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Reasons Why I Want To Fuck My Student's Brother by dumbasshyperfixationtime for stardust_writer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
15 Feb 2020
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When Richie and Stanley find themselves hard-pressed for money, they decide to go job hunting in order to afford their bills and keep from being thrown onto the street in the middle of January. Little does Stanley know, a tutoring job quickly turns to something more when he meets Bill Denbrough, his student’s charming brother. Shenanigans ensue, Stanley has a sexual awakening and Georgie is hell-bent on hooking his brother up with the cute tutor.
Who knew a story about rampant libidos could be so emotionally fulfilling and have, like, meaning?
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All The Things We Never Said by dumbasshyperfixationtime
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 Jan 2020
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'I love you, Eddie. Kiss me, Eddie. Don’t go, Eddie. We can leave this town together, Eddie. Please, Eddie. Don’t let me lose you, Eddie.'
Richie let the love of his life go once before at seventeen and it broke his heart.
He can't stand the idea of losing him again, but he's not alone in that sentiment. -
Those Innocent Days Fly By Like A Summer Haze by dumbasshyperfixationtime
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
10 Nov 2019
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"Something in him shifts and changes. Suddenly, Eddie feels much younger, almost even babyish... Without speaking, because if he opens his mouth he knows he’ll start crying, he takes the pills and swallows them up one by one.
Maybe Eddie isn’t so brave after all."
Essentially a fic that follows the losers club after the first movie. This fan fiction ignores anything canon after the first film, picking up where it ends and diverging from IT Chapter Two. Basically, IT if the losers defeated Pennywise the first time around and got a chance at a happy, normal life.
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I'll Never Let You Hurt, Never Let You Go. by dumbasshyperfixationtime
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
04 Oct 2019
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Richie refuses to let Eddie go. The price for this, he supposes, is a growing need to figure out his shit.
Richie saves Eddie, pulling him out of the Neibolt house just in time. While Eddie lies in hospital, his condition unstable, Richie falls in to a weird state of shock, suddenly having to face the feelings he'd been harbouring for the other boy, yet trying so desperately to hide.
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Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out by sulfuric
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
28 Oct 2020
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Normal people close their eyes and accept that everyone is happy all the time, so he should be too. Richie tries to be normal, he does, but more often than not he forgets that he’s included in people and then the normal part quickly falls off and he stares at Eddie’s closed eyelids until the sun comes up and wonders if he really exists or if he’s just someone that Richie’s constructed; if he’s just an amalgamation of the parts he remembers, stitched back together to make a creature that will do what Richie says and loves him back, just like he’s always wanted.
(or: All seven of them make it out of Neibolt, apparently. Richie's not too sure if that's what really happened.)
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- Part 1 of Crush
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17 Apr 2021
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“Looks like your wife put a hit on you, dude.” A wave of patient understanding washes over Richie’s face, “I’m just gonna let that sink in a minute.”
“A hit? Like-”
“She wants you dead, man. I don’t know how else to tell you.”
“Richie,” Eddie scoffs, “Bro. Come on. Like I’m supposed to believe that?”
“That your wife wants you dead?” He asks, genuinely concerned. “I know it’s a lot-”
“Actually, that I believe,” Eddie interrupts. “But, come on, dude. What the hell is-” Eddie swallows nervously. “You can’t be a-” he laughs at the idea, “No fucking way in hell did Trashmouth grow up to be a hitman!”
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Myra puts a hit on Eddie after he tells her he wants a divorce. Lucky for him, his childhood friend and aspiring stand-up comedian, Richie Tozier, gets the job.
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28 Nov 2020
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// you're the only friend I need
sharing beds like little kids
laughing 'til our ribs get tough
but that will never be enough //
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Almost every time the lights turn off and they cram in the shitty twin bed, Richie seems to become a different person. Maybe not different, per say, but the stupid jokes and teasing die down, the guard of nonchalance dropping. Eddie feels lucky to see this side of Richie, soft and caring—vulnerable. It’s not like he hates the other side of Richie, he secretly enjoys their constant banter and his dumb jokes. No, it’s that this side is rare, and it’s something beautiful. Here, safe in the soft flannel sheets, it feels like they are the only two souls for miles, and they can be themselves, and that is terrifying and reassuring all at once.
“I’m gonna miss this. When we go off to college,” Richie admits, the weight behind his words telling Eddie he felt the same about their shared nights.
“Yeah,” Eddie agrees softly, “me too.”Bookmarked by dumbasshyperfixationtime
14 May 2020
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Cunavalas by blood_ichor
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT (1990)
23 Apr 2020
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“I’m tellin’ you, those people are up to some shit.”
“Who? What are they up to?”
“There’s a group of hippies living in the woods up a ways east of the Kenduskeag. They’re a bunch of weirdos, I’m telling you.”
“What makes you say that?”
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“You should stay out of the woods. You shouldn’t come back here,” he warns quietly, and Eddie blinks at him.
“I don’t plan on it,” Eddie assures, and he feels weirdly exposed as the man’s blue-gray eyes rake over him, no doubt taking in his appearance, and how disheveled he looks.
“It’s dangerous.”
“I know.”
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Journalist Eddie Kaspbrak is sent on an assignment to investigate a string of disappearances in a rural county of Northern Maine, which seem to be centered around a small tourist town by the name of Derry. What was thought to be a simple case of people getting lost in the woods turns to potentially be something much more sinister, and Eddie isn't sure that he wants to find the truth anymore. Or, perhaps he does, after he meets a charming man with striking blue eyes in those same woods, who seems to know more than he's letting on.Bookmarked by dumbasshyperfixationtime
24 Apr 2020
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Call Me By Your Nickname by Sirius_1910
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti), Call Me By Your Name (2017)
07 Mar 2020
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Summer of 1983.
Somewhere in Northern Italy.Bookmarked by dumbasshyperfixationtime
07 Mar 2020