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A Present for the Palace by Otoshigo
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
28 Mar 2024
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An inappropriate present. A case of mistaken identity. A prank gone out of hand.
Alastor gets left on the doorsteps of the royal palace. Lucifer decides the sinner deserves to be messed with a little bit. However, the consequences of his prank extend far beyond the scope of anything he ever imagined.
Story of his life.
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- 26,614
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- 10/10
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09 Jun 2025
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Message Received (This Is The Beat Of My Heart) by Thanatos_Daughter
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
04 Jun 2025
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[ON AIR Light flickers on]
Alastor (Joyful): Salutations! It's nice to be back on the air. You know I couldn't stay gone for too long. The fight with Adam was simply a temporary setback. As you may have seen, I have been helping the Princess repair the hotel.
[Sound: The air crackling behind Alastor's voice. Almost sounds like a laugh.]
Alastor: Now, now, it knows many of my dear listeners must be wondering if the rumors are true. Has his shortness taken up residence at the hotel? I must say, the rumors are, in fact, true. Isn't that surprising?
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Or Charlie finds out just how Alastor fell in love with Lucifer through recordings and transcripts of his broadcast.Series
- Part 3 of Alastor's Broadcast One Shots
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05 Jun 2025
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“Salutations, God of the Underworld! Let me stay in your realm!”
The myth of Persephone’s kidnapping by Hades may have taken a few liberties. In fact, more than a few.
In which Alastor, God of Spring, deigns to grace Lucifer, God of the Underworld, with his unwanted presence. And as depressed and lonely as he is, Lucifer is still not sure this is a good idea. For Man and Godkind, that is. Meanwhile, Alastor, hoping for some entertainment, finds more to do than he bargained for.
(Greek Gods AU, based loosely on fanart)
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- 50/50
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26 May 2025
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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- English
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- 8/8
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24 Jul 2024
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Princess Charlotte of Faustus has been driven by nothing but her duty and her love for her people her entire life. After a disastrous matchmaking attempt, she and her father learn of an oncoming angelic invasion. Knowing that her father and his daemon, Alastor, would surely die if sent to battle, Charlotte makes a difficult decision: to disguise herself as a man named Charlie and join the army herself.
A Mulan AU
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07 Jun 2024
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Lucifer is the youngest of seven merman princes. After years of watching a young princess and her lady-in-waiting sail the seas, he starts wondering if he can be part of their world too. All it takes is a deal with a Sea Demon and the itty bitty price of his blood.
But wait a minute, what's with the handsome stablehand always being around?
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03 Jun 2024
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If there's anything Lucifer has learned from his sunshiney daughter, it's that you've gotta kill them with kindness!
Or: Lucifer learns physical touch really gets under Alastor's skin. To appease Charlie, he starts showering Alastor with hugs and the like whenever he pisses him off. That way, Charlie is none the wiser to what he's doing, and Alastor gets a taste of his own medicine.
..The problem begins when Alastor starts seeking him out for affection.
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- Part 1 of dating alastor 101: a step by step guide
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- English
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- 10/10
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11 Apr 2024
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Yaomomo sighs. “We’ve got a little bit of a situation, Bakugou. Ashi—uhm, somebody might have accidentally signed you up for that modelling gig.”
Katsuki holds up a hand. "So what you’re telling me here," he says, "is that you told Calvin Klein I would model for them. In my underwear.”
Ashido sinks behind a desk to hide. “Yes.”
(The thing is, they really do need the money. And Katsuki's technically the leader of this bunch of morons, so he finds himself taking the job even though his pride will never recover. And even though nobody thought to tell him that he'd be working with his ex-boyfriend. You know, the cute freckled guy from high school who went and broke his heart.
So, yeah. This whole situation kind of sucks.)
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- English
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- 18,018
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- 1/1
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02 Nov 2023
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count your blessings, not your flaws by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 May 2017
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Midoriya Izuku has never been asked out, confessed to, or flirted with, except as a joke.
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24 Jun 2023
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"Everyone said Kim Namjoon was a genius, but clearly not.
He was stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid.
And had he really signed a love letter to Park Jimin with ‘your affectionate hyung, Kim Namjoon’?
Yes. Yes, he had. Kill him now."*A mostly-canon compliant MinJoon story set during their 2019 vacation and the Bon Voyage S4 trip. The timeline of certain events has been tweaked for dramatic effect.
