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written 2000-2001
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11 Jun 2026
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A little sweetness, not much in the way of light.
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- Part 1 of Popslash
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10 Jun 2026
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But this commenter also mentions that liking men felt like a decision.
An argument could be made that Lando ‘chose’ that guy (and every other guy) she slept with because she knew she could, not because she simply felt drawn to him, and that's where the difference lies in her attraction.
If she were gay though, wouldn't she have felt 'drawn’ to a woman by now?
Lando can't understand herself. George is there to help.
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04 Mar 2026
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“I think I should just give up on men at this point. Be like, a fucking nun or somethin’. Surely easier in the long run,” Lando muses.
“D’you honestly think you’d make it as a nun? Seems like a huge departure from the deal you’ve got now. ‘Sides you don’t have to turn to our lord and savior Jesus Christ just because you suddenly hate men,” Oscar idly says to the ceiling, trying not to look too close at Lando curled around the pillow she slept on last night. “Actually, seems like it’d defeat the point. You’d be turning to a man to get away from men, yeah?”
“You’re thinking way too deep into this. It wouldn’t be a religious thing, it’d be like, a girlie thing y’know? Like just me and the other nuns hanging out, painting each other's nails or some shit.” Lando does some complicated hand gesture that she somehow thinks gets her point across. Oscar is ruined.
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21 Feb 2025
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"It would be better if you did get off on it, wouldn't it? That would make some kind of sense, at least. You haven't even got a reason to want it. Pathetic."
Alex's eyes are on fire. He's squirming almost imperceptibly under the unrelenting eye contact. "Yes," he says, and he sounds so sure of himself. He always sounds sure of himself. Even when he's stammering out a question like a bashful child, it always somehow sounds like he knows exactly what he's doing, and now Greg understands why. If discomfort is his comfort zone, it all makes sense.
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18 Feb 2025
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Nadja cuts in, throwing her hands up in frustration. “My idiot husband apparently needs a tutorial to eat me out. We tried to have Nandor demonstrate on me, but he is simply too good, and I did not want him to stop to let Laszlo have a go. So, Nandor needs to do it on someone else, and Laszlo will watch and copy his moves on me.”
“Um”, Guillermo says eloquently, his face heating up. “I don’t think –”
“Just do it, Gizmo, so we can get this over with”, barks Laszlo, whose pride has clearly taken a substantial hit.
”What Laszlo means to say”, Nandor says, sending a disapproving look to the younger vampire, ”is that he has requested my services in guiding him through the noble art of cunnilingus, and that he – we – would very much appreciate your assistance in the matter.”
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15 Feb 2025
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Drugs would probably be easier all things considered, but Lando will take his highs where he can get them.
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14 Feb 2025
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Two episodes about Guillermo and Nandor's intimacies. (Short comic)
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14 Feb 2025
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“Well, fancy seeing you here.”
Charles’s blood froze to ice. His heart stopped. He would recognize that voice anywhere. He couldn't move.
“Are you ignoring me?” Max asked with a low voice when Charles didn’t acknowledge him.
Charles couldn’t move. His brain was about to explode. He watched someone being spanked with a riding crop on stage, and Max Verstappen stood next to Charles. This was not happening.
Or: After promising himself that he wouldn’t explore his interest in BDSM before he retired from racing, Charles still finds himself at an exclusive BDSM club in Monaco when summer break hits. He meets some new people and some familiar faces as he dives into this new world.
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- Part 1 of The Club
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13 Jan 2025
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Written as an Option A (Logan Wins) follow-up to the first anon fic for the kmeme prompt: "There are stories where Charles is Erik’s sub and they are both happy, but what about some more angsty theme? AU where mutants and humans live together but mutants think themselves more important and often treat humans like dirt. Sub/Dom pairs are created by imprinting. Mutants generally imprint on mutants and Erik who is the most powerful among them thinks that he will have equally powerful sub. Turns out that he imprints on Charles – a brilliant yet entirely human Professor. Cue Erik being disgusted and angry with his Sub, which Charles takes really hard. Erik is ashamed of him, and doesn’t want him to associate with other mutants, but slowly Charles charms his way to the hearts of everyone and one day another mutant (Logan pretty please?) challenges Erik’s claim over Xavier."
