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What Fool Invented Kissing by fennelseed
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
26 May 2023
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Frodo’s goodnight kisses are starting to have a serious effect on Sam. Just a traditional F/S slash-on-the-quest fic.
[Repost; originally from the early 2000s. Very minor edits made.]
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Secretaryish by fennelseed
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Secretary (2002)
21 May 2021
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It's basically the film Secretary, but starring Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji. In the Cloud Recesses library. Because my mind came up with this thought and wouldn't let go of it.
Canon essentially thrown out the window. Let's assume they're at least 18.
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Just another tribute to Ten's lovely habit of licking stuff. (Originally posted on A Teaspoon and an Open Mind in 2007. Finally bringing here.)
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[Reposting from 2004 or thereabouts. Eek, I was so YOUNG!]
On a hot summer day shortly before setting off on the quest, Sam shares a guilty secret or two.
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Orchid's Secret by fennelseed
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jan 2021
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Wei Wuxian unwittingly drinks an aphrodisiac and begins having an increasingly hard (ha) time keeping his hands and body off Lan Wangji. Even at times when that is not appropriate, such as at dinner with the juniors. Good thing Lan Wangji is so willing to lend a hand to a desperate cursed friend.
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Detective Wei Wuxian by krazieLeylines
Fandom 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Apr 2021
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08 Mar 2026
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2020
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Lan Zhan's puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
Written entirely for fun! :DComments are very much appreciated! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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21 Feb 2026
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Restraint and Revelation: or, The Necromancer of Yiling by Lirelyn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
22 Dec 2020
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“Which reminds me,” Wei Wuxian continued, “Of course you never read novels, but really, Lan Zhan, the one I am reading now is so very good, I think even you would find it worth your time. It’s not only thrilling, although it is that, to be sure. There’s real insight in it, and it touches on matters of justice and devotion which, you can guess, are of particular interest to me.” He laughed a little, as if dismissing his own preference in this.
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28 Jan 2026
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private room by ScarlettStorm for dangercupcake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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“What exactly did you want my feedback on?” Lan Zhan asks, bending one knee to cock a hip and putting an arch in his back. He laces his voice with just a hint of innuendo. Cobalt is never too excited about anything, so it wouldn’t do to seem too eager or too horny.
Gorgeous Newbie inhales, squaring his shoulders, and blurts, “Would you watch my stand-up routine and tell me if it needs anything?”
Lan Zhan blinks. The music is loud in here, like it is everywhere in the club. Surely he misheard. “What?”
“I have a stand-up routine,” Gorgeous Newbie repeats, more confidently this time. “I would really appreciate it if you could watch it and give me feedback.”
Or: What happens in the private room, stays in the private room... Until it doesn't.
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06 Jan 2026
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Not Just Netflix and Chill (Or Lan Zhan’s Lack of Grasp of Euphemisms) by misscam
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Oct 2019
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The evening Lan Wangji – Lan Zhan to friends, or rather friend, being all of one, being all of Wei Ying – accidentally overhears the heart’s desire of his heart’s desire is a cold winter’s day, the first snow falling outside.
“Brother Wei,” Nie Huaisang says cheerfully, another voice Lan Zhan knows far too well. “Still no luck getting Lan Wangji to Netflix and chill with you?”
Jiang Cheng makes a retching noise. Wei Ying makes a stuttering noise.
“I don’t….!” Wei Ying protests, but Nie Huaisang only laughs and Wei Ying stutters again and groans and sighs. “How do you know… I want to….”
Lan Zhan looks down at his hands, brow furrowed. Netflix and chill? Wei Ying wants to watch Netflix with him and relax? That is his heart’s desire? It sounds slightly odd, but Lan Zhan wants Wei Ying to have anything, everything, has since Wei Ying persistently annoyed his way into Lan Zhan’s heart when they were 15 and at school together and apparently, everything includes Netflix and chill with him.
Lan Zhan will make that happen.
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