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“You wanna flee?”
“No, I…” He shook his head to clear his mind. “Maybe a little, but that’s not what I…”
“You’re so ready for the unbelievably immense pleasure my perfect porcelain hands will provide for your rock-hard, throbbing meat rod that you can’t even find words to describe it?”
“No, I…” The absurdity of her last statement only settled in a second later. “No?!”
She laughed into his ear, and he couldn’t stop himself from laughing along.
“Why must you be so crass?” he complained, though between his laughter and the fact he sounded almost a little whiney, he doubted he’d be taken very seriously.
“Oh, sweetiecakes.” She let go of him. “If you think that’s crass, I have some terrible, terrible news for you.”
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The Bangiest Bang by jacquelee [Art] by deadOnOffbeat
Fandoms: Warrior Nun (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV)
30 Dec 2025
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Big Bang art for jacquelee's "The Bangiest Bang".
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It’s a simple assignment: Infiltrate a kink club, pose as Domme and sub and lure the Unsub out.
Only that nothing feels simple about it. Not when it drags up so many things they’d rather keep buried. Emily’s painful history with kink. The fact JJ would rather claw someone’s eyes out than be called a ‘good girl’. Unresolved trauma, grief simmering beneath a mask that threatens to shatter at every turn, loneliness, longing, and a performance that reopens poorly-healed wounds.
And when pretense sparks something real, when it pulls them closer than they’ve ever dared to be? They aren’t ready.
But they also aren’t cowards.
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“I don’t care what you tell yourself,” Rio continues without mercy, as though she hasn’t just pushed a knife into her heart and twisted, “but you’re not a fighter. You’ve stopped fighting a long, long time ago. There’s no strength in staying behind and holding grudges.”
Agatha quirks an eyebrow, feigning amusement, feigning indifference at the words that threatened to boil her alive with their cold poignancy.
“So if you really do want justice? You have my number.”
It’s a dramatic exit, just like all of Rio’s exits before this one. And just like all the others, it leaves Agatha seething, yearning, grieving all at once.
Agatha has given up. On life, on Rio, on avenging the death of her son. She drags herself from day to day, lonely, grieving, haunted by shadows of the past, until Rio barges back into her life and dangles hope right in front of her face. There's a pattern, she claims, a connection between Nicky's death and another medical malpractice case from twelve years ago, and when there's a pattern, there's a murder.
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Regis and Tissaia de Vries – an entity only ever mentioned together, usually with veneration to the grand composer and his muse. When Rita, a world-famous singer touring through Europe, elects to stay with the notoriously eccentric couple for the duration of her stay in Redania, she does not expect there to be more to them than meets the eye.
Until rehearsal ends early and she walks in on a rather curious sight. Appalled, yet intrigued, and too curious for her own good, she finds herself welcomed into their secret Literature Club, a place where sexual pleasures go hand in hand with discourse about music and art. Soon, she loses her inhibitions and lets herself be swept up by a world full of beautiful depravities, sadomasochistic encounters and true, all-encompassing love that only reveals itself if you dare to look closely enough.
Could Rita be the missing puzzle piece? Could Rita be the one Tissaia finally dares relinquish control to herself?
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Tissaia is exhausted – with work as well as her wife's messy love life. When she agrees to accompany her to the club, it's solely for her wife's benefit. Never in her life has she imagined that instead of too much bass and too many people, she might meet someone that, for once, she is the one to suggest a threesome with.
A threesome, and maybe more.
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Middle-aged women are the dream, but not one Yennefer would have thought realistic until she met Tissaia online. Was it advisable to take on a ten hour train ride to meet a married lesbian couple in their 40s for a weekend of steamy sex with the potential of becoming a third in their relationship? Not according to Triss. Will she still do it? Of fucking course she will.
Yennefer's nervous, Tissaia's nervous, and Rita, well, Rita has never been a more willing third wheel for what what feels like the best romance of the century.
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Philippa doesn't need much to be happy. Good, strong coffee, delicious Italian food, long, lonely car rides with good playlists to hum along to, and the occasional whisky after a long day. She certainly doesn't need other humans. Ever. Especially not the ones who keep calling when she’s already been working eleven hours today and wants to go the fuck to bed.
