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    Shane Hollander always had a strategy. He had a strategy for winning the Cup, a strategy for managing the press, and a strategy for keeping his relationship with his rival-turned-boyfriend, Ilya Rozanov, strictly in the dark. He really was good at managing it all… Right up until the moment a medical impossibility turned into a positive pregnancy test, and the only man Shane ever loved asked him to do the one thing he couldn’t: tell the truth.

    Five years post-breakup, Shane is technically winning. He has the trophies, the privacy, and their brilliant daughter, Airi. And he is perfectly co-parenting with his ex, Ilya Rozanov. The rules are simple: minimal contact, polite text messages about their daughter, and absolutely no acknowledging about their past.

    Until Yuna Hollander decides to intervene. Suddenly, the ocean Shane put between them is gone. Shane’s new strategy is simple: survive seven days with Ilya without falling apart.

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    15 May 2026

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    “Why did you want me to meet you here today?” Shane asked. When he’d heard the request, he’d had the same thought as Jared. Was he trying to rub it in? One last chance to retaliate for a long ago rejection?

    Shane had almost made it to Rozanov’s room that night in the hotel in Toronto. But when the elevator doors opened, Shane’s feet had stayed glued to the ground.

    He’d been so afraid of ruining everything, only to have it ruined for him barely a year later.

     

    Shane does not hook up with Ilya in Toronto. Six years later, his hockey career is long over and he has found a new calling that puts his media training, and his pretty face, to good use.

    Consider this a remix of sorts.

     

    Content warnings: homophobia and associated use of slurs

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    12 May 2026

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    Haley
    Hi Shane! Just messaging about our heater again. Do you think we could get it fixed today?
    Shane
    So sorry for the late reply, Haley! I’m at the Olympics and my time zones are all messed up. Messaged my HVAC guy and he’ll be there in the morning.

    Haley
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    Wtf?
    Katie
    Is this guy fr???

    Or: the trials and tribulations of renting from Shane Hollander.

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    11 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander @shanehollanderthebassist 57 m ago
    It was really nice meeting you all!

    ➥Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 50 m ago
    only you can thank fans for interrupting your dinner shane hollander

    ➥ juliaa @juliasmith 49 m ago
    why is he sitting so close to ilya lol??

    ➥ Fiona Maria @fiona_mariaa 48 m ago
    don't even start. we've got enough lunatics in this fandom already.

    ➥ ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 46 m ago
    no wait she's onto something what the hell

    ➥ winstonn @fckingusername123 43 m ago
    you guys are all so weird they're FRIENDS

    ➥ ellie (HEAT ERA) @elsindahouse 43 m ago
    oh look its the guy who doesnt even like the band, get out man nobody likes you

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    or: Shane and Ilya are in an alt-rock band reaching fame in the early 2010's, and Twitter literally documents their life.
    this goes out to all my heated rivalry fans who loved 1D and larry growing up. it's been real.

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    11 May 2026

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    Shane Hollander is the most respected hockey journalist in Canada. He's been covering the Boston Raiders for three years. He has interviewed Ilya Rozanov fourteen times in a professional capacity. He has written 47,000 words about Ilya Rozanov's career. He has approximately zero words for what happens when Rozanov corners him in a hotel corridor after Game 7 and says, very quietly, in that voice: "You always leave before I can talk to you." Shane has absolutely no idea what to do with that.
    (Or: Shane doesn't play hockey. He just writes about the man who does. It is, objectively, worse.)

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    11 May 2026