20 Works by expertfool

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    "The warm light from the distant street lamp causes the shadows on Narumiya’s face to soften, blurring the lines between reproach and captivation as if to give painful awareness to how much he hates that he wants to be caught between Kuramochi’s hands pressed flat against the wall behind him.”

    In a game of skill and luck, Kuramochi and Narumiya fight to come out on top.

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    "It’s him. Izaya knows. He’s never felt more real then when he is with Shizuo. More alive. More bone and beating heart and flesh. His body races to the finish line when he’s with Shizuo as if his heart just wants to die as fast as it can."

    Izaya rejects the universe's demands thrust on him, while Shizuo tries out hard-earned patience.

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    "It’s been a long time, he thinks, since he’s really let himself relax. The action has been nonstop, usually the way he likes it, but it leaves little room for these creature comforts. Ford thinks he owes it to himself to unwind."

    Ford Prefect gets drunk and masturbates to the fantasy of a familiar face

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    "Ford wants to turn Arthur inside out just to taste every corner of him."

    Ford and Arthur battle internal prejudices and reexamine what the question to the universe really means to them.

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    "That is the point of art, Jhin thinks, not only to express oneself but to fine-tune it for the audience. Each piece Jhin is sure will be his magnum opus only to outdo himself with the next."

    Jhin is a slave to his art, and Hwei is the rock upon which his wave crashes.

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    "He’s still leaning against the table watching the player shake the dice with a bored expression, his body angled in towards Illumi so that they are close enough to speak at a low tone and not be overheard. When Illumi turns his head to look at him, Hisoka looks back at him as if he hadn’t been paying attention to the game at all and had simply been waiting for Illumi’s attention."

    Hisoka and Illumi enjoy playing games, but they are in a league of their own.

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    "It was the closest he’d gotten to any acknowledgement of L’s intentions. It felt like a sudden swoop on a rollercoaster, losing air and a dizzy feeling in his stomach like a bird trying to escape. He had known, of course, but an admittance was carbonation in his veins, an excitable weakness filling him to the brim."

    Light comes down with a poorly timed rut, and, with no one but each other, Light and L find the things left unsaid become impossible to ignore.

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    "There was a sense of finality to it that L couldn’t place. In the moment, he understood Light’s insinuation as a rising to the challenge and a willingness to see him through his heat, but the somber tone that was well-suited to his usual thoughtful expression still managed to strike odd like a church bell at a funeral."

    L's heat hits him unexpectedly, but, chained together and trapped in a hotel room, L and Light find a way to make use of their time.

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    "In that moment, held still and trapped under Finn’s shadow, Simon thinks he knows what Finn’s enemies must feel when they know they’ve been had. It’s not bloodlust the way Simon’s seen it before, but it must be."

    Grief, time, and its consequences. Simon gives adventuring another chance. Finn is an empty house.

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    "It’s like a punch to the throat. Wolfwood chokes, whining and groaning and cursing at the same time so that the sound out of his mouth is more a garbled mess than anything intelligible. But Vash responds as if he can understand, and maybe he can. If Wolfwood has been watching him, maybe Vash has been watching over Wolfwood."

    gentleness is hard to find on Gunsmoke, but Wolfwood and Vash make do under the dark cover of night.

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    "The universe could end right outside their motel window, and Wolfwood thinks Vash would just keep hold of him."

    Wolfwood gives an inch, Vash wants to take a mile.

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    "Slowly, the revolver drifts from his forehead. The cool metal barrel grazes over his neck gentle like a caress, down through the swell of his chest and tugs on the button to his dress shirt before slipping over the material."

    Wolfwood makes a flippant remark, and Vash pushes him to the edge.

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    "Despite being fully sober, Vash’s knees feel like they’ll knock together; he’s too giddy considering he’s supposed to be looking after Wolfwood, fulfilling a responsibility and not looking forward to the sudden burn between his legs being filled which responds so naturally to Wolfwood pressing against him."

    Vash offers a helping hand during Wolfwood's rut

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    "Wolfwood barely feels the cigarette leave his lips as Vash opens his mouth against his and kisses him deep. He’s soft still, even now while he takes whatever’s left of Wolfwood, which isn’t much of anything after all’s said and done. A bundle of nerves, a sooty heart, and an aftertaste of ash you want to brush off your teeth or wash back with the sting of cheap whiskey."

    Vash and Wolfwood share intricate rituals over the years.

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    "But the worst—or the best, because obedience feels so good, it feels indulgent, like a reward—is when the words are already out of Ghost’s mouth before he can stop them, when he realizes halfway through that he’s said something irreversible."

    Ghost is sure everyone can tell how he feels, and he's stopped trying to hide it.

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    "Shizuo had already left Izaya’s apartment that morning bleary eyed and mumbling under his breath about work policies and sick leave and an unlit cigarette already dangling from his lips, so Izaya was free to stare his reflection down and reminisce in solitude."

    Shizuo reveals a habit, and Izaya denies it has any meaning.

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    "Heiwajima Shizuo is beyond human comprehension. That’s why no one else should bother worrying about him or thinking about him or loving him. It’s a duty only Izaya can fill. It’s his responsibility as mankind’s greatest lover to love mankind’s greatest creation. Anybody else would simply be incapable of such understanding."

    Instead of abhorring Shizuo as inhuman, Izaya finds Shizuo a pinnacle of human reactions and capitalizes on his love for him. Shizuo comes to terms with it. (essentially a reversal of canon)

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    “Are you dating someone?”

    “Dude, shut up about that,” Jeff hissed at him, but Eddie stopped pacing to stare at Gareth.

    Gareth shrunk into himself as Eddie’s gaze remained unwavering. Silence fell as Jeff and Chris turned to stare up at Eddie, afraid of what he’d say to make Gareth take it back. They were certainly in for some type of show since Eddie had been picking up steam since he startled them earlier, and Gareth was definitely going to eat his words.

    Eddie tilted his head a little, hair swinging slightly, and his eyes shifted away. “Maybe I am.”
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    Corroded Coffin finds out Eddie Munson is dating Steve Harrington, and they decide to interrogate him. After all, what could those two possibly have in common?

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    "Eddie feels wild and dumb and like he should’ve felt when he was in the gym dancing with other students. But he thinks he’s much happier out here watching Steve Harrington fall apart and choking on smoke because of something Eddie said. It’s easier to be himself even if he doesn’t know much of who he is anymore. He can flit through every version of himself until he settles into a skin that feels most comfortable—or not. He can keep rifling through all the different versions of himself like rooting around someone’s cassette collection shoving tapes into the cassette player and ejecting them right back out before the intro can start just to be replaced with another tape. He knows now Steve won’t mind."

    prom goes poorly for Eddie but at least Steve is hanging around to help bear the burden

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    1,334
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    “I’ll do whatever God instructs me to,” He responded haughtily, and you remembered all the things you despised about him. It made you want to dig your heel in, pinch his skin until it turned red, poke him until he couldn’t help but swat you away like a little child.

     

    eli and reader have a heart-to-heart that is not a heart-to-heart bc eli is evasive and then they 'fraternize' like inexperienced teenagers even tho they are men in their twenties

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    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,280

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