emhasswag
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- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (1)
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You don't wear an inch of it by emhasswag
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Nov 2025
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Techno has his hands full with being a big brother figure to Purpled and Tommy, Purpled has a promising career as L’manbergs greatest vigilante slash villain, Tommy has his more than lucrative photography gig and somehow Phil is once again the only one with an ounce of self-preservation. Oh, did I mention Techno is Spider-Man who might soon find a new partner in crime, or i guess heroism. (Depends on who you ask)
Or: I suck at writing summaries
Or:Or:Techno is Spider-Man and he thought he was the only one.
Title from Isimo by Bleachers
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This is The Happy end of Nights like These. The ACTUAL happy ending, not just the theoretical "Good" ending. It is part of a series, and it most likely will not make sense without the context of the original Fic.
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- Part 6 of Freedom (SBI)
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- English
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- 5,987
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- 1/1
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21 Apr 2026
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Hot Knives by ChelseaFrown (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
02 Jul 2021
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Tommy Travels, but eventually, he comes home.
Title based on a Pigeon Pit song.
This is a sequel, it won't make sense unless you read Nights Like These First!
This was based mostly on these lyrics:
I don’t give a shit, I’m not embarrassed I’m just
falling apart on the back porch of the house that I used to live inI don’t know if it’s the hot knives or the dissociation
could I still drive this car all night and crawl in bed with you in Oakland?
I can’t remember how it happened, I got too used to isolation
now I still talk to you at night to see you smile and feel you listenSeries
- Part 2 of Freedom (SBI)
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- English
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21 Apr 2026
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Nights Like These by ChelseaFrown (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
24 Jun 2021
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“This will be good for you, Thomas.”
“Lady, if you call me Thomas one more time, It’s not going to be good for either of us.”Or: Tommy is 17 when he ends up fostered by Phil, and he really doesn't know what to make of it.
Series
- Part 1 of Freedom (SBI)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 107,947
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Collections:
- 55
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21 Apr 2026
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Tall Cans by ChelseaFrown (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Jul 2021
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Tommy misses his family. He wonders when they stopped missing him.
This is the Sad ending from Nights Like These. It is not canon and it will not make sense without reading it first.
Title from Pigeon Pit's Tall cans. Lyrics that fit this well:
I will never be able to get close to anyone as long as I am unable to admit that they are hurting me
And I miss you more than I miss homeAnd I would love to tell you all the pointless shit I did today but we haven’t talked in months and we’re a thousand miles away from each other's sunburnt bodies, smoking spliffs and climbing trees, at least that’s how I hope you will remember me.
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- Part 3 of Freedom (SBI)
- Language:
- English
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- 8,118
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- 1/1
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21 Apr 2026
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Don't come near me, I have a stapler and I'm not afraid to use it. by Starbucks_of_AncientGreece
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Mar 2026
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“Let me go.”
“No.”
“Let me go.”
“Tommy, no.”
“Tommy, yes.”
“You still haven’t told me why humans eat chocolates willingly. Its factually poisonous.”
“We are married to the grind.”
Purple bitch sighed, laid his head in his hands, and screamed.
Tommy felt only a little awkward.
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TLDR; Tommy gets kidnapped by Purpled, an alien, who has his human studies final tomorrow.
Chaos ensues.
Bookmarked by emhasswag
05 Apr 2026