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- Part 1 of Let Them Talk
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15 Dec 2024
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sometimes, wish you were here, weather permitting by masktaster
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
30 Sep 2024
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𝚁𝚎-𝚊𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚐.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚖𝚎𝚍𝚒𝚞𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎.
𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚔, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍.
𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙.𝙵𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜.
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14 Dec 2024
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Harold and John begin a casual sex arrangement. It doesn't go particularly well.
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27 Nov 2024
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Pierre once said that Charles is a good person with a monster inside of him. A rabid, hungry beast that craves attention, that may well be chained down and locked away in a dark corner, but is there, lingering, waiting for a moment of weakness where it can pounce, break the bars and rampage.
Charles tells Pierre that driving for Alpine has made him completely insane.
It’s not his fault he’s so perceptive, is what he argues. (Pierre just rolls his eyes again and tells Charles he’s a lost cause.) When people are literally falling all over themselves to be near him, to touch him, to worship him, of course he is going to notice it.
So, of course, he notices Max’s crush.
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30 Sep 2024
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5 times alex doesn't get off and 1 time she does
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14 Jun 2024
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21 May 2024
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Leslie dumps Ben to run for City Council and April and Andy cheer him up. (Written for nbckink, for the prompt, "Ben/April/Andy, double penetration." Soooooo yeah, that's happening.)
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07 Dec 2023
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The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself.
“What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.
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In which we add some good old zany fic trope magic to canon, diverge wildly from the middle of season two, speedrun a season and a half of character development, stir up some gender feelings, play a little football, and fall in love.
Also: an improbable amount of sex. Believe.
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- Part 1 of Second Nature 'verse
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03 Sep 2023
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wanna be brave enough (I’m out here in the open) by scintilla10 for mixtapestar
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
04 Dec 2022
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“What I’m more curious about,” Keeley said, “is what problem you think handcuffs and a cock ring are going to solve.”
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14 Jul 2023
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“I tore his shirt after he hit me,” Jamie says, fucking unbearably helpful. He shrugs and tucks his hands into the bottom of his light blue hoodie. “I’m not sure exactly how it went after that.”
“He pushed you against a wall,” Keeley says.
“Er… no?” Jamie says, puzzled. He twists his hands, stretching the fabric over them. His brows draw together like he’s thinking really hard about whether their stupid, embarrassing, ineffectual fight in the middle of an alley involved any walls.
It didn’t. Roy doesn’t know much but he knows that. What the fuck is Keeley doing?
“That’s where you went wrong, then,” Keeley says, and amends, “One of many places you went wrong, mind. Let’s get it right this time.”
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08 Jul 2023
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It wasn’t Jamie’s fault that he found out. Honest. He'd just wanted to see Roy's place and happened to come across a bathroom filled with sex toys. And sure, Roy had told him to stay put, but really, he should have known Jamie better than that by now.
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“That stuff… in your bathroom,” Jamie said slowly and Roy growled, obviously meant as a warning but Jamie couldn’t stop himself, “That was like… kinky stuff.” Roy growled again but Jamie just remembered something and what the fuck? “Did you have a bedazzled butt plug in there?”“Shut up.”
“There definitely was a bedazzled butt plug in your fuckin tub!” he exclaimed, turning to look at Roy for the first time in ages and felt delighted to notice his ears were bright red.
“It’s not bedazzled,” Roy said, deceptively calm, “It has a jewel on the grip, that’s all.”
“Same thing.” Jamie said with a laugh, “Shit, Roy! You’re a kinky bastard with style!”
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02 Jul 2023