un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
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The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down) for Ruumii
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
23 Aug 2024
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"My name is Hawke, and I'm a demon," the large, dark, and handsome man said. He gave what Anders would normally consider to be a devilish smirk, but with the ice breaker being what it was, Anders didn't want to give him the satisfaction.
"Does that line actually work?" Anders asked.
"Well to be honest, all I usually need to do is this," and with that Hawke flexed, his black suit jacket showing impressive resilience against the strain of his chest and biceps.
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Begging Until You Give It Up by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age 2
09 Dec 2023
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Three years of desperate aching culminates in this moment:
Hawke, his body solid and strong, pressing Anders against the wall of the kitchen, the groceries he’d brought completely forgotten as the tension between them finally shatters like glass.
Anders, already weak in the knees at just the look in Hawke's eyes, trying to hold on physically and mentally to the moment before slipping into his own insecurities.
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Written for the 2023 Rebel Hearts MHanders Zine.
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Who Will Dig His Grave by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
01 Nov 2022
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A killer preys on women in Darktown. A healer tries to right the wrongs of the city. A man seeks vengeance for his mother's death. A blood-soaked Victorian AU Handers romance based loosely on the Jack the Ripper killings. Heed the tags.
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Celebrated Air by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down) for celeme
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
08 Aug 2022
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Surgeon Anders Justice, the rebellious second son of an upper-class family, makes a reluctant visit to Tethras Gardens on the Wounded Coast, and keeps a record of the events of the holiday in his journal.
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So Justice waits, and watches, and guards, and counsels. It is all he can do.
Until the day it is not enough, nothing he has is enough to stop what comes, and Justice watches from Kristoff’s broken and unresponsive form and cannot guard Anders from Rolan, and then he is straining, reaching, yearning for Anders with every fiber of his existence and exploding at the Injustice of the sword, and there is Fear for once in his existence,
and then there is Rage,
and then Anders looks to him, dulling eyes wide and wildly hopeful, and his form materializes without conscious thought and they are reaching for each other, and then there is a Spark and a We that thunders so loudly it flattens the copse of trees around them,
and then there is Vengeance.
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BatHawke Forever by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
29 Jun 2021
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TotW by mevima, un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
06 Oct 2016
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I Say Fever AU by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age II
16 May 2021
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Jan thinks he finally has Nace all to himself. But even in his own home, he has to compete with someone else for Nace's affections:
the cat.
Bookmarked by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
11 Sep 2025
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we feel so good, it's almost frightening by fifi_hollywood for luluxa
Fandoms: Joker Out (Band), Eurovision Song Contest RPF
04 Oct 2024
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Nace knows what’s about to happen. He enters the room just to notice Jan on their bed. Or more precisely, Jan lying on his belly, with ass up, bent on the bed. Rhinestones attached to the waistband shine in the red light, making Nace focus only on the sight right in front of him.
A sparklative thong becomes an invitation.
Bookmarked by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
11 Sep 2025
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The trip was Bojan's idea. They booked a small lakeside cottage for a few days, a chance to relax and recharge after their hectic tour schedule.
It sounded like a nice, much needed break at the time, but as Kris sat in the passenger seat of the van, desperately praying that Jan and Nace would stop sucking face, he started to wish he said no.
Bookmarked by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
11 Sep 2025
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Maybe the rain wasn’t just falling. Maybe its fall was meant to carry all of Jan’s bad thoughts out of his head and finally make him realize he wasn’t where he was meant to be.
And that he knew who he should be with, right now.
Bookmarked by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
04 Sep 2025
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Bojan receives a dick pic.
Bookmarked by un-shit-yourself (fenix_down)
23 Jun 2025