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    “You better fucking call me,” Lance says, and reaches out to rest a hand on his shoulder, and smiles, sad and bright all at once. “I’m not taking no for an answer on this one. Okay?”

    “Okay,” Keith says.

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    15 Oct 2024

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    “Woah, hey, woah!” the guy blurts, raising his hands. “Don’t shoot!” He has dark skin and brown hair, wet with sweat and starting to curl at the edges. He’s clean-shaven too, like he takes pride in his appearance even in the middle of an apocalypse. Not that he doesn’t have reason to, of course. He’s undeniably attractive. Even his voice has a certain enticing quality about it.

    “You infected?”

    “Does it look like I have mushrooms growing out of my head?”

    Keith was prepared for the apocalypse. Not so much for everything that came after it.

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    22 Nov 2023

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    Donnie tests a truth serum on Mikey. The results are interesting.

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    05 Sep 2023

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    “Hello, welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?”
    And that’s about when it all comes crashing down on him, and like a tidal wave of terrible, Lance realizes, on an emotional level, how truly awful his day was. For no good reason at all other than here’s a human voice – steeped in apathy perhaps, but not overtly antagonistic – and literally all he wants is a little human comfort… he starts sobbing in the Burger King drive-thru.

    Keith is a junior in high school just trying to get through working the midnight shift at Burger King when Lance staggers into his life. The course of true love is a freaking disaster.

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    21 Mar 2023

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    Eye twitching, Keith continues to stare incredulously at Lance before finally lowering his weapon--as if not finding him worth the time anymore. Lance relaxes at the sight. “I really hate myself right now for not staking you when I had the chance.”

    “I get it, Keith, I’m too pretty to kill. It happens to the best of ‘em.”

    “How’d you know my name?” Keith replies stupidly. Too surprised to be cautious.

    Narrowing his eyes, Lance makes a show of walking in a circle around Keith, gaze roaming up and down Keith’s body. “Vampire hunter? Terrible mullet? Perfect ass? Even more perfect kill record? Sweetheart, every vampire in this city knows about you. Plus we’re taking calculus together.”

    (or your classic vampire x vampire hunter modern AU)

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    18 Jan 2023