1 - 20 of 29 Bookmarks by distorted_dear
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
"So," Ghost fixes the man beside him with a look. "You think you're going to heaven when you bite it?"
"Sure," Soap says, voice low and dark with promises Ghost wants to choke on. "Maybe I'll see you there."
"Or maybe you'll look down and see me waving from below," Ghost responds.
ghost is in love with the violence of gunshots, the taste of iron in his mouth, and the cold press of a snake's tongue against his. soap is, simultaneously, none and all of the above. in one sleepless night, ghost learns to yearn for him too.
Series
- Part 1 of toothaches from eden
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,851
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 182
- Kudos:
- 4,538
- Bookmarks:
- 627
- Hits:
- 39,460
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
12 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
There’s a killer loose on the streets of California, targeting drug-addicted prostitutes after watching them have sex with their clients. With the murders excelling at an alarming rate, Spencer comes up with the controversial idea to go undercover; he’ll pose as the perfect prostitute, and the killer will target him instead of a citizen. Morgan’s not happy with letting him out in the field by himself, and so Spencer offers a solution: Derek can act as the client.
By the time they’re up against each other at the back of the club, it doesn’t feel like either of them are acting anymore.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 33,481
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 169
- Kudos:
- 2,367
- Bookmarks:
- 495
- Hits:
- 31,707
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
05 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Phase two of the plan has gotten away from Morgan a little bit, or maybe a lot, but it’s cool, this is the job, sometimes shit goes in unexpected directions, and this is fine, everything is fine--
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
04 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
He gets to hold on, even if it’s only for a bit, even if it’s not real, even if it doesn’t mean anything, and that’s enough.
(It has to be enough.)
(Because someone like Derek Morgan could never love someone like Spencer Reid.)
***
Or, Spencer and Derek are friends with benefits, except, they sort of, maybe, love each other.Bookmarked by distorted_dear
26 Apr 2025
-
Tags
Summary
A notorious serial killer, held in a prison in New Mexico, has been diagnosed with a life-threatening illness. After Hotch and Rossi interview him and determine that there may be more victims of his making out there, the team must figure out a way to discover where the missing victims are — if there are any at all — before the man passes away.
Despite plenty of protests from certain members, Spencer is elected to go undercover as a prisoner and retrieve as much information as he can on the whereabouts of the girls.
They wouldn’t send him in completely unguarded, of course. No, Derek will be right in there with him, sharing his cell and ready to stake his claim if any of the other inmates get any funny ideas.
That’s the plan, anyway.
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
22 Apr 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The victimology of their new Unsub matches a certain doctor in physical appearance, with one key difference.
--
“I understand, we don’t have much time. It’s fine, I can do it.”
“Yeah, Pretty Boy over here is a lady killer,” Derek said with a laugh that made Reid think it was likely he was using sarcasm.
Hotch flinched at the statement before facing Reid with something apologetic in his face. “Which is why I asked Morgan here, I had hoped he could give you some… ah,” Hotch’s eyebrows creased. “Tutelage. Our current research shows that the victim type is slim, blonde, and… confident.”
--Derek Morgan has to teach Spencer Reid how to act like a cocky asshole in clubs. The prompt that I was going to turn into a PWP and instead wrote a slow burn romance about.
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
19 Apr 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Physical affection is paramount to Jayce Talis. To have and to hold someone is a reminder that even in the worst chaos in an uncertain world, there is an anchor that holds people together. He is not good at letting go.
When he meets Viktor in the ruins of his academy dorm with one foot in the grave, a man from the undercity with no last name and a heavy accent, slight and sharp as a knife and blindingly clever, Jayce realizes he never has to.
An Academy one shot of the developing relationship between two inexplicably bound lab partners from Jayce’s POV.
Series
- Part 1 of Academy Archives
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
31 Mar 2025
-
Tags
Summary
They're Beastars now and life has never been better for Louis and Legosi. Except Legosi can't help but feel uncomfortably heated every time Louis comes around with his new carnivore boyfriend. He's not jealous, is he...?
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
20 Mar 2025
-
Tags
Summary
The rune chews them up and spits them out.
Jayce takes Viktor and runs.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,758
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 12
- Comments:
- 1,606
- Kudos:
- 28,818
- Bookmarks:
- 9,082
- Hits:
- 327,745
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
28 Jan 2025
-
Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
Series
- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 118,854
- Chapters:
- 14/14
- Comments:
- 4,602
- Kudos:
- 42,520
- Bookmarks:
- 10,163
- Hits:
- 1,071,827
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
14 Jan 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Naruto is at his lowest when Sasuke tells him "come find me". It slowly becomes clear to him that following Sasuke is something he doesn't need, but wants to do.