She also doesn't need a relationship. If Rita and Triss want to turn this casual sex thing into something else, that's their thing. Philippa is certainly not going to play along with their fantasy of domesticity. It's just that the migraine makes it really hard to stand up for herself when they come by and just start to take care of her. Well. Figuring that out is going to be future-Phil's problem.
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Yennefer hadn't meant to get this drunk. Certainly not drunk enough to just go and kiss Rita, her painfully beautiful and very much taken neighbour. Worn down by guilt, she waits for Rita to leave to knock on her neighbour's door and come clean about what she's done. The outcome of that confession turns out to be much different from what she expected.
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Everything by deadOnOffbeat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
01 Aug 2024
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[AUgust 2024 || Canon Divergence]
Desperate to get through to Yennefer, Tissaia offers her everything she has to give. She doesn’t take into account how much pain there is still attached to what she secretly craves. -
Any More Questions, Dear? by deadOnOffbeat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jun 2024
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Yennefer had never seen someone so annoyed with her dominance while choosing to kneel in front of her.
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Day 5 of AUgust (Prompt 5: Petsitter). There are few people Lena hates more than Kara's wannabe-Dom Mon-El. She tried to give him a chance, truly, she did. But at this point, she'd have to lie to herself to find a single redeeming quality about him. Not that Kara would listen to any of her arguments.
Lena finally sees her chance when Mon-El asks her to petsit his little kitten. Pet play might not be her strongest suit, but really, what does it matter? She's doing it for the greater good, after all.
That she happens to have fallen in love with Kara? Well, that's beside the point.
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Too Much Information by deadOnOffbeat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
27 Aug 2023
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Day 8 of AUgust (Prompt 27: Fantastic Creatures). What better way to keep a Philippa Eilhart busy but with scandalous sex stories?
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Not Now by deadOnOffbeat
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
11 Aug 2023
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Day 7 of AUgust (Prompt 10: Exiled). With the witch hunters combing the whole of the Continent, Philippa and Triss have settled in a small cottage in the woods, hidden away and finally able to breathe. Triss doesn't mind the quiet, but she knows Philippa is getting restless. It won't be long until she'll leave everything behind to fight again. For now, they can only live in the moment.
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Day 6 of AUgust (Prompt 6: Domestic). You’re living their legacy, Lady Tsunade, you’re shaping the future instead of living in the past and ruining your life. And you’re doing it in the memory of Dan, just like you took me under your wing in the memory of Nawaki. Are you really surprised the soulmark is fading?
When Shizune finds Tsunade crying over her fading soulmark, she had no choice but to provide comfort. Even if it means hurting her own heart in the process.
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Day 4 of AUgust (Prompt 4: Runaway). Foster families who took in runaways were all told the same thing: Once a runner, always a runner. No matter how long it has been going well, the rules are clear: Lock them in, barricade the windows and don’t leave them unattended. Runners never recover.
A story about how Emma learned to trust again, and maybe, in the process, made Regina trust her as well. Maybe even enough to let her in on a secret she'd kept close to her heart all those years.
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Day 3 of AUgust (Prompt 3: Writer). Writing and publishing an erotic novel based on a customer you have a crush on is all fun and games until you meet them in reallife again.
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Day 2 of AUgust (Prompt 2: Immortals). As her life is nearing its end, Therese has a request that Carol can't grant.
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Day 1 of AUgust (Prompt 1: Sightless). After an injury in battle, Calanthe finds herself losing more and more of her eyesight. Begrudgingly, she asks the most powerful mage on the Continent for help.
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A Morrow Yet to Come by deadOnOffbeat for ehayart
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
30 Apr 2023
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For years, Rita thought she’d know where her life would lead her. The plan had been immaculate. After graduation, she would stay in Aretuza as a perceptress's apprentice, then she would earn the title Mistress of Magic and become a teacher herself. But as always when you think your future is carved in stone, destiny finds a way to put a spoke in your wheel.
Instead of staying behind the walls of Aretuza, Rita is forced out of her comfort zone and onto the back of a horse – on the behest of her beloved Rectoress no less. A stipend for a dwimveandra is a grand opportunity that Rita would much rather let pass. Alas, the decision isn't hers to make, and so she is forced to comply and leave not only Aretuza, but also the place under Tissaia de Vries' wing that she so desperately wished to earn.
Rita can't, for the love of all the gods she never believed in, understand why she is put into this situation. And maybe that's exactly why she needs it.