* Update: COMPLETE
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- 40/40
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22 Jun 2022
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"So you’re not going to eat me?" Seokjin asks, just to confirm.
"Why would I eat you?"
"Because you’re a dragon," Seokjin says slowly, because it should be obvious, despite Namjoon not looking very dragon-y at all.
Namjoon looks unimpressed. "I may be a dragon, but I’m not an animal."
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16 Jun 2022
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Namjoon says the wrong thing at the wrong time.
There's a good chance he's ruined everything.
OR
The Freudian slip to end all other Freudian slips.
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- English
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- 6/6
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07 Jun 2022
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how to heal a sunburn (fast!) by overflowingbookshelf
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
31 Jul 2020
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They’ve never fought because they don’t really fight. At all. Sure, Hoseok goes into lecture mode when the group is lazing around through rehearsal, and Seokjin had that one bad spat with Taehyung on camera, but for the most part, they’re the team pacifists. If you can solve the problem without a fight, why fight, you know?
Which is why it’s such a shock when Hoseok approaches him one morning during sound check, hisses at him to stop, “fucking around with the techies”, and doesn’t so much as make eye-contact for the rest of the morning.
(Or, Seokjin should have put on sunscreen before instigating a solar flare.)
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- 35
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03 May 2022
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finger paint (a smile on his face) by almostsophie1 for inlcvemaze
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
06 Apr 2019
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It's probably not the most conventional way to meet someone, but as a single parent whose life, for the last five years, has consisted almost entirely of work and dad things (such as arguing over vegetable consumption and perfecting the art of on-the-fly storytelling), Namjoon doesn't really get introduced to new people much anyway.
So, yes, he meets Taehyung in the principal's office. And yes, Namjoon's daughter bit Taehyung's son for not sharing building blocks. And yes, the worst part of it all is that Taehyung is kind and gorgeous and paint-splattered and steals the air right out of Namjoon's lungs.
It’s fine. Namjoon doesn’t overthink it at all.
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- English
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28 Mar 2022
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“Seokjin and I have decided on a suitable punishment for you two,” Yoongi looks delighted telling them this. Hoseok side-eyes Namjoon, but it’s clear from his wide, shocked eyes he knows nothing. Their chairs shift a little closer together until their fingers are brushing.
“What the fuck,” says Hoseok into the gag. It sounds more like warthefufei so Yoongi pays it zero attention.
“Your punishment,” Seokjin says, “is to hold hands for an hour.”
(Or, the AU where Namjoon and Hoseok are co-workers at the immigrations department between Heaven and Hell despite being angel and demon -- and they absolutely hate each other. The I-Hope-You-Run-Your-Nipples-Through-A-Cheese-Grater type of hate each other. It's not cute.)
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- English
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- 13,618
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- 1/1
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- 131
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19 Feb 2022
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black & white & red all over by mahistrado for nokchajoon
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Sep 2018
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Namjoon must be really nice, Taehyung thought to himself as Hoseok burst into the habitat with a high pitched, "Hello, my friends!"
Like really, really nice.
( or: zoologists in training, taehyung the penguin kid and namjoon the turtle goon, inadvertently get into a nice-off. )
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- English
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- 9,129
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 381
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- 10,921
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10 Feb 2022
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Jimin is a little bored so one night he talks Namjoon into getting drunk and reading fanfiction with him. Fanfic about the two of them, actually.
It's fun until Namjoon gets drawn into a story and realizes that he does, in fact, have feelings for his friend.
Of course, Namjoon deals with this by reading more fic. Shenanigans ensue.
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- English
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- 15,183
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 1
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- 453
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08 Feb 2022
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Rec 12
Mystery Work
Part of aaaaaaaaa
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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26 Jan 2022
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Park Jimin sets out to get his co-worker Jeon Jeongguk together with his boss, Vice President Kim Namjoon. Not because he's promised a big promotion if they get together, or because he wants Kim Seokjin to lick the bottom of his shoe, but because he is a Good Person (tm).
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24 Jan 2022
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“Hyung,” Taehyung mumbles, hunching into the sofa. “I think I’m a werewolf.”
Namjoon stares at him. “Oh, wow,” he says. That was a lot easier than he expected. “Yeah, you totally are.”
Or: Taehyung comes back from filming Bon Voyage with one hell of a souvenir.
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- 19,229
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 38
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- 869
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15 Dec 2021