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In accordance with the Ride or Die Pact of 2009, Jonathan Sims can call upon Georgie Barker at any time for aid with no strings attached. Despite their rocky history, their childhood friendship, and Jon’s barely recovered alcoholism, this pact is sacred and must be upheld.
Georgie Barker may regret this. She may regret it when she discovers that the world is full of monsters and eldritch gods and dickhead managers. She may regret it when a punk rocker who should be dead collapses on their doorstep, a teenager again who needs their help. She may regret it when her stupid ex-boyfriend starts selling his soul for knowledge and the ability to keep his new family safe.
But she probably won’t. Georgie isn’t scared of anything - not a Clown’s apocalypse, not the apocalypse that Jon is destined to begin, and not Jon’s own loss of humanity.
Maybe she should be.
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- Part 1 of immortal with a kiss
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21 Dec 2025
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so amazing i cannot describe
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Statement Not Given by green_tea_and_honey
Fandoms: She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Mar 2021
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Jon was quiet. “...are you going to kill me?”
The thing looked shocked. “Oh, darling, no! And before you get any more awful ideas in your head, I didn’t do anything to your friend. He simply had to go home and change out of wet clothes.” The thing rolled it’s eyes, slouching grumpily in it’s seat. “Goodness, where would you get that idea?”
“What…” Jon paused. “What are you?”
The thing smiled, and the black aura appeared again. When it lifted, Jon couldn’t keep in a yell, stumbling backwards and knocking over a pile of papers.
Something green and reptilian grinned at him, mouth filled with rows of sharp teeth. It’s eyes blinked sideways, like a lizard, and it tossed it’s long blonde hair like a strange supermodel. It laughed, seeming to find Jon’s reaction amusing.
“Really, darling, that’s quite rude.” It shook a finger at Jon, as if scolding a child. A thick, green tail flicked, as if to accentuate the strangeness of this new guest. “Name’s Double Trouble. Actor, espionage, pianist extraordinaire.”
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16 Dec 2025
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never in a million years would i expect this pairing... (Shera and TMA in the same fic, what is this a crossover episode??) but it works SO well!!
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See the Line where the Sky meets the Sea by The_Floating_World
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Sep 2020
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When Jon is a child he looks into the infinite abyss of space. The Vast looks back into him.
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Jon and Elias are sleeping together. Most people think this is magic reason why underqualified, notorious bastard Jon managed to score the Head Archivist position. Jon is just trying to not fall apart at the seams as his boss keeps making demands.
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14 Jul 2025
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AUGHHH NOOO 😭 FUCK ELIAS I HATE THAT SMUG BITCH 😭😭
SO REAL PAST ME!! SOMEBODY NEEDS TO KILL THAT BITCH!!!
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a poison that never stung by a-m (ante__meridiem)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Aug 2021
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Melanie is grateful to Jon three times.
The first, for coming back at all. Not that she missed him, not that she’s glad he’s not dead. But the last few months in the Institute have felt hollow and it’s a sickening relief to have a target for her anger again.
The second, for asking to remove the bullet, and allowing her to refuse. This is a more complicated gratitude, because she doesn’t want it. But she can’t bring herself to wish he’d kept this meagre measure of control, of choice, from her. So she is grateful, and she hates it.
The third, for being the obvious monster everyone has their eye on, so they never think to ask about the blood under her nail, don’t wonder when she slips out the door of the archives with a knife in hand. Maybe she should feel guiltier for letting Jon take the fall, knowing full well that everyone involved in their little intervention has at least as much blood on their hands. But she still hates him just enough to be able to swallow down the guilt, so she lets Basira threaten him and swears that she won’t let any of her victims make it back to the Institute with their stories.
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11 Dec 2025
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SLAUGHTER MELANIE !!!