19 Bookmarks by cuntcumber
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“Eh? The hell you callin’me for this late,” Chuuya grumbled, eyes widening as he heard Dazai moan softly into the mic.
“Come over. Please,” Dazai begged, voice gradually becoming more and more needy. “I don’t wanna die a virgin.”
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22 Apr 2026
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Maybe this can exist while we are alone. by M4r14r
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
10 Apr 2026
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Chuuya and Dazai met four years ago. Those four years have been filled with childish bickering and a stubborn refusal to admit they cared about each other.
An aphrodisiac breaks down Dazai's walls. Their dynamic shifts accordingly, it feels okay in the moment, softness, affection, lust. Things hidden behind barriers and lines they never dared cross. If only this could last forever.
But aphrodisiacs are only temporary.
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22 Apr 2026
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Crawling back to you by Amia_IsHere
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
26 Mar 2025
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The drug for Ena is love. It inspires her, gives her energy and helps her get up from her knees. Over time, thinking about a loved one becomes not a pleasant memory, but an obsession. And pretty soon you do not have time to notice that you are going crazy.
Or: Doomed lesbians are trying to dump each other.
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- Part 1 of Crawling back to you
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17 Mar 2026
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If I don't leave now, then I will never get away by bittersweet_gay
Fandoms: プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game)
07 Apr 2026
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Mafuyu finds herself in a gas station, somehow. She meets an artist with sunken eyes who smells of smoke.
That's how it starts.
The road to healing is paved with the broken girl of music, the lonely runaway and the despair of an artistAlternatively, alternate universe where n25 is meeting for the first time after mafuyu starts an impromptu roadtrip (runs away). Much more mental illness than canon.
The archive warnings have been changed from Choose Not To Use to None Apply(bc none of them apply) but the mature rating is for HEAVY depictions of mental illness so read the tags before you decide to read.- Language:
- English
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16 Mar 2026
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Dazai is a certified menace.
Chuuya is a world famous hitman who’s simply trying to get his job done. Even if his target is just about the most infuriating person he’s ever met.
Chaos (and love) ensues.Series
- Part 6 of Izu's soft Soukoku collection
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17 Sep 2025
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Dazai left Yokohama just after breaking up with Chuuya, leaving behind an unread poem written to him by the same person whom he thought he would never see again. Four years later, during his third year at Kyoto University, the poems became songs and his ex-boyfriend is the lead singer in a band that’s slowly beginning to get recognized.
Now here they stand, in the same city and under the same sky. The painful memory of unanswered questions, missed calls and unread poems will haunt them against their will, but perhaps, that’s exactly what they needed.
'Cause there’s still some story left between them, a million songs yet to be heard, and there’s that one kiss, the one they left for later.
[ This is a translation of “Leave the kiss for later” by LeoLunna ]
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- 514,495
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- 45/51
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15 Sep 2025
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So furious at you for making me feel this way by matinakl
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Jul 2025
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The other changes into a cross-legged position, facing Dazai with a slightly accusatory expression. Dazai’s mouth uncharacteristically acts before she has time to filter her words. “I was wondering who let their pathetic excuse of a canine inside the dorms. I wasn’t aware pets were allowed on campus.”
“Excuse me!?” the girl exclaims.
“Oh look it barks as well!”
Or the story of two girls that have to room with each other in university, unaware of the big (and gay) storms they have coming.
Title is a lyric from "Gorgeous" by Taylor Swift.
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15 Sep 2025
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never been one to deny the inevitable (but you have) by momentaryloss
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
20 Aug 2025
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When Dazai was very little, his father told him there was a Russian artist that spent his whole life only painting the ocean. Studying it, facet by facet and wave by wave until he could draw it as easily as he could breathe. He didn't get why - not back then. It seemed boring, almost, to recreate the same image over and over again. And yet: the art itself wasn't boring. It was beautiful, every single time. The reverence bled through every brushstroke, each aspect and highlight glorified in different ways throughout his portfolio.
Dazai understood it the moment he met Chuuya Nakahara.
Or, alternatively: Soukoku are completely and utterly whipped for each other, but (unfortunately) they're both massive idiots.
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- English
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- 38/40
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15 Sep 2025
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For 1st year med student Dazai Osamu, excellence isn’t a goal — it’s a requirement for being allowed to exist. Raised by his father Mori, Dazai has learned that anything below 100% is failure, freetime is indulgence, and parental affection is something one has to earn. Trying to uphold these impossible standards, he gets confronted with how coping mechanisms meant to maintain control can lead to losing it.
Enter Chuuya Nakahara: sports science major, easygoing, backed by a supportive family, and the last person Dazai wants as a roommate. As their contrasting worlds collide and the pressure on Dazai keeps building he is forced to ask himself: is the price of excellence really worth it?
At 15 he brought back a 97 on a test.
"What did you miss?" was all Mori asked.
"One question,"
"And why did you miss it?"
