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  1. Public Bookmark 67

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    This is why you should really call ahead.

    "BJ goes to Maine" meets "Hawk goes to California," slapstick meets yearning.

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    27 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 58

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    And that's the whole thing, isn't it? BJ's life has always been buttoned up and by the book. Where would he have met a homosexual? (In his fucking tent, apparently, but that's neither here nor there.)

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    27 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    There's no silence in the tent, not while Trap's tapping his foot in a perfect droning rhythm that feels as though it's knocking rocks around in Hawkeye's skull. Hawk finally thuds his head back. "You're gonna put a hole in the goddamn floor. Will you cut it out?"

    "Hey, you find me a better way to spend all this fucking energy and I'll take it," Trap snaps. "I'm about two steps away from just throwing a wig on your head and making do."

    The slippery tingle that rushes up Hawkeye's spine morphs into a snort. "You put a wig on Margie every time you take her for a picnic and pickle tasting?"

    "What's that supposed to mean?"

    Hawk rolls his eyes. He gets a hand in his own dark locks and gives them a tug. "What, you don't see the resemblance here? Gimme two minutes to shave my face and you won't even need to close your eyes."


    When the nurses conduct a second sex strike, the men have to find creative ways to satisfy their desperation. Hawkeye proposes to Trapper a couple of particularly unique options. But it's okay, it's not going to fuck up their friendship, not even a little bit. Right?

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    02 Dec 2025

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    'Surely if ever there was a time to tell Gimli it was then, flush with an impossible victory.

    Except he had said nothing, for there was ever more to do and never time, never time to pull Gimli aside and taste the mouth hidden beneath the fall of his moustache, to fit his slim, Eleven hands into ones coarse with callouses from the handle of an axe, to tell Gimli that every song Legolas sang, every smile and laugh and every step forward he had taken since their path darkened was bolstered only by Gimli at his side, to speak to him of Elvish courting rituals and run his fingers through Gimli’s russet hair and ask if he would allow Legolas to twist an Elvish braid in it, something to mark to all the world, even if only his Elven eyes would understand, that Gimli was tied to him.

    To ask Gimli to teach him all the impossible ways their bodies might fit together.'

     

    The night before the Battle of the Black Gate, and several days after.

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    03 Aug 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    “There is nothing minimal about our relationship. I will never ask you for more than you are willing to give. And I will never view our friendship as lesser-than just because there is no romantic aspect to it. But I can’t pretend I don’t want it.”

    Then he looks at Charles in a way so heartbreakingly tender that it sinks its fingers into the soft flesh of Charles’ heart, its grip constricting when tears pool on Edwin’s lower lashes.

    “Because I do want it.” A pause. He swallows, whispers, “I do want you.”

     

    Warnings: there's a little bit of violence in this. Should be in the archive warnings pls keep your minds and hearts safe pookies

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    15 May 2024

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