Series
- Part 1 of come find me when
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,111
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 308
- Kudos:
- 1,374
- Bookmarks:
- 366
- Hits:
- 22,898
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
09 Dec 2024
-
Game Theory by RedNightingale
Fandom Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
17 Apr 2022
Summary
A non-linear tale of a reconciliation several years in the making.
Meant to be read in the order they were published, but most work as a stand-alone so suit yourself. In case it makes it clearer, chronological order is:
Hobbesian Trap -> Non-zero Sum Game -> Prisoner's Dilemma -> Nash Equilibrium -> Bayesian Game
- Words:
- 35,329
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 589
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
24 Oct 2024
-
An Interlude of no Statistical Significance II by RedNightingale
Fandoms: League of Legends, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Mar 2022
Tags
Summary
He’d been looking at it all wrong: it was not that Jayce had come to taunt him with the signs of his latest conquest, that he wanted Viktor to know he was decidedly not his—it was that Jayce had had a conquest and had ditched it (ditched her) to come crawling back to Viktor, pathetically begging at his door for his nemesis’ scathing words and derogatory comments, because even touches filled with contempt and deprecating comments did it better for him than the very best that Piltover had to offer.
And fuck if that didn’t substitute the anger in Viktor’s veins with a different kind of heat.
(The One Where Jayce Comes In His Pants)
Series
- Part 7 of Game Theory
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
24 Oct 2024
-
His Hands by writingboom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Jan 2020
Tags
Summary
Pt 2 of For A While
Series
- Part 2 of A Little Bit Too Far Away
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,953
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 64
- Kudos:
- 894
- Bookmarks:
- 106
- Hits:
- 9,536
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
23 Jun 2024
-
a numbers game by Qitana
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Aug 2021
Tags
Summary
Bakugou forgets to send out those texts, and when he receives yet another picture, not three days later, of someone holding their disgusting penis in their hand, like it’s an accomplishment or some shit, he sends out a text message to two different numbers typed with shaky, sweaty fingers.
>> xxx-xxx-xxx6 , xxx-xxx-xxx4
I don’t know who the fuck you are, and you don’t know me, but it’s possible that one of you assholes gives out my number to random people who, in turn, send me fucking unsolicited dick pics. It’s been over 3 fucking months, so knock it the actual fuck off. And in case it isn’t you, fuck you anyway.
Or alternately, Bakugou gets caught up in a huge misunderstanding, Kirishima is beyond apologetic, and their friends watch them fall real hard and laugh about it.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,161
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 109
- Kudos:
- 1,628
- Bookmarks:
- 403
- Hits:
- 14,600
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
23 May 2024
-
nothing comes as easy as you by sascake
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Feb 2022
Tags
Summary
Bakugou would take working in a funeral home over working in a sex shop any day of the week, but at least his roommate seems to be enjoying his new job - and even if he is a complete dumbass, Midoriya's manager just so happens to be the hottest person he's ever seen in his life.
Or, mortician Bakugou Katsuki falls for sex shop manager Kirishima Eijirou.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 98,447
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Comments:
- 781
- Kudos:
- 2,651
- Bookmarks:
- 621
- Hits:
- 57,306
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
26 Apr 2024
-
No Decision by clairesail (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
23 Sep 2017
Tags
Summary
Kirishima Eijirou's a newly contracted fighter for Japan's major Mixed Martial Arts promotion and Bakugou Katsuki's its volatile middleweight champion. But when the two men meet in a chance encounter and discover Kirishima can't be knocked out by the champ's famous elite strikes, it sparks a rivalry and fascination between them that can't be settled in the cage.
Series
- Part 1 of Mixed Martial Arts AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 32,722
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 253
- Kudos:
- 2,544
- Bookmarks:
- 542
- Hits:
- 41,144
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
26 Apr 2024
-
Tags
Summary
“Why’re you still here?” Soap asked one day.
Ghost looked at him, “Do you not want me to be?”
Soap raised an eyebrow. “Nae, of course I wan’ ye here. But ye have war criminals to kill, don’tcha?”
Ghost rolled his eyes. He looked tense, gripping his thigh and not even looking in Soap’s direction. After a long moment, he mumbled. “I’d rather stay here with you, Johnny.”
Or: Soap is discharged after getting injured, and Ghost doesn't leave his side. They settle down in Scotland and fall into a world of art together.
Series
- Part 1 of Clay under your nails
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
13 Feb 2024
-
Tags
Summary
Price sends the team out to have fun on Halloween night. The only problem is Soap has no idea how to celebrate or what to dress up as.
Thankfully, Gaz and Rudy have it covered!🎃Bookmarked by distorted_dear
07 Feb 2024
-
Tags
Summary
The MWIII ending we all (I, personally) deserved. Please accept this as my official resignation from the poorly thought out Activision "canon".
Bookmarked by distorted_dear
05 Feb 2024