"I misunderstood—"
"You didn't prepare properly," Mori cut him off. "Careless. Do you want to be a doctor responsible for patients dying because of such mistakes?"
"No, sir."
"Then do better."That night, Dazai stayed up late, re-reading his textbook until the words blurred together, fueled by fear of what would happen if he made another mistake.
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- 24/24
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15 Sep 2025
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kiss her, don't tell by hanjisgirlfriend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Mar 2023
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Slacker student Shoko Ieiri falls into an unexpected friendship with her classmate: the exemplary and well-liked Utahime Iori.
Shoko finds that there may be more to Utahime than her model grades and pageant-worthy smile.
A sweet summer love ensues.
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15 Sep 2025
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Pink Lemonade Vodka by colourofaconstellation
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Feb 2022
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Shoko has a huge crush on her best friend, Utahime, and it’s all she can think about. She idolizes her crush, until one night they get drunk.
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15 Sep 2025
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Holding the Line by brooklynapple
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Jun 2021
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Shoko’s having a hard time after Shibuya. She calls Utahime, who finds a way to help. The Shokohime phone sex fic we all deserve.
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15 Sep 2025
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The Ones You’ve Heard In Kindred Tales by pasteleclectic
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
30 Oct 2022
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A Shokohime Dracula AU and probably the most sapphic victorian castlecore story you’ll ever read
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- Part 1 of 🕯🕸️🕷༻ 𝒱ictorian 𝒮eries ༺🕷🕸️🕯
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15 Sep 2025
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Nakahara Chuuya has his reasons for not wanting to fall in love again anytime soon, especially during his au pair year in Yokohama. His host brother, Dazai Osamu, plans to change that.
Translation into Russian available on Ficbook
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- Part 1 of Paradise
- Language:
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- Chapters:
- 31/31
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15 Sep 2025
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“I want to kiss you.” Aki continues, proving that he has an endless talent of throwing Angel off guard. He violently pulls away from Aki and his back bumps against the brick wall. He’s never felt so fragile and small before. Not in a way like this.
Gaping up at Aki, Angel shakes his head in shock.
“You really do have a death wish, huh?” There’s a weak attempt to cover up whatever he’s even feeling right now with a joke. Aki is gazing down at him with so much gentleness and adoration that his knees begin to grow weak.
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15 Sep 2025
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The 36th Floor by GojoButSmall
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Jun 2024
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“Um. hello, are you-” He starts, but Satoru stands there almost unable to move. Immediately, he feels like he knows this man from somewhere. He seemed so familiar to Satoru - his voice, his face, his eyes, even though he knew that he didn’t know this man. “-Gojo?” He finally finishes, quietly, unsure if he remembered his name correctly. The way he says his name sounds like velvet. He wants to hear him say his name over and over again.
“Yeah! Yeah, Satoru Gojo. But you can call me Satoru, if you want.” He says, breaking out of his thoughts, He sticks out his hand to shake it. Their hands meet in the middle and they both grip the other’s hand firmly. Both of their hands are warm, but Satoru feels like his hands are on fire. He smiles at the man in front of him, and he nods back, seemingly trying to put his name to memory. “What was your name again? Utahime told me but-” He trails off, waiting for the dark haired man to tell him his name.
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- Part 1 of The 36th Floor
- Language:
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- 23/23
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15 Sep 2025
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Everything or Nothing by Wellthathappened (Cataclysmic_Calamity)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2023
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College AU where Chuuya finds out that the boy he drunkenly made out with the night of orientation is his new roommate.
His arrogant, smug, very straight roommate.
And the boys are each convinced the other is trying to ruin their life by making them go absolutely insane.
Turkish Translation Here
Vietnamese Translation Here
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- Part 1 of Tell Me a Story
- Language:
- English
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- 264,937
- Chapters:
- 41/41
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15 Sep 2025
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Rumor has it that a figure in Yokohama’s underground scene is holding a contest. The top-voted street racer wins a free enrollment into the next Formula 3 season, all the way in California. They might as well be handing out a one-way ticket to the F1 roster, and all the fame, glory, and money that comes with it.
The entire city’s confident that the best driver that the circuit’s known in decades, Dazai Osamu—street name: McQueen, will win the opportunity.
That is, until a redheaded rookie known by the name of Prince shows up on his streets.
Translations available here.
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- English
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- 27/40
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15 Sep 2025
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Playlist for When Your Boyfriend Stops Breathing by SunsetPlums
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 May 2025
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He pictures the funeral sometimes.
He pictures someone he doesn’t know saying Viktor’s name wrong. He pictures screaming in public. He pictures stealing the ashes and keeping them in a protein powder container because it’s the only vessel big enough. He pictures lying in those ashes like a widow bird. He pictures baking the ashes into bread and feeding them to pigeons in the park.
He pictures swallowing them himself.
Or: When Viktor chooses a quiet death, Jayce learns how to love him to the edge of the end and carry what’s left through the sad art of letting go.
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- 2/2
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15 Sep 2025