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Daniel groans and covers his eyes with the heels of his hands. “Fuck. I didn’t mean for it to happen like that.”
“Like…that?” Armand repeats.
“Yeah. Aw, man!” Daniel groans again.
“But you did mean for it to happen?”
“What?” Daniel lowers his hands and looks at Armand.
“You meant to kiss me.”
In which Armand and Daniel’s first kiss doesn’t go how Daniel had imagined it.
Vampire Fest Bloody Valentine prompts ‘first kiss’ and ‘fucked-up gothic romance’
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13 Jul 2026
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“The vampire Armand,” Daniel said slowly, the headline writing itself in his mind, “in love with a mortal. Now that’s a story I’m interested in.”
The gaze that met his was no longer wounded, but predatory-cold. “You’re a vulture, aren’t you?” Armand said, the words soft as a blade being drawn from silk. “Picking at every scrap of exposed flesh.”
Daniel held the gaze, refusing to flinch. He’d been called worse. “It’s the job. You started talking out of your own free will. You don’t get to be offended when I look for the cracks in the narrative.”
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After a brutal interview session leaves Daniel feeling flayed open, his most painful memory weaponized against him the moment he got a little too smart-mouthed, he has a bizarre conversation with the Vampire Armand about love, loss and nailclippers. His life couldn’t possibly get any weirder.Series
- Part 1 of Notes from an Unfinished Interview
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11 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger is 27 years old when her life falls apart. Cheated-on, flatless, fed up with her job, she decides to change one thing she can--take a class and try for some career advancement. But change is never easy, especially when an old enemy is the catalyst.
And the class instructor.
"Just as the minute hand clicked over to the hour, the doorknob twisted and a figure slipped into the room. He was tall, a bit windblown. Hermione had a general impression of crisp cuffs and polished leather, and then a more specific one of the most beautiful grey coat—highlighting his shoulders and eyes, skimming to just the right place on his knife creased trousers.
His movements were precise and confident.
He was wearing the softest-looking gloves.
He was not Professor Belinda Rowle.
He was Draco bloody Malfoy."Series
- Part 2 of Friends in the City
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03 Aug 2025
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23 Jan 2025
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metastable: "(of a state of equilibrium) stable provided it is subjected to no more than small disturbances." Or, " theoretically unstable but so long-lived as to be stable for practical purposes."
He's fine and cordial and perfectly polite. Of course, that's until he meets Rook.
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20 Nov 2024
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On Expectations and Propriety by mourniingcoffee
Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
23 Aug 2025
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When her escape from the fade leaves Rook with abilities she can’t control, the foundling quickly learns just how much the Nevarran nobility value their bloodlines.
How do you go back to normal after saving the world?
Especially when that normal come with high expectations and unresolved feelings?
“Oh, and Professor - the girl is our most valuable asset. You’d do well not to forget it.”
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AKA the fic where I get to loredump about Nevarra and do a period/political drama about nobility in Thedas.Emmrich/Rook who didn’t get together during the game timeline.
Mourn Watch Rook who is named heavily in the fic.
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18 Nov 2024
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After being unofficially banished from the Mourn Watch, rebellious Lisbette must recruit one of her former professors, Emmrich Volkarin, to help her defeat two ancient Elvhen gods. Hurt that her favourite professor never stood up for her when she needed him, Lisbette takes delight in provoking the handsome, silver-haired necromancer, perhaps enjoying herself a little too much.
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15 Nov 2024
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A gentle morning with your gentle necromancer, a wholly unremarkable moment in time that you both deserve.
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11 Nov 2024
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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02 Aug 2022
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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03 Jul 2022
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Seven years after the Battle of Hogwarts, a changed Hermione Granger-Weasley returns, not as a student, but as a professor seeking refuge. Severus Snape, now Deputy Headmaster, finds his carefully constructed life disrupted by her arrival and the shadows of her past. As they navigate the complexities of divorce, personal trauma, and the lingering echoes of war, an unexpected connection begins to form. Their journey is fraught with emotional scars, hidden truths, and a past that refuses to stay buried. Can they find solace in each other while facing their own inner demons, or will the weight of their history prove too heavy to bear?
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- Part 1 of Prisms of Prophecy
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23 Mar 2022
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As the World Falls Down by Khirsah
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Inquisition
06 Jun 2015
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For the kink meme prompt:
Josephine holds an Orlesian-style ball at Skyhold and everyone is to attend masked and out of uniform. Trevelyan decides that this is the perfect time to blow off some steam without giving anyone reason to brag about having slept with the Herald of Andraste, so she finds a partner for some masked, inebriated, anonymous sex.
Unfortunately, she didn't realize that her stressed out, buttoned-down Commander had the same idea...
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- Part 1 of A Dragon Age Fairy Tale
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17 Mar 2022
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Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of This World or Any Other
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16 Mar 2022
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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20 Feb 2022
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It’s been over a year after the Fall and most people know Will’s in a relationship. They just don’t know exactly with who…
A sequel to ‘The Shape of Me Will Always Be You’, but can be read as a standalone.
Translation in 中文, Русский and Español
Fan videos available here and here
Fan art master post available hereSeries
- Part 2 of Love Crime Series
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23 Jan 2022
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A Golden Girl missing.
A Slytherin Prince trapped.
An Order holding secrets.
And a Dark Lord ruling.Warning: Dark AU (not dark main character) with deep discussions of trauma caused by physical, emotional, and sexual abuse.
This fic starts out in the midst of the darkness, and shows the trauma, and healing journeys of each character as they fight to keep as much of themselves as possible, in a world trying to take it all.
(The rape is not between Draco and Hermione)
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- Part 1 of Perfectly in Pieces Universe
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23 Jan 2022
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Public Bookmark 10676
Mystery Work
Part of Private Collection
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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20 Jan 2022
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Public Bookmark 28471
Mystery Work
Part of archived works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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20 Jan 2022