, and that's all he wants to do. When God proposes a task in exchange for getting back into heaven-- helping a human-- Veratiel decides he'll stop at nothing.What Veratiel and Will don't expect to find is each other.
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Yes, Bill loved Richie. Not just his perfectly soft brown eyes, or his strong arms, or the blurry, early 2000’s way he insisted upon doing his eyeliner, or how he always insisted on paying for dates. Bill loved Richie for the way he was just Richie, and because around Richie, he could just be Bill. And that was enough.
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Richie Tozier literally never stopped moving his mouth.
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Jas just wanted to make sure her favorite uncle knew he was loved on his birthday.
For the Kinktober 2025 promptlist on tumblr, day 1: Masturbation, Orgasm Control, and Incest (✿◠‿◠)
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18 Feb 2026
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Stede Bonnet is a Case Manager for the Supernatural Children's Services Bureau, charged with ensuring the supernatural children in homes overseen by SCSB are taught to control and limit their use of magical powers. He leads a dreary and gray life of a droning bureaucracy until one day, he is tasked with an intensive month-long visit to the island home overseen by the mysterious and enigmatic Edward Teach.
As Stede is pulled out of the rigid comfort of coloring inside the lines, unlearning all the ways he had learned to hide himself, he forms bonds with both the children and their guardian.
But when push comes to shove, will Stede follow his heart, or stay on the road well-traveled?
A House in the Cerulean Sea Gentlebeard AU
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20 Dec 2025
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darling daisy by defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Apr 2025
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“You see that look on his face?” Ben asks, tilting his head toward Stede. Stede looks lovably brainless. Israel follows Ben’s glance.
“Yes, Sir,” Israel says.
“That means he needs to get his little cunny filled,” Ben says sagely. Israel splutters. He looks from Ben to Stede and then to Stede’s cunt and back again.
When Ben returns to his cabin after a long day, he finds his boys have neglected Stede's needs.
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- Part 4 of before the blossom blooms
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28 Nov 2025
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When Stede gets lost at the beach, he's found by a Kraken full of eggs and put to use.
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- Part 7 of defiledbeautifulthing's pee palooza
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27 Nov 2025
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Jack sighs and pushes the shed door open.
On his couch, balled up and bawling, is some… kid.
With the daycare empty, janitor Jack intends to unbend after work, but instead, he finds a straggler whose parents never came.
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27 Nov 2025