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One fact about witches; they care about their territory. But not in the way cats or wolves care about territory. In the way that when they live somewhere, they take root there. How the town and its people are doing becomes tied to how they fill in their nondescript job as ‘witch’. For Asahi Azumane, witch of Silverbay Banks, this mostly consists of desperately trying to keep his shit together.
Or alternatively: weather witch Asahi's feelings accidentally control the weather, which slowly becomes more of a problem as a cute storm chaser moves into town. -
spooky suits, haunted hotels and the mysterious disappearance of the ghost OSHA crew by FandomTrashcan, fivewormsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: Luigi's Mansion (Video Games)
29 Sep 2023
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Follow the Ghost OSHA crew as they investigate the last resort hotel after King Boo's defeat. The big bad may be gone, but there's still plenty of spookiness about!
Or: Luigi taking over hotel last resort because literally no one can/wants to stop him. More chapters may be added later.
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I'm gonna fucking strangle you by fivewormsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
11 Jan 2021
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Everyone has a soulmate. In a world where everyone has a quirk one might question how that is of interest in comparison, but people have reason to be excited over it. Your soulmate is someone who not only complements your being in every way, but makes you better as a person.
So why did Katsuki have to be stuck with such an idiot?
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soulmate au where the first words you say to your soulmate are written on your wrist
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The whole, you know, being dead thing! by fivewormsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
25 Mar 2020
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A crash, a flash and then, a voice echoing through his head: "Hey meathead. Get up. Shithead. Shitty hair!"
Kirishima Eijirou slowly opened his eyes. Or at least he thinks he did, but it's hard to tell with the amount of darkness going on.
"Shitty hair? Really? Well it's your fucking funeral I guess. Literally." the voice from before seemed to be a lot closer now. Kirishima turned to where the voice came from, and there was a blond haired man standing in front of him with what seemed to be a nasty case of resting bitch face.
"W-where am I?" Kirishima tried to ask, trying not to get distracted by this kind of hot stranger looming over his.
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AKA the one where Kirishima dies and goes to the afterlife and gets into a bit more trouble than anyone bargained for.
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it don't bite- YES IT DO by fivewormsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2019
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It was a normal day for Bakugou Katsuki. Well, that is until his hag of a mother dropped her pomeranian at his apartment, told him to babysit it until she got back and promptly went on a two week trip to Europe. Katsuki yelled after her that there was no way in HELL he was keeping this fucking dog. Little did he know that this dog would cause a series of events that would greatly improve his overall wellbeing.
aka; how Bakugou's new dog got him a boyfriend.
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Five years after they've reclaimed Erebor, Thorin is sick of home, Bilbo is just sick, and neither is handling the situation ideally.
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The Time for Home by Drenagon
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
06 Dec 2019
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Bilbo Baggins doesn't fit in in the Shire. He's not a normal hobbit. That doesn't bother him.
Having his warnings ignored? Trying to help those who will not help themselves?
That bothers him.
Updated 6/12/19 with post-Epilogue 'one-shot' chapter.
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Four years into the Fourth Shinobi War, Orochimaru offers to turn. He all but requests Sakura by name to be the contact. It is, quite clearly, a trap—least of all because he's supposed to be dead. But what is a losing side to do except take the hand that's offered?- Language:
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The Japanese Men's National Volleyball Team Celebrate The 'Team Japa-nies' by adaxiety
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
22 Jul 2021
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"Somebody, who I think a lot of us, cannot keep, from checking out. The “Hottest on the Team” award goes to… …Ushy the stone-cold bitch!"
Ushijima jumped up, hands shaking as he took his award. He spoke into the mic, causing feedback to echo throughout the restaurant. He cleared his throat, "I would like to thank my father, who always encouraged me to use my left-handedness to my full potential. And my mom, for giving me this fine ass. Thank you."
Hoshiumi and Hinata cheered loudly as Ushijima marched off the stage, proudly holding the plastic trophy in hand.
Sakusa glared at the camera, tears threatening his eyes.
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Iwaizumi went to grab the volleyball player trophy, shoulders hunched. He grabbed the trophy and instantly protested, "This is an airplane.""Th-They ran out of volleyball players."
"It says 'Made in Argentina' right here."
"Go sit down Hajime!"
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Bokuto hosts the monthly 'Team Japa-nies' awards with Team Japan. Sakusa has never been to one of them after constantly slipping away. Now he's forced to attend one. Fun.Series
- Part 4 of Team Japan Antics
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11 Dec 2022
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I FINALLY FOUND THIS AGAIN HOLY SHIT
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When gentleman pugilist Rock Lee makes the acquaintance of a prince in a most unexpected manner, he does not anticipate how much his life will change. Nor does he anticipate the dangerous feelings the prince will inspire.
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